One Thousand Birds

[Stickdom]

Eh, dont bug her about it, if she thinks that I'm being impatient, she won't want to write anything quality, just let her take her time. I guess..*sigh*... I guess I can wait..

 

[LeafKnight]

And I get to live a while longer. Woohoo...~

 

[Stickdom]

If you say so... *turns around backwards and puts his free hand over his eyes and throws the knives all at once over his shoulder at Knight*

 

[LeafKnight]

*ducks in fear and hits the ground* WHAT THE HELL?!

 

[Stickdom]

Awww, I missed.. *looks sadly at the now-empty knife block*

 

[LeafKnight]

WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE TRYING TO KILL ME?

 

[Stickdom]

Who said anything about trying to kill you? *pulls out another knife block* if I killed you, I wouldn't have a target to throw at anymore *draws a knife again*

 

[MemoriesUnknown]

*Hands Stick longer and deadlier knives* I likes this game~ can I join you with target practice? :3


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[LeafKnight]

O-O


YOU'RE NOT HELPING.


*starts running like the wind*

 

[Stickdom]

*ignores the longer knives, prefers the challenge of the kitchen variety* sure, why not? Just don't finish him off, but taking fingers or maybe an eye is ok *throws a vegetable knife in between Knight's feet*

 

[MemoriesUnknown]

Awesome~ To each his own knife hehe *Starts chucking deadly knives at Leaf*


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[LeafKnight]

*jumps and continues running like hell, trying to avoid the knives*

 

[MemoriesUnknown]

*sadistic grin* moving targets are way more fun than normal targets *continues to throw knives*


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[LeafKnight]

*dives behind a table and uses it for a shield*

 

[Flubs]

*gravs javelin and throws*

 

[LeafKnight]

*sees the javelin goes through the table and yelps* WHY ME?!

 

[Flubs]

"It's time to play with fire!" *lights match with a aerosol can in hand* "BURN BABY BURN! IT'S A DISCO INFERNO!"

 

[LeafKnight]

*peeks over and sees the can and match* O-O NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! *RUNS LIKE HELL*

 

[Flubs]

"Better run or you'll be burning like in hell!" *shoots the aerosol can for a second and puts on some death metal*

 

[LeafKnight]

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN ME? *continues rushing ahead*

 

[Pine]

GUYS


THE DEATH METAL IS FINE


BUT STOP TRYING TO KILL THE NEWB


REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LAST ONE?


THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS NEWBS

 

[LeafKnight]

OH THANK GO- WAIT, AM I AN OBJECT?

 

[Flubs]

But piiine, he won't die from the burns. Probably. Well like a 16% chance of living. What do you want me to do? Make a my little pony: Friendship is magic RP? I mean how can I run a evil alicorn in that? The last time I did that I got banned from that my little pony site.... Turns out they don't like self made oil barons.

 

[LeafKnight]

.....What?

 

[Flubs]

And yes nub you are a object. The nubby nub is a object.


Random haiku time!


Nubs are really nubby


They are super had at things


That is why there nubs. 
In a my little pony RP a friend got me to join after a month I owned all the oil in equestria. They banned me. Garguio used to be a poor little pony, then he mugger a rich pony. With that money he started a crooked law office, defended the pony version of Walter and Jessie from breaking bad and bought a crapp Tom of oil. 
And everyone I forgot to me toon I have mulipersonality disorder.