Chordling
Bardbarian, the Divine Chordia of Concordia
Steamy.
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The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
you are a MODERATOR
you are supposed to PROTECT us from MORAL DEGENERACY
NOT ENCOURAGE IT
Chordling
Bardbarian, the Divine Chordia of Concordia
thanks for telling me how to do ma job fren
Syrenrei
Connoisseur of Romance
I'm a fan of moral degeneracy if I get to be a part of it. Just doing my job as an older adult corrupting our youth.
Rhakun
Convicted memer
Like you've ever stared at a good pair of knees for more than 4 seconds.
Syrenrei
Connoisseur of Romance
Can confirm the knees are not the part of my husband that I stare at.
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
It's what I'm here for.
Knees? THAT'S EVEN MORE SCANDALOUS THAN ANKLES.
lol u r married like an old person lol
*cries internally because foreveralone*
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Rhakun
Convicted memer
Well yeah, but wrists aren't lewd.
Syrenrei
Connoisseur of Romance
I can do you better. I just celebrated my 34th birthday, we've been married 12 years this July, and I have two children (one turns 5 in May, the other turns 2 in June). For RPN I am ancient.
I'm gonna leave this on the floor where I found it, but I can't counter this without getting myself in trouble and there's a mod and admin watching. =)
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
le gasp. I thought I was old because I'm not in high school.
you're like the Gandalf of the group. Does this mean that I'm like... the Aragorn because I'm 20???
not that they DO ANYTHING about the raunchiness.
Chordling
herself is even EMBROILED in writing ABSOLUTE FILTH about Captain Playboy
Ronan
debussy.
Nova's relationships have to be slow-burn. She's non-binary and likes men and women, but because of who she is, it has to be a slow-burn. 
The One Called X
: if you're Aragorn, can I be Arwen?
(Also, low-key ... low-key have been looking for a LOTR / Hobbit / Silmarillion role-play ... my soul beats for the elves of Valinor and Middle-Earth ... )
The One Called X
: if you're Aragorn, can I be Arwen? (Also, low-key ... low-key have been looking for a LOTR / Hobbit / Silmarillion role-play ... my soul beats for the elves of Valinor and Middle-Earth ... )
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
Nova's relationships have to be slow-burn. She's non-binary and likes men and women, but because of who she is, it has to be a slow-burn.
(Also, low-key ... low-key have been looking for a LOTR / Hobbit / Silmarillion role-play ... my soul beats for the elves of Valinor and Middle-Earth ... )
if you are under 20 you must be a hobbit
Ronan
debussy.
Good thing I'm not, haha.
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
Ronan
debussy.
Depends ... my birthday is 15 June ... But don't worry! I'll gladly take Arwen! She's my favourite of the Imladris / Rivendell elves.
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
Depends ... my birthday is 15 June ... But don't worry! I'll gladly take Arwen! She's my favourite of the Imladris / Rivendell elves.
ok cool.
Alecto
Inactive
I have aboslutely no excuse whatsoever for my absence, I'm really sorry... I was in a very weird headspace.
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
no worries breh it happens
Syrenrei
Connoisseur of Romance
le gasp. I thought I was old because I'm not in high school.
you're like the Gandalf of the group. Does this mean that I'm like... the Aragorn because I'm 20???
not that they DO ANYTHING about the raunchiness.
Excuse me, I am back to my pre-pregnancies weight. I am a lot sexier than Gandalf! Also, I am not certain how I feel about being older than the human race, but it'd be cool to be a psuedo-angel.
Also. You're just jealous Angelica isn't getting time with Captain Playboy. Maybe the alcohol should make her emboldened!
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
ok so you are SEXY GANDALF. But I mean... do we truly need that qualifier? Gandalf got swag. His beard is most luxurious. You know he got all the bitches behind the scenes.
And yeah, the alcohol might embolden her to be salty as all fuck. I am genuinely looking forward to Angelica-Captain interaction, because she really just wants to fight him because his beautiful eyes make her REALLY REALLY ANGRY.
Chordling
Bardbarian, the Divine Chordia of Concordia
Unlike our elder,not that they DO ANYTHING about the raunchiness.
Syrenrei
, I have never been involved in a romantic relationship so I'm pleased to see that my posts have created a reasonable reaction from at least one of my peers.The segway into chapter two (which is happening on Tuesday) will provide an opportunity for Angelica and Captain Woods to interact, if you wish to plan something. :3
The One Called X
Enlightened Squid
Unlike our elder,
same tho
i am so down for that
Ronan
debussy.
Can we have a small sneak-peek of the next chapter? Just so we're not blind-sided and can prepare?
Syrenrei
Connoisseur of Romance
Unlike our elder,
Man, have I got stories about that.
You know, I can reasonably predict who I will be friends with when I meet them. It follows a discernible pattern so there aren't usually variables completely out of my control. Romance? Put on your big boy pants and strap on a seatbelt because infatuation doesn't give a shit what you want or need, it's going to take the wheel and start wrecking the town with zero remorse. Even as a totally boring woman with an boring dating life, I never would have guessed that the only guy I was in love with before my husband would be some short guy that jokingly called himself a hobbit and was religious (I am not at all). And my husband? My first impression of him was not good; in fact, I dated his roomate and one of our mutual friends before him because I thought he was too stern and quiet.
And here we are 12 years later.
I'll get off my soap box in a moment, but the best thing about romance in my opinion is how unpredictable it is. I am still madly in love with a man who loves his alone time more than his social time, whereas I thrive on spending my personal time with others. He excels at math, science, strategy, and logic, and I am an artistic, emotional, and more liberal-arts garden variety. But we really jive, and neither of us thought it would work so well when we met. And so that's actually what I like about it in stories. Because just like real life, those two people that seem like carbon copies that should get married and have ten babies can't stand each other because they're too similar, or maybe they have no chemistry, who knows? And those two guys that spend all their time glaring at each other? They actually have potential, because down inside they get each other, and fill voids for one another, and each will motivate the other into being changed for the better.
It's so awesome.
Friendships can do it too, of course. My friends have changed me a lot, don't get me wrong. But people in love? Jesus, hold onto the armrests. Every time one of my friends starts dating someone new I sort of suck in my breath and try to pump on the imaginary brakes like a back-seat driver.
Chordling
Bardbarian, the Divine Chordia of Concordia
Can we have a small sneak-peek of the next chapter? Just so we're not blind-sided and can prepare?
Sure. The party will end as the day turns into night. All previous conversations will be asked to stop as well. New conversations may begin. Rumors from the party will begin to circulate around the cabins. Captain Woods will be busy with the next thing (not Apollo) regarding the search for another portal. He will absolutely need to speak with Torrey and Alexsander before he can do anything else. This bit will lead us into chapter II, where we will finally meet/ fight/ destroy some military members.
