Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Shit happened. Literal shit.
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Shit happened. Literal shit.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
The Faceless King
Most Likely Inebriated
I KNOW I'M SO SORRY! I forgot I had a camping trip I had been planning so I left for the weekend and a whole slew of chicanery followed, no time to write.
We made nettle tea, someone spiked mine, more drinks were had, next thing I know I'm chasing cyote's in my undies. IT WAS AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS. Also I'm pretty sure there were mountain lions, but I can't be sure. Oh! Also leeches. Fucking leeches man. Everywhere. They're attracted to me because my blood 86 proof and leeches like to get boozy.
What kind of shit? I will have you know I am excellent at identifying an animal by it's scat.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Just some friendly teasing~
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
*Facepalm*
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
BUT ITS TRUE.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
I say it because I love.
The Faceless King
Most Likely Inebriated
Also, has anyone else had fresh nettle tea? It's fucking fantastic! When it's not spiked of course. But even then...
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Human shit, diarrhea, sentient crap, eating shit, throwing shit, fisting.
Hella damn, weird shit was going around during that short, short period. As Heis mentioned, it felt like the very core of 'shitposting'.
The Faceless King
Most Likely Inebriated
Great, glad I missed it. I will not be going through the OOC,
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
I felt like I lost some of my humanity back there....
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
I'm starting to regret having warned you.
It's unfair dealings, I say, one and all must experience the hallucinatory pains of this absurd internet anomaly.
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
You guys did get pretty vulgar. Lol
The Faceless King
Most Likely Inebriated
Let me remind you what I had to put up with this weekend:
FUCKING LEECHES MAN!
Park Rangers go hard on camping trips man, that shit is a living breathing shit post in it's own way. My weekend was a drunken blur of stupid dares and harassing woodland beasts. It'll happen again in two more months.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
This scatology, this perverse helix of toilet and crude humour. It is natural, a part and protrusion of our entity.
It is the unruly corpus of our very soul, to embrace our inner obsession with the grotesque aspects of our body — of the grotesque aspects that seamlessly interconnect with the vile nature of our world.
It is the apostasy of the mind, the schism that breaks apart our brain, rebelled unconsciously by the grotesque crux of our being — the moment that came and not came to be passed, that has both to be passed and not to be.
It is an open rebellion against the borders of humour, and as such, there is little shame to be felt about it. We exist to see such moments, experience them, and even take part in them, but alas, we can truly do nothing about them or against them.
It is the unruly corpus of our very soul, to embrace our inner obsession with the grotesque aspects of our body — of the grotesque aspects that seamlessly interconnect with the vile nature of our world.
It is the apostasy of the mind, the schism that breaks apart our brain, rebelled unconsciously by the grotesque crux of our being — the moment that came and not came to be passed, that has both to be passed and not to be.
It is an open rebellion against the borders of humour, and as such, there is little shame to be felt about it. We exist to see such moments, experience them, and even take part in them, but alas, we can truly do nothing about them or against them.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Embrace your advanced instincts, face, let it draw you to your true place: the wilds.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
*Starts thinking about medieval corporations. Wonders what the hell a medieval corporation is. Shrugs shoulders and thinks of including a reference of medieval corporations in my writing.*
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Magistrates > Rangers
Damn, I need to create something that fuses economics and law with bold-fisted action.
BubbleButt
TFW 8 seconds have passed after Za Warudo
Wandering Grim Hollow
Nogoodname
shadowz1995
I finished a kind of basic version for my CS. I'll invite you to a conversation in a second with my CS in it.
Wandering Grim Hollow
I want to be happy but my gun says no.
Nogoodname
Connor: "I HAVE SUNK TWO SHIPS ALREADY!"
Sibling A: "I SUNK HALF!"
Sibling B: "I SUNK 4!"
Connor: "...... READY THE TEMPEST!"
BubbleButt
Murdering your Captain will get you executed. Royalty or no.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Sounds good!
also
Elephantom
Sorry I'm not doing anything in the collab rn, I'm waiting for Heis to post. Connor: *finishes off a burning ship*
Connor: "I HAVE SUNK TWO SHIPS ALREADY!"
Sibling A: "I SUNK HALF!"
Sibling B: "I SUNK 4!"
Connor: "...... READY THE TEMPEST!"
Murdering your Captain will get you executed. Royalty or no.
My sibling: "Hey! That was my kill!"
Wandering Grim Hollow
I want to be happy but my gun says no.
Connor: "GIT GUD, DEAR SISTER OF MINE!"Sounds good!
also
Connor: *finishes off a burning ship*
My sibling: "Hey! That was my kill!"
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Ahaha, this is gonna be fun
Wandering Grim Hollow
I want to be happy but my gun says no.
Seeing as all of us can make ice from sea water. I can imagine Connor being all nice. Handing your character a nice cool drink. Only for the ice to melt and the drink becomes the salt zone.Ahaha, this is gonna be fun
