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[Angst]

*Pulls out triggers* STOP OFFENDING ME, CARDIO IS FOR THE PATRIARCHY.
Thoroughbred.


Thoroughbread.


Wonderbread.


Alex- "BELLA."

*picks up speed* THEN WOULD YOU PRFER FOR ME TO HAVE A SUDDEN HEART ATTACK AT AGE FORTY BECAUSE I DID'T TAKE CARE OF MY HEART?


I fucking snorted. That was amazing. A+ work.


DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING BRO.

 

[Angst]

*Deadpans*
Just like your soul.


Alex: FUCKING SMOOTH AS BUTTER.

He's right, that deserves a fucking medal.

 

[Satan]

But I'm Satan.
We must have war so one of us can be the Alpha.

So it's you that we've been worshipping all along.
All of these are fucking priceless. xD

@NimbusTheCat Yes, yes it is.


@Annabella But...But-- FIne. We shall be at war.

 

[kou]

*picks up speed* THEN WOULD YOU PRFER FOR ME TO HAVE A SUDDEN HEART ATTACK AT AGE FORTY BECAUSE I DID'T TAKE CARE OF MY HEART?
I fucking snorted. That was amazing. A+ work.


DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING BRO.

YES. WE MUST NOT BOW TO THE CIS-WHITE MALE.


It's funny how you've heard me speak and I sound like a female Michael Cera because I am so awkward.


Alex is just laughing.


He isn't your savior.

 

[kou]

He's right, that deserves a fucking medal.

Now marry me.

@NimbusTheCat Yes, yes it is.
@Annabella But...But-- FIne. We shall be at war.

I hope you step on a Lego.


....

 

[Satan]

Now marry me.
I hope you step on a Lego.


....

I hope... someone flings mashed potatoes on you.

 

[dwale]

Glad to see my compadres are getting along.

 

[kou]

I hope... someone flings mashed potatoes on you.

Unless they are Samwise Gamgee that will not happen.

 

[Angst]

YES. WE MUST NOT BOW TO THE CIS-WHITE MALE.
It's funny how you've heard me speak and I sound like a female Michael Cera because I am so awkward.


Alex is just laughing.


He isn't your savior.

*stops running* FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY.


You sound amazingly adorable, shut up.


I'm gonna fucking murder him, I swear.

 

[Angst]

Now marry me.
I hope you step on a Lego.


....

*pulls out tuxedo* Aight bae. *has been waiting for this moment*

 

[kou]

*stops running* FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
You sound amazingly adorable, shut up.


I'm gonna fucking murder him, I swear.

*Jumps on your back* I WILL BE RESPECTED.


I sound like I'm choking on a lollipop.


He stopped laughing.


We should unleash Rida on him.

 

[kou]

*pulls out tuxedo* Aight bae. *has been waiting for this moment*

Oh, I have to wear a dress.


Not gonna happen, we're gonna have a Star Trek-themed wedding and you have no choice in the matter.


I wear the pants in this household.

 

[dwale]

@Annabella @NimbusTheCat


My husband and I will be attending this wedding.


Great to see another pair in our group getting married.

 

[Angst]

*Jumps on your back* I WILL BE RESPECTED.
I sound like I'm choking on a lollipop.


He stopped laughing.


We should unleash Rida on him.

*tries to throw you off* YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY RESPECT.


You sound like an angel.


Dude, seriously? I probably couldn't kill him if I tried, tbh. I'm a small weak little thing. xD


I MEAN, YES. FEAR ME MORTAL.


Yes, oh my gosh. She would destroy him.

 

[kou]

@Annabella @NimbusTheCat
My husband and I will be attending this wedding.


Great to see another pair in our group getting married.

Do you want to be Jim Kirk and Gaila?

 

[kou]

*tries to throw you off* YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY RESPECT.
You sound like an angel.


Dude, seriously? I probably couldn't kill him if I tried, tbh. I'm a small weak little thing. xD


I MEAN, YES. FEAR ME MORTAL.


Yes, oh my gosh. She would destroy him.

*Chokes you with respect* I WILL FORCE IT ON YOU.


..


Did you just--


Go sit in the corner and think about your mistakes.


He looks on the verge of crying.


This is fun.


She really would, he'd be pounded into the ground.

 

[Angst]

Oh, I have to wear a dress.
Not gonna happen, we're gonna have a Star Trek-themed wedding and you have no choice in the matter.


I wear the pants in this household.

*hurriedly throws tuxedo into the fire* Yes dear.

 

[kou]

*hurriedly throws tuxedo into the fire* Yes dear.

*Puts Cracker Jack ring on your finger*


Do you want to be Spock or Uhura?


Choose wisely.

 

[Angst]

*Chokes you with respect* I WILL FORCE IT ON YOU.
..


Did you just--


Go sit in the corner and think about your mistakes.


He looks on the verge of crying.


This is fun.


She really would, he'd be pounded into the ground.

*flails arms vigorously as windpipe starts to cave in* *makes a series of strange choking sounds*


*begrudingly goes over to the corner* IT WASN'T A MISTAKE. It's the truth...





Well now I feel bad. Thanks, man.


Rida could take on the Russian army if she wanted to, I swear.

 

[dwale]

Do you want to be Jim Kirk and Gaila?

Yes, please.


@Raphael


We're attending this wedding.

 

[kou]

*flails arms vigorously as windpipe starts to cave in* *makes a series of strange choking sounds*
*begrudingly goes over to the corner* IT WASN'T A MISTAKE. It's the truth...





Well now I feel bad. Thanks, man.


Rida could take on the Russian army if she wanted to, I swear.

Sounds like a weird porno. *Strangles you more*


It's not the truth if I am a demon. Check yo' self, fool.





DON'T FEEL BAD.


She could take on everything, Rida is Chuck Norris.

 

[Angst]

*Puts Cracker Jack ring on your finger*
Do you want to be Spock or Uhura?


Choose wisely.

Uh...*sweats* THIS SHOULDN'T BE SUCH A LOADED QUESTION.


...Spock?

 

[dwale]

When the Jim Kirk and Gaila GIFs don't disappoint. LOL

 

[kou]

Uh...*sweats* THIS SHOULDN'T BE SUCH A LOADED QUESTION.
...Spock?

*Narrows eyes*


-.-


Okay.


*Puts bowl cut wig on you*


My little Spock.


*Ever so slightly smiles*

 

[Angst]

Sounds like a weird porno. *Strangles you more*
It's not the truth if I am a demon. Check yo' self, fool.


DON'T FEEL BAD.


She could take on everything, Rida is Chuck Norris.

*collapses to the ground and continues flailing underneath you* (It really does)


Fine, then you sound like a fucking badass demon. Happy now?


BUT...BUT...WE ALMOST MADE THE MAN CRY.


Someday she will reach a level even higher than Chuck Norris. She will become God.