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[Stormblooded]

Hisashi glanced to Jepitha on his right and then back to Kino. With a smirk, he twisted his torso and stuck his leg out to trip him before he could slam into the defenseless waitress.


"Now now, you little lightweight, you wouldn't want to hit a woman just doing her job, would you?" He asked with fake worry.


He looked to the waitress and shrugged. "Kids right? Such unpredictable bastards, specially when drunk." He grinned.

 

[Loke Fullbuster]

Kino was so buzzed that he didn't think to put his hands out, which resulted in him falling face first onto the ground. He laid there having been knocked out cold for the night. Thee waitress sighed. "Though I appreciate it, you're friend here has disturbed the other guests, so I must ask you to leave." She said walking over to stand behind Hisashi. "But one of you has to pay the 10000 Kol Bill." She said looking between the three at the table.


@Britt-21


@Kori Zanos

 

[Britt-21]

Maoni had gotten a tick mark on her head when she had heard how much the bill was "He was supposed to pay." she pointed her fork at the drunken Kino "He's the one with the big bucks here." she also spent a good amount of Kol earlier for her sword. To her it may have not seemed like a lot but with this bill, it was a lot more then she had thought. "Looks like we're splitting the bill, guys. I'm not paying for this whole thing."

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisahsi's eye twitched and he laughed nervously. "Ten... Thousand?? Heheh, j-just give the kid a minute! He'll wake up and pay for us you see..." He laughed as he nudged the unconscious Kino a few times with his foot.


"Ive only got like 2000 Kol on me after grinding a few hours and spending most of it on the armor... Kino will have to owe me I guess. He did promise a free meal." He sighed and looked to Jep and Maoni.


"Oooooor..." He reached in his pocket and pulled out his blue teleportation crystal just enough for Jep and Maoni to see, but not the waitress. He raised his eyebrows in a "your call" sort of way.


@Britt\-21

 

[Britt-21]

Maoni glared at hisashi, clearly hating the idea that he was planning "10,000 did you say it was?" She looked at the waitress as she nodded "fine." She looked at jep "how much do you have on you. We can split it in half. If you have the right amount." Hopefully he did. She hated to spend money like this. Especially when money in this world was already hard to get. If she could she would try to wake up kino and tell him to pay the woman. 10,000 kol was too much for food.

 

[Robin man]

Jepitha couldn't help but to laugh when Kino hit the floor, knocked out cold. He laughed for a few moments, he didn't have a care about the bill right now, he was having to much fun with his friends drunkenness. He wiped a tear off his face before he pulled Kino up, gently holding Kinos arms, he played out the motions of someone opening up their own inventory, surprisingly enough, it worked. (Because I'm lazy lol) And with his idea working so far, finally able to pay the bill with Kinos money. Jepitha laid Kino down before he said. "Done and done."


@Britt-21 @Kori Zanos

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisahsi shrugged at Maoni, as if not understanding why she was angry at his suggestion before laughing as Jep moved Kino to pay.


He stood up and brushed himself off, as if there was reason to.


"Well, this was nice, but uh, we should probably get back to the tavern before we get in even MORE trouble. Surprisingly, this time it's not my fault." He remarked.


He held his hand out to offer to help up Maoni once again.


"No matter what we do, I doubt we'll be allowed back in here."

 

[Britt-21]

Maoni took Hisashi's hand and stood up "I honestly dont care, Kino still paid for it even though Jep used him as a puppet." she glanced at Jep before looking at Hisashi "I was tired anyway, so heading to the tavern is fine by me." She also didnt want to stay in this fancy place anymore either. It felt so weird and awkward. "Come on Jep.." with that she began walking out, pulling Hisashi with her

 

[Robin man]

Jepitha nodded before he stood up, putting Kino over his shoulder. "A good night sleep sounds good to me." He said as he followed the "couple" silently. "So are we having Kino pay for tonight?" He asked Hisashi and Maoni.


@Britt\-21

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisashi was surprised when Maoni pulled him along with her, but he didn't argue. When Jepitha suggested having Kino pay, he laughed.


"Kino, you're willing to pay all our expenses?!" He pretended to talk to the unconscious kid. "How kind and generous of you! How EVER could we argue with such a noble request?" He smirked and glanced around at the rest of the party as they walked out of the restaurant.


"As long as we don't completely drain the kid's cash, which would be pretty hard to do, I'm alright with it. We can always tell him the restaurant charged him for being 'disruptive'." He said, making air quotes with his free hand at the last word.


@Britt-21 @Robin man

 

[Britt-21]

Maoni looked over "I rather use his money to fix things like armor and what not." she said "Nothing to be greedy with." a sigh escaped her lips before she looked ahead again "Lets just go back to the tavern and rest. I'm too tired to do anything today." not to mention she probably wanted to dream about Hisashi a little bit..but mostly rest. "He'll learn his lesson for drinking something he shouldnt since hopefully he wakes up with a hangover."

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisashi looked over at Maoni and chuckled. "Now wouldn't that be funny? The fact that it's an actual thing programmed in the game might make it even funnier." He looked ahead and laughed to himself.


"You'd be surprised how many random and seemingly useless things are in here. And it gets WAY or there. I'm talking surprising things in a game targeted at "all age groups"."


Hisashi turned back towards Jep. "There's a portal to 22 somewhere around here, right? I don't feel like taking a week long trip down 8 floors...


