Fandom "Tears" (a multi-fandom RP)

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"Okay, what is she doing, Doc?" IF asked the Doctor as she observed the scene from the TARDIS' monitor.


"Buying us some time while I think up of theories to explain Lowee's CPU's odd behavior..."

 

[TommyGun15]

Doctor-Junko stepped out of the TARDIS wearing the Tenth Doctor's outfit, "Did someone call for a Doctor?"
"Great and too think he couldn't get any worse... now he has tits..." Blanc said with a very furious expression.

Snake wasn't really feeling any better with not-quite-Junko present.


"Beggars can't be choosers. So what do you want?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Snake wasn't really feeling any better with not-quite-Junko present.
"Beggars can't be choosers. So what do you want?"

"Guards, bring Doctor Tits for brains to the dungeon at once! The Tranny's got a lot of shit to explain!"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Meanwhile in the TARDIS


"And to think she's wonderful with kids around," The Doctor said as he saw Blanc and the guards haul Doctor-Junko to the Dungeon.


@TommyGun15


"You think it's a good time for us to sneak into the Basilicom to test if the Real Blanc's just in her room reading books like last time?" Compa asked.

 

[TommyGun15]

"Guards, bring Doctor Tits for brains to the dungeon at once! The Tranny's got a lot of shit to explain!"

Snake contacted The Doctor.


"What should I do? I could probably sneak out of their dungeon, but that might get messy, and I doubt anyone wants that."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Snake contacted The Doctor.
"What should I do? I could probably sneak out of their dungeon, but that might get messy, and I doubt anyone wants that."

"No, you sneak into the Basilicom," The Doctor said.


"ROGER!" said Compa who was suddenly behind Snake.

 

[TommyGun15]

"No, you sneak into the Basilicom," The Doctor said.
"ROGER!" said Compa who was suddenly behind Snake.

Snake spent a minute sizing Compa up.


"Well. Keep up."


Using back alleys, rooftops, and cardboard boxes, Snake found himself standing outside the Basilicom.


(For the record, I know nothing about this game either.)

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

In the TARDIS


The Doctor sighed and lamented, "I hope it's not the Cybermen again."


"Yeah, those guys sure messed up a lot of Gamindustri before you showed up." IF said remembering the Silver menace of the Cybermen.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Snake spent a minute sizing Compa up.
"Well. Keep up."


Using back alleys, rooftops, and cardboard boxes, Snake found himself standing outside the Basilicom.


(For the record, I know nothing about this game either.)

(I knew that hence why I had Compa accompany you)


"Yup, we're here... but did we really need to hide in boxes, the guards are busy in the dungeon," Compa said with slight embarrassment for her new partner.

 

[TommyGun15]

In the TARDIS
The Doctor sighed and lamented, "I hope it's not the Cybermen again."


"Yeah, those guys sure messed up a lot of Gamindustri before you showed up." IF said remembering the Silver menace of the Cybermen.

(For the sake of saving time, can we say that The Doctor did something to make Snake's weapons work in this universe. Because I'd rather not be limited to a knife.)


One lecture about the usefulness of cardboard boxes in stealth missions later





"Alright, you're familiar with this area. How do we sneak in?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

(For the sake of saving time, can we say that The Doctor did something to make Snake's weapons work in this universe. Because I'd rather not be limited to a knife.)
One lecture about the usefulness of cardboard boxes in stealth missions later





"Alright, you're familiar with this area. How do we sneak in?"

(Don't worry, Doctor Who-verse isn't going to nerf you... trust me you're going to need it.)


Compa did the complete oppisite and walked into the front door, showing there are no hostiles.


"See! Ever since the big thing in the sky appeared Blanc never set foot in here!" Compa explained.


"So now get out the box and let's go to Blanc's room!"

 

[TommyGun15]

(Don't worry, Doctor Who-verse isn't going to nerf you... trust me you're going to need it.)
Compa did the complete oppisite and walked into the front door, showing there are no hostiles.


"See! Ever since the big thing in the sky appeared Blanc never set foot in here!" Compa explained.


"So now get out the box and let's go to Blanc's room!"

One box-filled stealth level later





"Alright, is this the door?" Snake whispered.

 

[TommyGun15]

(Oh, and thanks for the not nerfing. No offense, but having to run around with nothing would've been)


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[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

One box-filled stealth level later



"Alright, is this the door?" Snake whispered.

"YESSY!"

 

[TommyGun15]

"YESSY!"

"Alright..."


Snake slowly opened the door, cautiously peeking his head in the room.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"Alright..."
Snake slowly opened the door, cautiously peeking his head in the room.

"Hey, Asshole! Haven't you heard of knocking?" said the REAL Blanc.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

(Oh, and thanks for the not nerfing. No offense, but having to run around with nothing would've been)
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(Please why should I nerf you when you're dealing with Transformers and Dogoo!)

 

[TommyGun15]

"Hey, Asshole! Haven't you heard of knocking?" said the REAL Blanc.

(Isn't a Dogoo just a slime?)


Snake, who worked with a woman who literally wore a bikini top 24/7 and spent most of her time in a cage


(Seriously Kojima? Dafaq?)


wasn't really bothered by bursting into Blanc's room.


"Get up, get dressed. Someone's been impersonating you and abusing your position."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

(Isn't a Dogoo just a slime?)
Snake, who worked with a woman who literally wore a bikini top 24/7 and spent most of her time in a cage


(Seriously Kojima? Dafaq?)


wasn't really bothered by bursting into Blanc's room.


"Get up, get dressed. Someone's been impersonating you and abusing your position."

