Realistic or Modern Omertá

[kou]

I like the first one a whole lot. Also, I see why you asked about that first one. xD

*Squints eyes*


Whhhy?

 

[Angst]

*Squints eyes*
Whhhy?

Well, because...because, uh *sweats* I JUST REMEMBERED I UH, NEED TO CLEAN OUT MY IGUANA TANK. *runs off at full speed*


Also, gonna get postin on the IC thread as soon as I catch up on what's going on .

 

[kou]

Well, because...because, uh *sweats* I JUST REMEMBERED I UH, NEED TO CLEAN OUT MY IGUANA TANK. *runs off at full speed*
Also, gonna get postin on the IC thread as soon as I catch up on what's going on .

*Deadpans*


Is it because I'm black?!


..


Can't say that aloud with a straight face.





Can't wait to get kidnapped.


Really.


I'm ecstatic.

 

[dwale]

I'm writing a story for that thingy thing.


It's a revision of one of my old short stories and I feel like people are going to question my mental health.

 

[Angst]

*Deadpans*
Is it because I'm black?!


..


Can't say that aloud with a straight face.





Can't wait to get kidnapped.


Really.


I'm ecstatic.

*runs back* OH MY GOSH, THAT WAS HILARIOUS BUT NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WITH THE QUOTE ABOUT THE DEMONS. YOU ASKED SO YOU WOULD KNOW WHICH ONE TO USE.


Gonna kidnap your ass so hard.


So excited.

 

[kou]

*runs back* OH MY GOSH, THAT WAS HILARIOUS BUT NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WITH THE QUOTE ABOUT THE DEMONS. YOU ASKED SO YOU WOULD KNOW WHICH ONE TO USE.
Gonna kidnap your ass so hard.


So excited.

*Hugs you* YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.


I LOVE YOU AND YOU WERE CORRECT.


I don't--


Nimbus.

I'm writing a story for that thingy thing.
It's a revision of one of my old short stories and I feel like people are going to question my mental health.

Same here. Saaaame here.

 

[Angst]

*Hugs you* YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
I LOVE YOU AND YOU WERE CORRECT.


I don't--


Nimbus.


Same here. Saaaame here.

*hugs you back* I LOVE YOU TOO, THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING ME.


I.


I realize my mistake.


...I'm sorry.


I am also not proud of my post.

 

[dwale]

@NimbusTheCat


I am so genuinely happy that Gube is your face claim. He's my favorite.

 

[kou]

*hugs you back* I LOVE YOU TOO, THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING ME.
I.


I realize my mistake.


...I'm sorry.


I am also not proud of my post.

SHUT THE HELL UP, THAT POST WAS THE SHIT.

 

[Angst]

@NimbusTheCat
I am so genuinely happy that Gube as your face claim. He's my favorite.

Aw, thanks! I know, right? To be honest I thought up the personality and he immediately came to mind and I just had to. xD

SHUT THE HELL UP, THAT POST WAS THE SHIT.

YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION AND I LOVE YOU.

 

[dwale]

@NimbusTheCat


It was a fantastic decision.

 

[kou]

Aw, thanks! I know, right? To be honest I thought up the personality and he immediately came to mind and I just had to. xD
YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION AND I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU AS WELL AND YOU ARE MY MOTIVATOR.

 

[kou]

-That One Day at Carowinds-

​

Allow me to tell you all the most horrific thing that has ever happened to me.


Ok, one of the most horrific things.


Now, if you haven't heard of Carowinds then you really might need to go one day, it's an amazing fucking amusement park that also has a water park..don't even get me started on Halloween. Now, this event occurred a few years ago when me and my friend (along with my godfather) went to Carowinds in the summer. I LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS so the two wusses went to the water park while I got on all the rides I could, it was a long time before I went to the water park and my godfather had a bag which had our bathing suits.


This was my first time trying the bikinis so that is what caused the humiliation, I put the thing on and went swimming. NOW, the water park is fucking huge and the water gets really deep. I was swimming in the middle of "you're a total fucking child" and "you're going to fucking drown" and I had long hair so I loved pretending I was a water monster and diving underneath.


That is how the top to my bikini literally came off and disappeared underneath the water.


At that moment in time, I was screwed.


Hella screwed.


So, naturally, I called for the cavalry which was Alex. He had been swimming nearby but it took a lot of shouting and weird stares for him to come. I explained my situation and after he laughed, he went to go get toilet paper.


Toilet paper.


TOILET FUCKING PAPER.


WHY?


YOU'LL SEE.


Alex returned after what seemed like decades from the bathroom and somehow we managed to wrap it around my torso without anyone seeing..or commenting.


