Fantasy Natural Selection (Fantasy/Open)

[Dirtbear]

@Javax


*continues to smother*


The pain and suffering will soon end... The pain will cease to exist... You'll be free.... And dead of course.

 

[Javax]

@TechEwok


[Accepts death] ._.

 

[Dirtbear]

@Javax


That was way easier than expected....


*makes corpse bride Javax* TA-DA

 

[Javax]

@TechEwok


Oh. I'm a bride now? o O

 

[Dirtbear]

@Javax


Um.... Not my bride... Im... Um.....


*fumbles around* I---- O-O didn't plan this one out....

 

[Javax]

@TechEwok


[Maniacal cackling] :L

 

[Dirtbear]

@Javax


*widens eyes in horror* I'm too young to be married!! T^T

 

[Javax]

@TechEwok


Heuhe. Same. owo


You got off the hook this time. >.>

 

[Dirtbear]

@Javax


.... There's a next time...? Oh noes...


T^T

 

[Javax]

@TechEwok


[Evil giggling :L

 

[Dirtbear]

@Javax


-_____- doomed..... The evil giggling...


*does not approve*

 

[Javax]

@TechEwok


[Does not need your approval] :3

 

[Dirtbear]

@Javax


*refies the rape whistle* \ÒoÓ/

 

[Javax]

@TechEwok


D:

 

[Dirtbear]

Oh wow... Typo. @Javax


Scurrrry

 

[Anaxileah]

....to the 80+ messages I just read...


What? xD what the fuck? xD

 

[Javax]

@Anaxileah


No clue. owo

 

[Anaxileah]

xD

 

[Dirtbear]

Marriage, commitments, the circle of life. You know, the usual.

 

[Javax]

@Anaxileah @TechEwok


Indeedery. ^^

 

[Dirtbear]

@Javax @Anaxileah


Mhm. Wedding is coming up but I'm getting cold feet.... O-O *nervous fidgeting*

 

[Morgrim]

Hold. The. Fuck. On. Why the hell was I not asked to be the best man to the corpse bride wedding. I'm Morgrim, I should fucking own this wedding!

 

[Dirtbear]

@Morgrim


Hm, you can be the best man! I have no objections! Hell, even pay for it! I don't mind. I don't think @Javax would mind! Lol

 

[Morgrim]

Hold up! I'm not paying for it. I'm the best man, not a god damn charity! I'll pay for the bachelor party and a gift, that's it. Also kinda waiting on you to respond.

 

[Dirtbear]

Oh oh my bad. I thought we were waiting on Svenna. Ooooooooops