Realistic or Modern Omertá

[kou]

When the Jim Kirk and Gaila GIFs don't disappoint. LOL

 

[Angst]

*Narrows eyes*
-.-


Okay.


*Puts bowl cut wig on you*


My little Spock.


*Ever so slightly smiles*

*sighs in relief*


I am very pleased with this.

 

[kou]

*collapses to the ground and continues flailing underneath you* (It really does)
Fine, then you sound like a fucking badass demon. Happy now?


BUT...BUT...WE ALMOST MADE THE MAN CRY.


Someday she will reach a level even higher than Chuck Norris. She will become God.

Did you do that on purpose? *Pins arms and continues to choke you* I am killing my best friend.


I am.





LET HIS WUSS-ASS CRY THEN.


She's Muslim..


Would that destroy Christianity, tho'?


*Mind implodes*

 

[kou]

*sighs in relief*
I am very pleased with this.

*Flips ponytail*


You should be.


By the way Vulcan was destroyed for the lulz.

 

[Angst]

Did you do that on purpose? *Pins arms and continues to choke you* I am killing my best friend.
I am.


LET HIS WUSS-ASS CRY THEN.


She's Muslim..


Would that destroy Christianity, tho'?


*Mind implodes*

*might have possibly, most definitely have done that on purpose* *stops flailing as the world begins to go black*


Good.


WHY MUST WE BE SO MEAN? WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE.


Dude.


I don't-


It...


*goes into a state of mental hibernation*

*Flips ponytail*
You should be.


By the way Vulcan was destroyed for the lulz.

*sobs uncontrollably* WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CRUSH MY HAPPINESS?

 

[kou]

*might have possibly, most definitely have done that on purpose* *stops flailing as the world begins to go black*
Good.


WHY MUST WE BE SO MEAN? WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE.


Dude.


I don't-


It...


*goes into a state of mental hibernation*


*sobs uncontrollably* WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CRUSH MY HAPPINESS?

*Lets go* *Slaps you in the face* WAKE UP. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THE THING.


Lil' bitch.





Yes, we are. He is too.


Doctor: ...


....


"Well, fuck."


Allow me to amend my statement:


I love you.

 

[dwale]

Ken:


"I HAAAATE THAT I LOVE YOU"


Except, with all the voice cracks.

 

[kou]

Ken:
"I HAAAATE THAT I LOVE YOU"


Except, with all the voice cracks.

So I was gonna reply with a 'Ken' doll response and I searched up "Funny Ken Barbie Tumblr"....





Don't search that up.


Please.

 

[kou]

Oh my God..

 

[dwale]

OMG

Spoiler

 

[kou]

OMG

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[caramel]

Oh my God..

*Quietly saves to camera roll*

 

[dwale]

@Annabella


THESE ARE SO AMAZING OMG

 

[caramel]

My friends are totally going to love getting these at 2 AM

 

[kou]

@Annabella
THESE ARE SO AMAZING OMG

You're browsing through all of them, aren't you?


Alex: Y'all bitches are gonna get banned.

Spoiler

 

[Angst]

I leave for thirty minutes to reply to a thread and I come back to this.


I don't even know why I'm surprised.

 

[kou]

I leave for thirty minutes to reply to a thread and I come back to this.
I don't even know why I'm surprised.

I shouldn't have said anything.

 

[dwale]

 

[Angst]

I shouldn't have said anything.

HIS FACE. HIS FACE IS KILLING ME. HE'S IN THAT FUCKING FABULOUS AS SHIT POSE, AND THEN THERE'S THAT BLANK EXPRESSION.

 

[Angst]

Oh my gosh.


FUCKING DEAD.

 

[caramel]

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[dwale]

Shawna:


"It doesn't count if I put dashes."


@Of the Red

 

[caramel]

@Asylumnated


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[dwale]

@Shawna on Skype

 

[caramel]

My eyes aren't worthy to behold such beauty