Realistic or Modern Sorcery- OCC

[August]

I remember my last point on my CS was that he was almost a wizard, then I fell asleep.

Think I was on Magic . . . for the record I am not writing up details of his youth--
It was wild, 'nuff said

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

but why are magic lizards so rare
WHO BE SHOOTIN' LIZARDS

 

[August]

but why are magic lizards so rare
WHO BE SHOOTIN' LIZARDS

The real question is who makes these horse sized magic lizards and why--

 

[Svisttt]

...what kind of shooting are we talking about.

 

[August]

I will share that Oz lost his virginity to a banana, and not in the way you are thinking.

I will leave it off as that

 

[Svisttt]

I know people sometimes teach how to put a condom on by demonstrating with a banana but jesus christ--

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

wait, no, that's not just the kind of info you drop out of nowhere and act like that's acceptable

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

I want a magic lizard.... it could be like a guard dog

 

[August]

I want a magic lizard.... it could be like a guard dog
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At least until Oz comes around . . . .

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

*shudder* Oz has some weird likings

 

[August]

*shudder* Oz has some weird likings

Hey everyone does some weird stuff when growing up--
Some people pee themselves, Oz diddled a lizard

It is perfectly normal for young people to get adventurous

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

I guess your right

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

I wonder....
*searches sexy lizard*



I understand now

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

perhaps your character isn't crazy after all...

 

[kasigi]

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

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... why?

 

[kasigi]

Because it's Garou.

 

[August]

Now I feel like he should secretly have one of the not so deformed lizard children with him . . . More like an actual lizard, except it has the awareness of a human.

He could keep it in his pocket-- or in his briefcase with his drugs

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

Now I feel like he should secretly have one of the not so deformed lizard children with him . . . More like an actual lizard, except it has the awareness of a human.

He could keep it in his pocket-- or in his briefcase with his drugs

Drugs huh, that explains a lot

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

Now I feel like he should secretly have one of the not so deformed lizard children with him . . . More like an actual lizard, except it has the awareness of a human.

He could keep it in his pocket-- or in his briefcase with his drugs

this could be the lizard childs face claim

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

ive just been looking up lizard memes for the last halfhour....this is my life now

 

[Svisttt]

I imagine the pocket lizard being like Mushu from Mulan

 

[August]

This lizard baby of his is going to be like a goldfish . . . Dies a lot, and is replaced/remade with magic.
Drunk Oz can make a good Magic Lizard baby, but sober Oz . . . Lets just say he is an alcoholic for very good reasons

 

[Svisttt]

I feel like Ra'zir and Oz would be alcoholic buddies...