Develius
"Kaiju Enthusiast"
Just as Bowser and Ridley were officially finalizing their devilish alliance, one of the nervous koopas glanced up at the thundering clouds ahead. His cautious expression turned into a harsh squint, as if he caught a glimpse of something floating above their position. The floating object looked spherical in nature and seemed to be sporting a yellowish-golden hue, though being covered by the thick clouds and rain it was difficult to get any further information at the moment.
"Uh... G-Guys?" he stammered, quickly clearing his throat as he still looked above him, "Lord Bowser, sir?"
Bowser's grinning gaze towards the Space Pirate general turned sour as he looked down towards the subordinate minion. "Not now, minion! I got some hot-n-ready evil plans to stir up~!"
The Koopa wouldn't let up. "But, my Lord!" he cried insistently as he pointed to the sky, "I see... T-There's something floating above us!"
Bowser's eyebrow cocked curiously at this sudden claim, "What? What do you~?" he asked confusingly as his gaze turned towards the clouds in roughly the direction he was shown. Yet all he could see was nothing but darkened clouds and the persistent pouring rain running down his face. "I don't see anythin!" the Koopa King growled, taking a moment to double check himself. The green-shell was baffled as he noticed the golden object to have suddenly vanished. "But i-It was right there!" the minion stammered as he frantically looked around him, "I swear, I saw it! There was like... a floating yellow sphere! A-Almost looked like an eye..."
Bowser didn't seem to take his minion's claim too seriously. "You're delusional!" he scoffed rudely, "That must be the SUN you BAFOON! Clouds musta opened up for you to get a quick glance - it's NOTHIN' special!"
The Koopa gave a frustrated sigh as he felt his beak grind against his jaw at the audacity of that statement. "W-What? Of COURSE that wasn't it!" he yelled, flailing his hands up in his emotional outburst, "I honestly~!"
"Are you sky-sick or somethin'?" Bowser growled as he lowered ominously over the minion's tiny shell, "Or is this some kinda sick joke? Either way, your KING is not amused! Get back to work before I~!"
Before he could finish, a large explosion rippled through the air as an azure laser pierced through the dense clouds, making contact with a neighboring airship! Direct hit! Bowser winced as the shockwave blew through his crimson hair, before swiveling his muzzle right towards the scene of the crime. The medium-sized airship was now a flying fireball, filled with screaming minions that were aboard! Thankfully, no one important was onboard, like the Elite Trio who have all been thankfully sailing together aboard another medium airship sticking close on the other side of the "Bowsetta". The ship's propellers began sputtering as a mast fell over the side, before the entire vessel began sinking into the stormy abyss below. Bowser's eyes boggled out of their sockets. "WHAT?!" he bellowed furiously as he clamored towards the edge to get a closer look. The vessel was gone. He smashed his hands against the railings, "OH C'MON! I JUST HAD IT FIXED! WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!"
Just then, Kamek stumbled out from the cabin in a panic. "Sire! SIRE!" he shrieked as he wobbled towards his liege, "One of our airships had been taken out!"
"YEAH I SEE THAT!" the Koopa King bellowed maddeningly as he clenched his fists in rage, "A LITTLE LATE ON THE DRAW THERE!"
"And worse...!" Kamek muttered before raising his scepter towards the sky in front of them, "We've got company!"
Bowser and the others looked towards the sky ahead of them, before seeing a number of golden eyeball-like spheres emerge from their cover! Their eyes glowed ominously through the dark clouds, charging up their beams as they descended to attack speed! "There!" the curious koopa cried, "That's what I saw! I told you I was being honest!" Bowser glared adamantly at the green-shell, using all of his strength to keep him from punting the saucy koopa off the ship. He wasn't even going to pretend like he didn't want to believe him. With the engagement about to commence, Bowser took a deep breath before addressing the situation to everyone nearby.
"ALL SHIPS! EVASIVE MANEUVERS! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!" Bowser announced with a massive holler as Kamek transmitted his message to the rest of the navigators, "REV UP THOSE CANNONS! SET UP THOSE BULLET BILLS! AND BLAST THOSE GOLDEN EYES RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY!"
The Koopa King then turned to Ridley, "THAT MEANS YOU TOO! PUT THOSE WINGS OF YERS TO GOOD USE!"