"Again?! DON'T THOSE ASSHOLES KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAKE AND THE REAL DEAL!" Said Blanc as she put on her jacket and her hammer. "Alright, you show me where the impostor is so I can TEAR THAT BITCH A NEW ASSHOLE!"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

(@TommyGun15 Giant Dogoo tho)

 

[TommyGun15]

"Again?! DON'T THOSE ASSHOLES KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAKE AND THE REAL DEAL!" Said Blanc as she put on her jacket and her hammer. "Alright, you show me where the impostor is so I can TEAR THAT BITCH A NEW ASSHOLE!"

(Fair enough. Or they could be like Dark Souls Slimes, which are one of the toughest enemies in the game if you don't know how to fight them.)


Snake nodded.


"She said something about the dungeon. I assume you know where that is?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

(Fair enough. Or they could be like Dark Souls Slimes, which are one of the toughest enemies in the game if you don't know how to fight them.)
Snake nodded.


"She said something about the dungeon. I assume you know where that is?"

Blanc then smashed the floor outside of her room creating a creater for her, Big Boss and Compa to jump down.


They hear the voice of Doctor-Junko.


"So what you're saying is that you're not a Zygon?"


"I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT TITS FOR BRAINS!" angrily shouted the fake Blanc.


"Hey! Bootleg me! The Real Blanc's right here!" said Blanc.


"So, I see the little game of pretend has ended..." said the fake Blanc.


"Yeah! Now you better hand over Lowee over to Blanc and the Doctor or we'll beat you uppy!" said Compa.


The Fake started Laughing.


"What's so funny, asshole?" asked the Real and very vulgar Blanc.


"You... ALL OF YOU! NOW I NO LONGER NEED TO WEAR THIS CHILDISH FORM NO LONGER!"

Spoiler

"Be warned Goddess! YOU FACE THE MASTER OF CYBERTRONIAN ART OF METALLIKATO!"


"Wow! Fake Blanc was that giant robot!" said Compa.


((Why would I nerf Snake for a fight with a guy who's a Skeleton Samurai Robot Decepticon version of him?!))

 

[TommyGun15]

Blanc then smashed the floor outside of her room creating a creater for her, Big Boss and Compa to jump down.
They hear the voice of Doctor-Junko.


"So what you're saying is that you're not a Zygon?"


"I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT TITS FOR BRAINS!" angrily shouted the fake Blanc.


"Hey! Bootleg me! The Real Blanc's right here!" said Blanc.


"So, I see the little game of pretend has ended..." said the fake Blanc.


"Yeah! Now you better hand over Lowee over to Blanc and the Doctor or we'll beat you uppy!" said Compa.


The Fake started Laughing.


"What's so funny, asshole?" asked the Real and very vulgar Blanc.


"You... ALL OF YOU! NOW I NO LONGER NEED TO WEAR THIS CHILDISH FORM NO LONGER!"

Spoiler

"Be warned Goddess! YOU FACE THE MASTER OF CYBERTRONIAN ART OF METALLIKATO!"


"Wow! Fake Blanc was that giant robot!" said Compa.


((Why would I nerf Snake for a fight with a guy who's a Skeleton Samurai Robot Decepticon version of him?!))


(Alright. Let me know if I do anything you object to.)


Snake couldn't help but grin.


"Heh. This'll be where I come in." Snake rushed forward, running between the Decepticon's feet and slapping a wad of C4 on it's ankle. He grabbed Doctor-Junko and pulled her away as he detonated the explosive. He readied The Patriot as he waited for the smoke to clear.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

(Alright. Let me know if I do anything you object to.)
Snake couldn't help but grin.


"Heh. This'll be where I come in." Snake rushed forward, running between the Decepticon's feet and slapping a wad of C4 on it's ankle. He grabbed Doctor-Junko and pulled her away as he detonated the explosive. He readied The Patriot as he waited for the smoke to clear.

"HA! FOOL! IT WOULD TAKE MORE THAN YOUR PATHETIC TECHNOLOGY TO DEFEAT ME!" mocked the Transformer.


"Oh is that so?" said Blanc... "Well then, it's time I fulfill my duty as the CPU of Lowee!"


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"So come on, Skelet** show me what you got!"


Blanc said as the hits the Cybertronian Samurai with a flurry of hits.


"FOOL! TO THE MASTER OF METALLIKATO, BLUDGEON! YOUR CLUMBSY ATTACKS APPEAR TO ME AS SLOW MOTION!"


"HOW ABOUT THIS, ASSHOLE!"

Spoiler

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Bludgeon is then knocked down, "How is this possible?"


"Well, guess what, Rust bucket... Don't F*** with a Goddess!"


(Bludgeon is knocked out only for interrogation purposes)

 

[TommyGun15]

"HA! FOOL! IT WOULD TAKE MORE THAN YOUR PATHETIC TECHNOLOGY TO DEFEAT ME!" mocked the Transformer.
"Oh is that so?" said Blanc... "Well then, it's time I fulfill my duty as the CPU of Lowee!"


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"So come on, Skelet** show me what you got!"


Blanc said as the hits the Cybertronian Samurai with a flurry of hits.


"FOOL! TO THE MASTER OF METALLIKATO, BLUDGEON! YOUR CLUMBSY ATTACKS APPEAR TO ME AS SLOW MOTION!"


"HOW ABOUT THIS, ASSHOLE!"

Spoiler

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Bludgeon is then knocked to the Wall.


"Well, guess what, Rust bucket... Don't F*** with a Goddess!"


(Bludgeon is knocked out only for interrogation purposes)


"Well, I'll admit, that was impressive."


Snake pulled a multi-tool from wherever the hell he keeps his stuff.


"Want me to take off his legs?"