You two usually share a room, right?" He nodded towards Kino. "So he's paying for three. He's gonna wake up with quite a bill." Hisashi shook his head and smiled.

 

[Britt-21]

Maoni just eye rolled as she walked with the boys. When she realized that she was holding Hisashi's hand, it caused her to blush just slightly but she did her best not to think anything of it. "I'm going to go back to my cabin. We could stay there instead of going to a tavern. My house has two bedrooms. So, you guys are going to have to share a room."

 

[Robin man]

Jepitha shrugged as he walked behind the two. "I can sleep in the living room. Well if you have one of course." He paused for a second, to think something over. "Maoni, which floor is your cabin on?" He asked her.


@Britt\-21

 

[Britt-21]

"Ths 22nd floor. They have a teleporter there that we could teleport to." she lived in a cabin so yeah. "Kino didnt seem to have had a problem when he got there. Also, I do have a livingroom..I have a full cabin." Had everything a normal house had so..it wasnt that bad "Lets just go, i'm kind of getting tired." she pulled out her teleport crystal

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisahsi shook his head at Jep. "Nah, I'll take the couch, you and Kino take the spare room. That way you can keep an eye on him if he does wake up hung over." He gently pulled his hand away from Maoni's. "I'll need my hand if I'm gonna teleport too, heheh." He teased as he reached into his pocket to pull out his own crystal.


"So to 22's teleporter?" He asked.

 

[Britt-21]

Maoni rolled her eyes as hisashi made that comment about needing his hand "whatever." As she looked away, a light blush had arised on her cheeks "yep, floor 22. I'll see you guys at the teleporter." With that she took her leave and teleported to the floor. Tonight she was going to sneak out so she could find something to cook in the morning for them.. Just so they didn't have to pay to get breakfast. The inside of maoni was excited cause she never had guests before."

 

[Robin man]

Jepitha got his and Kinos teleporter crystals ready before they both teleported to the 22nd floor. He looked around the area that they were teleported in. He wasn't at the cabin, but in the middle of forest. He rubbed the back of his head as he started to wander around.

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisashi hung back for a few moments after the rest of the group had left. He sighed, and glanced up at the game's artificial sky before letting out a short laugh.


"We both knew I'd have to move on eventually." He said to nobody, before teleporting out to floor 22.


Putting on his usual smile Hisashi shook his head towards the group. "Sorry I'm late. Accidentally teleported up to 32 and I was like 'Wait! This isn't the right floor?' Heheh." He scratched the back of his head.


"So, to this cabin?"

 

[Britt-21]

"I wouldnt go that way." Maoni called as she was sitting on a log not too far. She was surprised Jep hadnt seen her "You should be more observant." standing up, she walked over "My Cabin isnt too far from here. We just need to wait on Hisashi and then we can make our way there." she looked towards where Jep had spawned and watched as Hisashi was late teleporting to them. "Its fine." she said before nodding "Lets go, it's starting to get dark out."

 

[Loke Fullbuster]

Kino woke with a start, falling off of Jep's back. "Unnnhhhhhhhh." He groaned as he stood. "What happened?" He asked before shooting his hand up to his mouth. "I think I'm gonna..." And that was it. Kino vomited, a bit splashing on Jep's shoe. When he stood to apologize, he began vomiting again. "This feels worse than vomiting in real life..." Kino spoke. "What did I do to deserve th-" And with that he passed out again, landing in the vomit face first.


@Robin man

 

[Robin man]

Jepitha looked back and watched Kino with a raised eyebrow, when Kino started puking, Jepitha started to laugh. He didn't care about his shoe having vomit on it. "Oh my god! That teaches you to drink alcohol." He said through some loud laughter.


@Leone

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisashi stuck his tougne out with a "YUCK" upon seeing Kino puke everywhere.


He prodded Kino's side with his foot and made a look of surprise that the fall into the vomit didn't wake him up again.


"That kid is gonna feel so awful in the morning...... I can't wait." He laughed before walking over to where Maoni was standing.


"Onward!" He shouted, raising a hand in the air and pointing forward. "To the secret lair!"

 

[Britt-21]

Maoni didnt dare look back when she heard what was going on..If she looked, she knew her dinner would be on the floor too. So she just stopped walking and waited for them to finish talking. Once they did and they started walking, she moved on "I dont know why you call it a secret lair..It's a cabin in plain view.." she glanced at Hisashi "Unless you want a lair I can find one for you"

 

[Stormblooded]

Hisashi grinned.


"No no! You gotta have fun with the situation we have here! Here, let me set the scene!" He cleared his throat and closed his eyes. Raising his hands near his face, Hisahsi made his voice go an octave lower to add a dramatic flare.


"Four adventurers travel along, a ragtag group consisting of the Kid, the tactician, (Kino)


The strong and silent brute (that's you Jep)


The beautiful, but deadly, sword wielding enchantress, (he points to Maoni)


Led by the courageous (and ruggedly handsome) hammer-wielding berserker!


The four travel through the dark and mysterious wood, stealing away to their hidden lair after a feast payed for by the generous and drunk tactician, their bellies full of good food, (cept for Kino now, I guess) and their hearts filled with BURNING PASSION!"


Hisahsi laughed and opened his eyes, only to slam face-first into a tree, sending him flying onto his ass.