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Fandom Percy Jackson Roleplay

I chuckled and explained, "Everyone, even children of Athena, miss the most obvious of details on occasion. Just wanted to make sure you were aware of the whole 'split second travel' thing.".
 
"This is going in a very roundabout direction.", I said in amusement, my smile widening, "Monsters. Fast travel. Mortal means don't matter. Camp Jupiter's way doesn't matter.".
 
"Are you doing this on purpose?", I asked, half-amused and half-exasperated, then explained, "The Gods have insta-travel, so why wouldn't Gaea? Simple logic.".
 
"Well yes, but I literally just said this five seconds ago.", I reminded her, "Remember? You said 'Camp Jupiter's on our side and they know the fastest way to get here', and then I said 'Fastest mortal way, if monsters wanted to invade they'd be here in a flash'? Ringin' any bells?".
 
"You're doing this on purpose.", I accused, then sighed and promised, "Don't worry about it. No, they're not attacking now.".
 
"Well, let's see.", I pondered, putting a hand on my chin, "I discovered my manipulation of the Mist when a few bullies from my old school completely failed to see me even though they were looking right at me. My doorways thing I found out about when...well, it's just a bit childish. My family had to cancel our yearly vacation, and I was being a brat, and when I opened the door to maybe yell some more, BAM! Hawaii.". I gave a sheepish smile, then continued, "But I think the kicker was when two harpies and a cyclops burst in through the wall of my classroom and I may have accidentally set them on fire.". Thank Gods for the Mist, or the police would have been after me like a bear after honey., I thought with relief
 
"Should I, Danny?", I asked rhetorically, "Should I really? What if monsters appear right in the middle of the room? What if a bomb gets lobbed through the window? What if you spontaneously forget about the Oracle switching hosts from that mummy to Rachel Dare and send some hapless demigod on a quest to find her?".
 
"Yes, because you know exactly who a prophecy will be about before it's said.", I dismissed sarcastically, then asked, "And for what, exactly? Perhaps I could help. All I really want, Dinero, is to be helpful.".
 
I gave my patented 'Deadpan Stare Number 4' - Deadpan Disbelief. "I don't know.", I said slowly, as if speaking to a small child, "Rachel hasn't given the prophecy yet.".
 

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