Fantasy Seiunita OOC

[Elephantom]

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Unless you're playing a Halfling Paladin. Than getting thrown is not only guaranteed, but incredibly ideal.

And that's exactly why I play the tallest (7-8 ft) barbarian in the team; I punch my own teammates, and force them to eat lich gruel.

 

[The Faceless King]

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun
read this, I can't do it justice with my own words.

I'm giggling like a little girl right now.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun
read this, I can't do it justice with my own words.

MAG-NIFICENT.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

P.S Post up. Its shorter than usual but Hanako is dizzy and starving.

 

[The Faceless King]

That is possibly the most incredible thing I've ever seen. As a GM that would piss me off to no end, but still, pretty incredible.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

That is possibly the most incredible thing I've ever seen. As a GM that would piss me off to no end, but still, pretty incredible.

Truly the weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

 

[Nogoodname]

hardcore D&D players are scarily creative.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

hardcore D&D players are scarily creative.

"I roll to charm the door."
"I roll to bluff the Scales."
"I ROLL TO PICKPOCKET ANUBIS"

 

[Elephantom]

"I roll to charm the door."
"I roll to bluff the Scales."
"I ROLL TO PICKPOCKET ANUBIS"

You're forgetting one thing:

"I roll to destroy universe."

 

[The Faceless King]

You're forgetting one thing:

"I roll to destroy universe."

*Rolls nat 20*

 

[archur]

Well my posts depend on the person I'm playing as and the mood.
Hanako's is lacking in detail due to her status as a ronin, she'd rather focus on truly important things like food, water, her weapons (Scotty is going to have an easy fight later) and her goals of course.

Kinda samey here. I don't really describe anything that I don't directly mention during the post. The color of the castle or the mood of the servants isn't something that will be mentioned unless I specifically need to tell you for a plot-based reason.

Don't hang a gun on a wall unless you plan to use it.

 

[Nogoodname]

"I roll to charm the door."
"I roll to bluff the Scales."
"I ROLL TO PICKPOCKET ANUBIS"

I remember my first time playing D&D, we were sitting there trying to figure out how to cross this giant no mans land between two armies and I just sat there annoying the DM by reading off the skills and asking if we could use them to get across.
"Hmm... Could we religion our way across?"

 

[Elephantom]

Kinda samey here. I don't really describe anything that I don't directly mention during the post. The color of the castle or the mood of the servants isn't something that will be mentioned unless I specifically need to tell you for a plot-based reason.

Don't hang a gun on a wall unless you plan to use it.

Wait a minute, does that mean you're going to use that pillow for something...?

 

[Nogoodname]

Wait a minute, does that mean you're going to use that pillow for something...?

Don't you know? after grimgutz's royal nap is the royal pillow fight!

 

[Elephantom]

I remember my first time playing D&D, we were sitting there trying to figure out how to cross this giant no mans land between two armies and I just sat there annoying the DM by reading off the skills and asking if we could use them to get across.
"Hmm... Could we religion our way across?"

I remember that one time when we were all egotistical liches.

And well...

There was just a shit ton of skeletons filling up everything.

 

[Elephantom]

Don't you know? after grimgutz's royal nap is the royal pillow fight!

Wait a minute, does that mean he's going to use that royal pillow fight for something...?

 

[Nogoodname]

Wait a minute, does that mean he's going to use that royal pillow fight for something...?

Yes! The pillow fight is actually a reenactment of grimgutz's struggle for power and a powerful lesson on the kingdoms history.

 

[Elephantom]

I remember that one time when we were all egotistical liches.

And well...

There was just a shit ton of skeletons filling up everything.

The DM just decided to brand it 'necropolis' and finish it off with the rising of the Sun, which automatically destroyed the liches for some reason.

He never explained shit.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

Be careful Ele. If an Ork believes in something strong enough, it will happen. Like an armour piercing pillow.

 

[Elephantom]

Yes! The pillow fight is actually a reenactment of grimgutz's struggle for power and a powerful lesson on the kingdoms history.

And the history of his kingdom and his struggle for fiefdom has to do with what...?

 

[Nogoodname]

Be careful Ele. If an Ork believes in something strong enough, it will happen. Like an armour piercing pillow.

So.... what you're saying is.... we could have the peasant railgun happen in this RP?
GRIMGUTZ I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!

 

[The Faceless King]

I remember my first time playing D&D, we were sitting there trying to figure out how to cross this giant no mans land between two armies and I just sat there annoying the DM by reading off the skills and asking if we could use them to get across.
"Hmm... Could we religion our way across?"

When I introduced my MP unit back in the air force to D&D, and finally got them all to sit down and play, I had similar experiences.

Me: You are confronted by the blood thirsty Dagger Claw!
Friend 1: I roll to kill it!
Me: That's not how this works, there's a pro-
Friend 2: I role to help him kill it.
Me: Okay, well first we role initiati-
Friend 3: I have a skill called persuasion, can I use that to convince the beast to marry me?

 

[Elephantom]

Be careful Ele. If an Ork believes in something strong enough, it will happen. Like an armour piercing pillow.

Long live the pillow.

 

[The Faceless King]

So.... what you're saying is.... we could have the peasant railgun happen in this RP?
GRIMGUTZ I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!

NO NO NO NO!

 

[Nogoodname]

And the history of his kingdom and his struggle for fiefdom has to do with what...?

This dick ayyyyyyy!