I was wearing a toilet paper makeshift top.


It was a lot of toilet paper..


I should've been fucking Bear Grylls.


Long story short, we told my godfather of our situation and I got my clothes from the bag and my reputation had diminished greatly.


The end.

 

[Angst]

-That One Day at Carowinds-

​

Allow me to tell you all the most horrific thing that has ever happened to me.


Ok, one of the most horrific things.


Now, if you haven't heard of Carowinds then you really might need to go one day, it's an amazing fucking amusement park that also has a water park..don't even get me started on Halloween. Now, this event occurred a few years ago when me and my friend (along with my godfather) went to Carowinds in the summer. I LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS so the two wusses went to the water park while I got on all the rides I could, it was a long time before I went to the water park and my godfather had a bag which had our bathing suits.


This was my first time trying the bikinis so that is what caused the humiliation, I put the thing on and went swimming. NOW, the water park is fucking huge and the water gets really deep. I was swimming in the middle of "you're a total fucking child" and "you're going to fucking drown" and I had long hair so I loved pretending I was a water monster and diving underneath.


That is how the top to my bikini literally came off and disappeared underneath the water.


At that moment in time, I was screwed.


Hella screwed.


So, naturally, I called for the cavalry which was Alex. He had been swimming nearby but it took a lot of shouting and weird stares for him to come. I explained my situation and after he laughed, he went to go get toilet paper.


Toilet paper.


TOILET FUCKING PAPER.


WHY?


YOU'LL SEE.


Alex returned after what seemed like decades from the bathroom and somehow we managed to wrap it around my torso without anyone seeing..or commenting.


I was wearing a toilet paper makeshift top.


It was a lot of toilet paper..


I should've been fucking Bear Grylls.


Long story short, we told my godfather of our situation and I got my clothes from the bag and my reputation had diminished greatly.


The end.

I don't know if I should be laughing, but I am.


Alex is one resourceful little motherfucker.


I am so sorry for the humiliation that you were force to endure. I would have died.


And this is why you shall never see me in a bikini.

 

[kou]

I don't know if I should be laughing, but I am.
Alex is one resourceful little motherfucker.


I am so sorry for the humiliation that you were force to endure. I would have died.


And this is why you shall never see me in a bikini.

He really is but he laughed first, the fucking devil.


I am pretty sure you would have looked fabulous in the tissue top.


TYRA BANKS FABULOUS.


I wear one pieces with basketball shorts over it if I ever go swimming now.

 

[dwale]

I'm a shorts with bikini bottoms under, bikini top with a cut off t-shirt kinda gal.

 

[Angst]

He really is but he laughed first, the fucking devil.
I am pretty sure you would have looked fabulous in the tissue top.


TYRA BANKS FABULOUS.


I wear one pieces with basketball shorts over it if I ever go swimming now.

You shoulda fucking slapped him. That shit ain't funny. Says the one who was laughing five minutes ago.


We should sell them as a new clothing line and get a celebrity to endorse them. It would be beautiful.


I do not blame you, my friend. Not at all. One pieces are the way to go. Besides, you'd look amazing in anything so I'm sure you rock that shit.

 

[Angst]

I'm a shorts with bikini bottoms under, bikini top with a cut off t-shirt kinda gal.

This sounds so aesthetically pleasing to me for some reason.

 

[dwale]

@NimbusTheCat


On the rarity that I go swimming, it is both protecting me from having an Annabella accident and is hella comfy.

 

[Angst]

@NimbusTheCat
On the rarity that I go swimming, it is both protecting me from having an Annabella accident and is hella comfy.

I will now refer to any sort of bathing suit malfunction as an "Annabella accident" for the rest of my life. Thank you for this.

 

[dwale]

@NimbusTheCat


As will I. Don't thank me. Thank the one it is named after.

 

[kou]

You shoulda fucking slapped him. That shit ain't funny. Says the one who was laughing five minutes ago.

We should sell them as a new clothing line and get a celebrity to endorse them. It would be beautiful.


I do not blame you, my friend. Not at all. One pieces are the way to go. Besides, you'd look amazing in anything so I'm sure you rock that shit.

He's had embarrassing moments and I've gotten a laugh in. Bitch.


I want Donald Trump.


SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING MINI-JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

 

[kou]

@NimbusTheCat
As will I. Don't thank me. Thank the one it is named after.

I will now refer to any sort of bathing suit malfunction as an "Annabella accident" for the rest of my life. Thank you for this.

I hate you both so much for this.

 

[dwale]

@Annabella


YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOUR STORY WOULD COME WITH REPERCUSSIONS

 

[Angst]

@Annabella


I AGREE. WE ARE ONLY DOING WHAT IS NECESSARY.