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[Kameron Esters-]

The idea of Captain Falcon and Shadow being unceremoniously stuffed into DK barrels is pretty funny, thinking on it!

it's even funnier that it's so unexpected lol

 

[GrumpySwallow]

it's even funnier that it's so unexpected lol

The Kremlings bring the barrels all the way to the Flying Citadel.

Kremling: Hey, boss! Look what we got! (*opens barrel*)

Captain Falcon shoots out of the barrel like a rocket, a Falcon Punch aimed straight at Lunaris's face!

Lunaris: YO WHAT THE FU---!!

 

[GrumpySwallow]

I learned that there is no full mask/hood combo in FF14. This is the closest to a Lunaris mask as I'll get!

Spoiler

 

[GrumpySwallow]

 

[Kameron Esters-]

S W A G

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Lol considering those barrels can hold Donkey Kong, one can't really blame the Kremlings for believing they can contain Captain Falcon!

 

[Kameron Esters-]

That IS a fair point, tho we could just chalk it up to the fire doing most of the damage lol

 

[GrumpySwallow]

That IS a fair point, tho we could just chalk it up to the fire doing most of the damage lol

Donkey Kong can punch a moon, but he can't break out of a barrel. It's just video game logic lol

 

[GrumpySwallow]

This just happened in FF14 and I lol'd!

Spoiler: When the silent protagonist is left speechless!

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Lol what really gets me with this quest is Stefan's sweet happy smile at the idea of becoming a fish dad! For all the jokes we've made about Lunaris having a bunch of kids out of wedlock, he actually really would love to be a father. I can imagine it being a bit of a touchy subject considering his chronic illness.

Spoiler: If a Zora woman came up to Stefan and asked him to be her baby-daddy, he miiiight not say no! This is totally the opposite of Link and Ruto! XD

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Lol after Agahnim and Stefan help the Zora with something that would require the expertise of mages, a Zora maiden expresses interest in Stefan and, upon seeing the intrigued look on Stefan's face, Agahnim pulls a Misty by dragging him away by the ear!

"Absolutely not! I have no desire to make explanations to your mother! Time to go home!"

I'm hoping to make a post for Team Woomy this evening; we'll see! I'd like to continue the scene at the Lake this weekend.

 

[GrumpySwallow]

 

[Kameron Esters-]

The Kremlings bring the barrels all the way to the Flying Citadel.

Kremling: Hey, boss! Look what we got! (*opens barrel*)

Captain Falcon shoots out of the barrel like a rocket, a Falcon Punch aimed straight at Lunaris's face!

Lunaris: YO WHAT THE FU---!!

Bro gets a shortcut to the Final Boss

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Bro gets a shortcut to the Final Boss

Captain Falcon gets a Star KO on Lunaris!

GAMESET!

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Bro gets a shortcut to the Final Boss

Imagine Captain Falcon fighting Dragon Lunaris in the air! An enraged Lunaris is trying to dislodge Captain Falcon from his back, meanwhile the good Captain is treating it like a rodeo! Then Falcon gets a good grip on Lunaris's neck and pile drives him into the earth!

Lol the dragon's normally-shut eyes pop WIDE OPEN right before collision!

The dust clears, and Captain Falcon is posing heroically over a twitching dragon!

Captain Falcon saves the entire Smash Realm! XD

"YES!!"

 

[Kameron Esters-]

Imagine Captain Falcon fighting Dragon Lunaris in the air! An enraged Lunaris is trying to dislodge Captain Falcon from his back, meanwhile the good Captain is treating it like a rodeo! Then Falcon gets a good grip on Lunaris's neck and pile drives him into the earth!

Lol the dragon's normally-shut eyes pop WIDE OPEN right before collision!

The dust clears, and Captain Falcon is posing heroically over a twitching dragon!

Captain Falcon saves the entire Smash Realm! XD

"YES!!"

They have that moment painted and framed for all eternity lmao

 

[GrumpySwallow]

They have that moment painted and framed for all eternity lmao

OoT Link and Toon Link rush in with their hammers to beat on Lunaris's skull, adding injury to injury while BotW/TotK Link adds further insult to injury by gathering all the dragon parts that fall out of him to use for crafting!

Lunaris is spared execution on one condition: he attends ALL of Captain Falcon's self-improvement classes!

The other villains are also there. Mugorl has the most star stickers ("Captain Falcon is a powerful and honorable warrior! I shall learn all I can from him."), Odessa is bored out of her mind, Krook has tried multiple times to hang himself, and Lunaris is causing as much mischief as he can though he does eventually turn in his work. Sora is his tutor and calls him "Steffy."