With his battle orders now established, the airship fleet began to take immediate action as they scrambled for battle positions. The standard airships began firing their cannons one by one in rapid succession, as the crew onboard began setting up Homing Bullet Bill turrets for a more accurate engagement. The light airships were fast and agile enough to get into closer contact; their cannons being quicker to reload and fire upon the meddling satellites. Kamek would be the best equipped to engage the agile eyes, quickly spurting out magic beams in an attempt to turn it into mush! Meanwhile, the other magikoopa navigators began conjuring up further defensive spells, strengthening the already present "lightning barriers" to withstand against the stronger plasma beams.
And overlooking the arial battlegrounds was Bowser, staring upon the top deck with arms crossed and sporting a gnarled visage of displeasure. They were holding their ground for now, but this was looking to be an otherwise fairly winnable skirmish. "Bah!" he grumbled over his thoughts, "Stupid eyeball things! What's their deal anyways? Can't they see that their TRUE KING is coming to take over this realm?"
As he continued ranting to himself, something huge was beginning to peer behind his ship from the thick storm clouds. Though the Koopa wouldn't seem to notice or even bother turning around.
"This place needs some proper management by a TRUE evil-doer! I mean really, why have it be ruled by overly-complicated entities embodying vaguely abstract concepts, when they can be ruled by someone with the POWER of kicking butt and getting stuff done! THAT'S ME BABY! I'M THE ONE WHO KICKS BUTT AND GETS STUFF DONE!"
A tired-looking goomba would find itself jumping upon the steps, crashing before Bowser while emitting heavy exhausted breaths. "L-Lord Bowser!" he addressed whole stumbling back onto his feet, "Here to report that~"
"Not now!" Bowser rudely interrupted as he swatted the goomba with his hand, "Can't you see I'm having an inner monologue?"
"Oh - erm, uh... sorry sir, uhm..." the sentient fungi stammered confoundedly as he attempted to recover from that sudden shut down.
The Koopa King proceeded to immediately continue with his inner monologue. "When I get to see who's in charge, I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind! I'll tell them 'HEY! WISEGUY!' HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE NEWS? THIS REALM AIN'T FOR SALE! IT'S UNDER MY RULE! MY CONTROL! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GET IT, THEN TOUGH LUCK PAL! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME! AND I AIN'T HOLDING BACK!"
Though as he attempted to reassemble his report, his eyes grew wide at the massive flying airship that was coming up behind them! Eyes of unfathomable terror and awe encapsulated the poor goomba as he returned to getting Bowser's attention. "M-M-M-My lord...?" he quiveringly stated with a calm yet audibly panicked tone, "I-I think y-you need to turn around!"
Being interrupted yet a second time, the Koopa King's eyes glared down once again at the meddlesome goomba "And YOU need to return to the battlefield!" an unconcerned Bowser retorted, still looking dead in front towards the battle.
"N-No I'm d-d-d-dead serious!" the goomba's voice continued breaking per syllable, "S-S-SOMETHING IS D-DEFINITELY B-B-B-B-BEHIND US! SOMETHING B-B-BIG! L-LOOK!"
With a heavy sigh, Bowser finally gave into the sobbing goomba's tone. "OK fine! What is it this~?"
His voice and jaw dropped abruptly, while his eyes lain fixated upon the massive flying Citadel that loomed behind them. This literal flying castle absolutely DWARFED their fleet by a massive margin, adorning blue-grey stones and silver and gold-topped spires. In a way, the style vaguely reminded him of the castles back in the Mushroom Kingdom - especially Peach's Castle - yet he felt there was something off about it. And it wasn't the fact that it was flying that was bugging him. Bowser's brow hardened before stomping his foot on the deck and gave an onslaught of uproarious laughter.
"BAWHAHAHA!" the Koopa King guffawed at the scene, "CHECK IT OUT! NOT MY FIRST TIME SEEING A FLYING CASTLE - LET ALONE RIDING ONE - BUT WHAT AN ABSOLUTE EYESORE! WHOEVER DESIGNED IT MUST BE ABSOLUTELY BASIC! IT LOOKS SO BORING! SO PLAIN! DULL! NEEDS MORE BLACK PAINT AND SPIKES TO BECOME AT LEAST SEMI-ACCEPTABLE! STEP UP YOUR DESIGN DEPARTMENT'S BUDGET OR GET SOME BETTER TASTE YA PLAIN BAGEL!"
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