Fantasy Seiunita OOC

[Historical Storyteller]

And Sven has 'magick'.

But, other than that, I believe the guns in FK work with a matchlock system — like an arquebus of sorts?

And Walter is made out of 100% muscle. Magic is for pussies!

Well, that means that the Light Kingdom better have some of these babies for themselves then.

I was thinking that the Elysians should have magical Light mines, step on an orb of light and everything goes BOOM.

 

[Nogoodname]

And Sven has 'magick'.

But, other than that, I believe the guns in FK work with a matchlock system — like an arquebus of sorts?

Emi has magic too! How's Sven gonna fight when he's blinded by the light?

 

[Elephantom]

And Walter is made out of 100% muscle. Magic is for pussies!

Well, that means that the Light Kingdom better have some of these babies for themselves then.

I was thinking that the Elysians should have magical Light mines, step on an orb of light and everything goes BOOM.

Emi has magic too! How's Sven gonna fight when he's blinded by the light?

Sven is immune to blindness and other humane weaknesses. He uses dark magic, and he will cast upon Emil a twisted sort of stomach infection — and worse, he will warp Walt's flow of humour and give him a really bad case of dysentry.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Sven is immune to blindness and other humane weaknesses. He uses dark magic, and he will cast upon Emil a twisted sort of stomach infection — and worse, he will warp Walt's flow of humour and give him a really bad case of dysentry.

Is that all Sven can do? Walter can just stab him in the face.

 

[Nogoodname]

Sven is immune to blindness and other humane weaknesses. He uses dark magic, and he will cast upon Emil a twisted sort of stomach infection — and worse, he will warp Walt's flow of humour and give him a really bad case of dysentry.

Oh yeah! Well Emi has one spell that can't be blocked!
Emilia casts fist!

 

[Historical Storyteller]

ELEPH, what are you doing now by the way?

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Hey, I want to make a song like this someday.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_on_the_Risers#Lyrics

 

[Elephantom]

Is that all Sven can do? Walter can just stab him in the face.

Oh yeah! Well Emi has one spell that can't be blocked!
Emilia casts fist!

Seriously? They'll both be shitting too much red bricks to even curl their fists.

ELEPH, what are you doing now by the way?

I'm reading books.

Tell me something, Heis, does Walt wear sandals?

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Seriously? They'll both be shitting too much red bricks to even curl their fists.

I'm reading books.

Tell me something, Heis, does Walt wear sandals?

Then Walter's gang will sneak up on Sven and put a sword up his ass.

And I'm beginning a collab with Nogoodname.

No, Walter wears felt boots.

 

[Elephantom]

Then Walter's gang will sneak up on Sven and put a sword up his ass.

And I'm beginning a collab with Nogoodname.

No, Walter wears felt boots.

Downcuffs?

 

[Elephantom]

Then Walter's gang will sneak up on Sven and put a sword up his a

They need to take care of their own asses before they can take care of his ass.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

They need to take care of their own asses before they can take care of his ass.

Then... they will shit on the floor... and as they shit they will grab a hold of Sven and stuff all their shit in his mouth!

 

[Elephantom]

Then... they will shit on the floor... and as they shit they will grab a hold of Sven and stuff all their shit in his mouth!

No, they will shit their pants — the shit obtains dark sentience, by the way — and then the shits, scared of super-sven, crawl up their shirts and enter their mouths.

And then they get even more infections, and they DIE. WALT DIES EVETYBOEY DIES DIE DHEIWOWOEOEOEOROEOEO

 

[Nogoodname]

Seriously? They'll both be shitting too much red bricks to even curl their fists.



I'm reading books.

Tell me something, Heis, does Walt wear sandals?

Fist is a powerful spell!

 

[Historical Storyteller]

No, they will shit their pants — the shit obtains dark sentience, by the way — and then the shits, scared of super-sven, crawl up their shirts and enter their mouths.

And then they get even more infections, and they DIE. WALT DIES EVETYBOEY DIES DIE DHEIWOWOEOEOEOROEOEO

. . . . Damn, magic is overpowered here then.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Fist is a powerful spell!

Nothing is better than good old fisticuffs!

 

[Elephantom]

Fist is a powerful spell!

No amount of fisting can save your ass...

 

[Nogoodname]

No amount of fisting can save your ass...

dude, phrasing.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

No amount of fisting can save your ass...

*Inserts fists into Sven's ass*

 

[Elephantom]

*Inserts fists into Sven's ass*

dude, phrasing.

That is, if you can plug your asses first...

 

[Historical Storyteller]

That is, if you can plug your asses first...

*Walter throws his shit at Sven*

Damn, we are literally SHITPOSTING here.

 

[Elephantom]

*Walter throws his shit at Sven*

Damn, we are literally SHITPOSTING here.

"Eat shit, asshole!"

*flings earthy, muddy shit at Walty's eyes and mouth*

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"Eat shit, asshole!"

*flings earthy, muddy shit at Walty's eyes and mouth*

*Catches the shit with his hands and flings all the shit back*

 

[Historical Storyteller]

K, GOTTA SLEEP NOW.

 

[Elephantom]

*Catches the shit with his hands and flings all the shit back*

"You shitting me?"

*Throws demon/orc shit/bonemeal at Walt/Silvester*