Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
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Uh, can we get back to the plot now, guys?
Uh, can we get back to the plot now, guys?
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Nogoodname
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Sure! I was enjoying it! Also I'm thinking of her reaction if she finds out walters plans... oh god she'd be livid.
BubbleButt
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Yeah.Good, plus I sure as hell don't want to have shadowz yelling at me
And jesus one night?! That's some commitment! I haven't seen the show yet but I've been super tempted, is it good?
That show is amazing IMO
Also, the best character is Mr. Poopy Butthole
Oooh wee
Nogoodname
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Pfft, when a show has a character like that I've gatta try it.
BubbleButt
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They have the episodes on YouTube.
They just made it non-full screen to avoid copyright
Plus I already saw 8 episodes on Adult Swim just laying in bed doing nothing
Especially S3 E1, they played that shit 20 times a day in a non-stop loop when it came out.
Quiznack
Under Pressure
god im up for this
Nogoodname
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Quiznack
Under Pressure
*shrugs*
When an Elysium folk meets an Arashi folk:
"My, what a foxy god you have."
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Erm, right now I've thought of Walter coming up with a creative idea to deal with riots...
By turning it into a sport!
There will be different teams of guards whose objective is to arrest as many citizens as possible to win the game. And those who deal too much damage to the civilians will earn a foul. Yes, there will be rules for this! And teams who commit too many fouls will get disqualified...
The game will have a scoring system, and a musician to play some music, and a guy who comments on the passage of events. It'll be perfect!
By turning it into a sport!
There will be different teams of guards whose objective is to arrest as many citizens as possible to win the game. And those who deal too much damage to the civilians will earn a foul. Yes, there will be rules for this! And teams who commit too many fouls will get disqualified...
The game will have a scoring system, and a musician to play some music, and a guy who comments on the passage of events. It'll be perfect!
Nogoodname
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....Oh god Emilia would be fuming at the idea.
BubbleButt
TFW 8 seconds have passed after Za Warudo
I call commentator or I'll cut off your tongue
Quiznack
Under Pressure
This could probably be an actual game during the peaceful periods of Elysium -- like Griffon racing!
And oh my god -- you can actually MOTIVATE the guards by doing that -- holy shoot I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN RP FORM ONE DAY.
interested on rules tbh
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
LIGHT KINGDOM MADNESS.
*Gulp*
Yep, Emilia would probably slap Walter for this.
Hell, I'll even let you control the NPC commentator if you want.
*Gulp*
Yep, Emilia would probably slap Walter for this.
Hell, I'll even let you control the NPC commentator if you want.
Nogoodname
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Through FURIOUS scribbling she'd probably say things like "complete bastardization of what the dragon guard stands for" and "the defenders of the people should never do this"
BubbleButt
TFW 8 seconds have passed after Za Warudo
That was a joke, god damn.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
You know, it's a brutal medieval sports game, a favorite pastime of the guards when they're bored. I mean, imagine spending your life training to be a guard only to... stand watch all day. It's not only frustrating but boring too.
So they have to take it out on the civvies, but they have to do it in a way that has structure, so they made it a sport.
The rules would be based on basketball and football.
It would look something like this: No use of deadly weapons except your riot shield, kicking and punching is allowed but no major injuries, foul use of language is encouraged as long as you do not blasphemy the Light, and best of all have fun by creating as much chaos as possible. If you kill a civilian, you become what the games call a "villain" so you get arrested yourself. If you hurt a civilian, you earn a foul. If you hurt too many civilians around three times, you become disqualified. Your objective is to arrest as many civilians as possible to win the game. The number of teams are not limited, sometimes, the crowd of civilians can join the guards in subduing their fellow rioters. There is no rest period, there is only chaos.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
ALSO, a team of doctors stand by and they can declare if a civilian has been "hurt" by sustaining a major injury.
Nogoodname
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You know it feels like every 5 minutes the light kingdom gets just a little bit more fucked up.
Quiznack
Under Pressure
The motto of the Riot games: "There is only chaos...but justified." SO CONTRADICTORY THO LMAO
Mmm!! Thanks for the rules oh my gosh!! The curses part was a nice touch, very into character of the Kingdom.
Though if there are guards who do end up hurting the civvies, they'll probably be stripped of their rank as well as arrested.
Nolan would be disturbed, more so if the people get hurt, but turn a blind eye for it -- as long as it gets the job done!
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
That's why the Kingdom of Light is jokingly referred to as the Kingdom of Madness. I mean, technically the "good guys" of this roleplay are the Dark Kingdom people, but the "crazy awesome badass normals" are the Light Kingdom dudes.
Quiznack
Under Pressure
Our Kingdom isn't perfect, but it sure knows how to hide the fact so bloody well aye?
Nogoodname
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Everything's fine! Just don't look under the hood!
Quiznack
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Another nice title: The Gilded Kingdom
Nogoodname
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I feel like the kingdom of light play the good guys rather well too, I'm really hoping that we can get a bit of a grey area between the two kingdoms.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Walter made that game by the way! Give him credit, damn it.
Ah, this is what I like about this version of the Kingdom of Light. Its hypocrisy isn't taken too seriously but instead its played for laughs.
