Malphaestus
Touched by the Apocalypse
I will never tell that to anyone.See what I mean? You might as well lay out a carpet of roses and call her your scrumpy-pumpkin.
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I will never tell that to anyone.See what I mean? You might as well lay out a carpet of roses and call her your scrumpy-pumpkin.
Mal would never do that. He's on the scale of cold-shouldery ice king type of MC archetype. My hero.See what I mean? You might as well lay out a carpet of roses and call her your scrumpy-pumpkin.
It's called gap moe, you understand.Mal would never do that. He's on the scale of cold-shouldery ice king type of MC archetype. My hero.
Whatever you kids call it nowadays. I haven't updated my memey vocabs since 2020.It's called gap moe, you understand.
That is a year ago.Whatever you kids call it nowadays. I haven't updated my memey vocabs since 2020.
Precisely. I am very old. Old enough to be your mom. Don't make me dote on you.That is a year ago.
Let me just whip it. Roley roley.Prim is attempting to feel old, let her fulfill her maternal fantasies a little before you crush her with the cold hard reality of still being 'hip' and 'with it'.
The Greatest Generation.All I remember is "roflcopter."
Nyan cat.The Greatest Generation.
Soisoisoisoi.
Still old enough to remember the rainbow nyancat.We were both born in the past century.
I am harsh to everyone.And Mal claims to only be harsh towards Prim. Look at these lovebirds in their natural habitat. Observe their peculiar mating rituals.
Loveable, ain't he?And Mal claims to only be harsh towards Prim. Look at these lovebirds in their natural habitat. Observe their peculiar mating rituals.
So long as no one knows I am the actual GM, this will not change.Malphaestus We are so successful that my interest check have yet to see people being offended at the "Oriental" tag. What BBCode does to a GM.
"Actual GM."So long as no one knows I am the actual GM, this will not change.
Wrong reading my friend, not 'harsh towards only Prim', it's 'only harsh towards Prim'.I am harsh to everyone.
Loveable, ain't he?
Muh bixia. Muh huangdi.
Yes.Wrong reading my friend, not 'harsh towards only Prim', it's 'only harsh towards Prim'.
Now, before you two get too much flirtation done, I do want to ask the intended tone of this RP. I get the feeling it's intended to lean on the "bittersweet melancholic story of how the Dao family rose to power but Was it Reality Worth Everything We Lost Along the Way?" sort of deal, but I just wanted to be sure since I also don't want to go too hard on the gloom and the doom and the anguished tears.
I'll take that arrangement of words. (shivers)Wrong reading my friend, not 'harsh towards only Prim', it's 'only harsh towards Prim'.
Now, before you two get too much flirtation done, I do want to ask the intended tone of this RP. I get the feeling it's intended to lean on the "bittersweet melancholic story of how the Dao family rose to power but Was it Reality Worth Everything We Lost Along the Way?" sort of deal, but I just wanted to be sure since I also don't want to go too hard on the gloom and the doom and the anguished tears.