One Thousand Birds

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TO MIDDLE EARTH! NONE OF YOU ARE ELVES OR DWARVES OR HOBBITS OR DRAGONS OR ORKS OR NOTHING
 
I was merely sent to this realm to oversee what humans where doing. Saran Husain could have learned a thug or two from Sauron
 
Plus Rohan fell like 1294 years ago. 
I am ashamed of myself.


Let it go parody


The poop shines bright on my lawn tonight


Not a baggy to be seen


A really broken hammock,


And it looks like its late.


My mom is howling for me to get inside


Couldn't stay outside, Harvey knows I tried!


Don't let mom in, don't let mom see


Hide all the places your dog peed


Conceal, don't squeal, don't let mom know


Well, now mom knows!


Run away, run away


Can't take her any longer


Run away, run away


Turn a street and walk in a door!


I don't care


Who's house it is


Let my mom search on,


Cold soup never bothered me anyway!


It's funny how silence


Makes everything seem tall


And the fears that hide inside me


Jump out to get me now!


It's time to see what I can do


To test the glass and break through


No cops, no mom, no laws for me! Foods free!


Run away, run away


I am one with the asphalt


Run away, run away


You'll never see me here!


Here I turn


And here I'll run


Let my mom search on!


My power feet at aching from my ankles pounding down


My sweat is dripping off in little beads all around


And one shoe falls off like its made of brass


I'm never going back,


My mom is in the past!


Run away, run away


And I'll run till the break of dawn,


Run away, run away,


That evil mom is gone!


Here I turn


Into the alley


Let my mom search on,


Cold soup bothered me anyway!
 
Thrift shop parody


Hey, Mario! Can we go goomba jumping?


Jump, jump, jump, jump... [many times]


Goomba, goomba, goooomba, goomba... [x9]


[Mario:]


I'm gonna pop some mushroom


Only got twenty 1 ups in my pocket


I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a mushroom


This is really hard


[Verse 1:]


Nah, load up level one like, "What up? I got a mushroom!"


I'm so pumped about some 1 up from the toadstool


Fire on the flower, it's so darn toasting


That koopas like, "Darn! That's hot as the princess."


Rollin' in, World three, heading to the world boss


Dressed in all red, 'cept my under shirt, that is blue


Draped in a rainbow haze, goombas fallin' next to me


Probably shouldn't have popped this, cost like a triple 1 up


(Hiiisssssessss)


But darn, it was free! Got in level 3! (Took it!)


Coppin' it, takin' it, 'bout to go and get some 1 up it!


Passin' up on those flowers someone else's been using' in


Bowser and koopa, screw it, man


I am stuntin' and jumpin' and


Savin' my shrooms and I'm hella happy that's a boos room, (twitch)


I'ma take your koopa's shell, I'ma take your koopa's shell,


No for real - ask your koopa - can I have his hard-knock-shell? (Thank you)


Fire flower jumpsuit and some water flippers


Dookie brown tanookie jacket that I found jumping'


They had a broken rebarb, I bought a broken rebarb


I bought a sweet 1 up, then I bought a free bird!


Hello, hello, my wing man, my brotha


King Koopa ain't got nothing on my end game, heck no


I could take some 1 ups, make them cool, sell those


The goomba heads would be like "Aw, he got the hard tops"


[Mario x2]


[Verse 2:]


What you know about rockin' a hat on your noggin?


What you knowin' about wearin' a tanookie skin?


I'm jumpin, I'm jumpin, I'm searching right through that levels


One man's shell, that's another man's savior


Thank your koopa for donating that sweet as heck red hard shell


'Cause right now I'm up in here stuntin'


I'm at the boss room, you can find me in the (koopas)


I'm not, I'm not stuck, I’m searchin' in that off room (koopas)


Your goomba, your shy-guy, your mummy, your hammy


I'll take those fire flower flamers, second-hand, I rock that explosive looker


The built-in hat with the socks on that tanookie suit


I hit the party and they stop in that tanookie suit


They be like, "Oh, that goomba - that's heck tight."


I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a 1 up."


Limited edition, let's do some simple repetition


Fifty dollars for a 1 up - that's just some ignorant streamer (lol)


I call that getting swindled and broke (lol)


I call that getting tricked by a business


That koopas heck no


And having the same one as six other people in this level is a hella don't


Peep game, come take a look through my telescope


Tryna get princess from a rescue and you hella won't


Man you hella won't


(koopa... poppin' mushrooms... yeah!)


[Mario]


[Luigi:]


I wear your koopas shell


I look incredible


I'm in this tanookie suit


From that toad shop down the road


I wear your koopas shell (darn right)


I look incredible (now come on man)


I'm in this tanookie suit (tanookie suit)


Got this from the toad shop down the road! (let's go)


[Mario]


Is that your koopas shell?
 

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