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Cosmo
Does Not Know Kung-fu
Semantics really. Assuming its specifically chicken or chicken egg and not just eggs as then it would be eggs since eggs predate chickens.
Because the argument really boils down to if the first chicken to hatch, born from whatever mutation/evolution link that preceded it, counts as being inside a chicken egg or the [insert evolutionary ancestor] egg.
So is it what is inside the egg that defines the egg or is it what lays the egg that defines the egg? Because if what is inside the egg, egg came first. If it is what laid the egg, then the chicken came first.
Because the argument really boils down to if the first chicken to hatch, born from whatever mutation/evolution link that preceded it, counts as being inside a chicken egg or the [insert evolutionary ancestor] egg.
So is it what is inside the egg that defines the egg or is it what lays the egg that defines the egg? Because if what is inside the egg, egg came first. If it is what laid the egg, then the chicken came first.
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
Not sure if I asked this one before, but...
Random question of the day:
What's the funniest movie insult you've ever heard?
Random question of the day:
What's the funniest movie insult you've ever heard?
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The Pun Tyrant
This wasn't so much an insult as a quip but:
"Big man in a suit. Take that off and what are you?"
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
"Big man in a suit. Take that off and what are you?"
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
The Great Sage
The Storyteller
"Near-sighted gynecologist."
Jesus, I grew up watching this movie and then when I saw it again as an adult I nearly choked to death on my own spit when I heard it.
Jesus, I grew up watching this movie and then when I saw it again as an adult I nearly choked to death on my own spit when I heard it.
Baphomet
Baphomet
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Idea
The Pun Tyrant
*Proceeds to catapult a cow*
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
Ok Ok, I WAS gonna say:
"From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f**king boat."
(Bull Durham)
But now you reminded me of that line from Hook and I can't stop laughing!!! Omg I need to watch that movie again. Robin Williams was one of the best!
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
(You forgot: "I fart in your general direction") XP
Cosmo
Does Not Know Kung-fu
"You're just the afterbith, Eli, slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece." - Daniel, There Will Be Blood.
Also, the French from Monty Python/Holy Grail is always a classic among classics. Anything Sergeant Hartman says in Full Metal Jacket would also qualify.
Also, the French from Monty Python/Holy Grail is always a classic among classics. Anything Sergeant Hartman says in Full Metal Jacket would also qualify.
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
Random question of the day:
Would Sam and Max win a Death Battle if they were ever featured on the channel?
Would Sam and Max win a Death Battle if they were ever featured on the channel?
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
No answers yesterday. Oh well.
Random question of the day:
Who was your first crush?
Random question of the day:
Who was your first crush?
The Great Sage
The Storyteller
It's hard to remember clearly since I thought chicks were pretty cool from a young age.
I remember when I was like... four or five years old there was a little French girl named Geneviève that lived next door? Anyway, my one and only clear memory of her is when we were playing outside and were trying to pick mushrooms. We spotted one really far under a pine tree that had boughs hanging all the way to the ground, so I, being the boy, suffered the scratches and crawled under to get them. BUT while I was under there I saw a beautiful wildflower. I don't remember what kind it was, but I remember it being the only one of its kind growing under this pine tree. So I picked it and brought it back out. Geneviève wanted to show it to her mom, but I wanted to show it to my mom first so I brought it over to her and she took it away and put it in a vase and we didn't get to show Geneviève's mom. As far as I know that's the last I ever saw of Geneviève.
As for first real crushes... I think 'Polly Esther' from the old cartoon "Samuri Pizza Cats"? Shortly followed by Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger.
I remember when I was like... four or five years old there was a little French girl named Geneviève that lived next door? Anyway, my one and only clear memory of her is when we were playing outside and were trying to pick mushrooms. We spotted one really far under a pine tree that had boughs hanging all the way to the ground, so I, being the boy, suffered the scratches and crawled under to get them. BUT while I was under there I saw a beautiful wildflower. I don't remember what kind it was, but I remember it being the only one of its kind growing under this pine tree. So I picked it and brought it back out. Geneviève wanted to show it to her mom, but I wanted to show it to my mom first so I brought it over to her and she took it away and put it in a vase and we didn't get to show Geneviève's mom. As far as I know that's the last I ever saw of Geneviève.
As for first real crushes... I think 'Polly Esther' from the old cartoon "Samuri Pizza Cats"? Shortly followed by Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger.
Idea
The Pun Tyrant
There ain't much of a story for me. She was a girl from another class in the same year as me during highschool. By the time I realized I had a crush on her though, I told a friend of mine who said they wanted to date her. I decided to back off. I don't recall quite when the crush started but I do know I've never stopped being conscious of her. I had her contact and used to wish her a happy birthday every year, but after we drifted apart (not that there was much there to begin with) and stopped seeing each other at all I felt continuing would seem kind of stalker-ish so I ended up stopping.
Cosmo
Does Not Know Kung-fu
I can't recall if my first crush was Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls or the.. let me google who it was... Megumi Kobayashi who played one of the twins in the Mothra movies.
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
Random question of the day:
Do you feel that some living meme icons have had their lives improved or ruined by their meme status?
Do you feel that some living meme icons have had their lives improved or ruined by their meme status?
Idea
The Pun Tyrant
I don't know. I may have led them to meet people, perhaps form connections, friendships and the like.. or it may have led them to ridicule. I honestly don't know, but I do hope for the first rather than the latter.
The Great Sage
The Storyteller
I know only one in real life and he's not exactly normal to begin with. I would say he's... proud? I think it's a pathetic thing to be proud of, but as I understand it he's been taken on more than one free drug-fired super party because people 'recognize' him and use him as a kind of mascot. As I think about it more, I would say that yes, his life has been improved in his own estimation.
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
Random question of the day:
How much Fahrenheit does the ball hair of a Bulgarian otter weigh?
How much Fahrenheit does the ball hair of a Bulgarian otter weigh?
Onmyoji
HanGuang-Jun
If you simultaneously send off two crocodiles to swim toward each other, one from the North Pole to the South Pole and one from the South Pole to the North pole, the latitude of the point where they meet will be the answer.
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
Random question of the day:
While it doesn't happen very often, what was (In your eyes) the best female role portrayed by a male?
While it doesn't happen very often, what was (In your eyes) the best female role portrayed by a male?
The Great Sage
The Storyteller
I'm not sure if it counts, but Tim Curry as 'Dr. Frank-n-Furter' in "Rocky Horror Picture Show".
He plays a transvestite, but one with a distinctly feminine tilt.
He plays a transvestite, but one with a distinctly feminine tilt.
Ashy_OCdesigns
One Thousand Club
the monty python crew
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
Random question of the day:
Why do movies based on YouTubers tend to do bad critically and financially?
Why do movies based on YouTubers tend to do bad critically and financially?
