JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack frowns.Magnadeus said:
"...No. You must be hearing things. Very, very untrue things."
Jack returns his attention to the salamander.
"NowwherethefuckdoIevenfindthisgoddamnhephaestuswhoeverheis?"
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"...No. You must be hearing things. Very, very untrue things."
Jack returns his attention to the salamander.
"NowwherethefuckdoIevenfindthisgoddamnhephaestuswhoeverheis?"
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"INTHATGIGANTICVOLCANOTHATYOUWOULDSEEIFYOULOOKEDBEHINDYOU."JackOfHearts said:
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack turned around and stared at the volcano for a second before turning back around and smiling.
"ThanksforthehelpsalamanderyouknowImsorryforinsultingyouearlieryou'reactuallykindacool!"
"ThanksforthehelpsalamanderyouknowImsorryforinsultingyouearlieryou'reactuallykindacool!"
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"GOODLUCKWITHYOURQUESTTHISICEISCOLDANDDUMBANDIHATEIT."JackOfHearts said:
"Well, let's go on then!"
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack nods.
"Yes, let's."
Jack flies away towards the volcano.
"Yes, let's."
Jack flies away towards the volcano.
TerminallyTired
Trash that hasn't been taken out
Kinsol looked at his artifact knowing the timer was counting down in a rush he looked through it, before dropping it finally ending up in his medium.
Standing up confused he picked up his tablet creating a random memo
Current InconsistentConductor Has opened the memo, Any one here¿
IC:(.x.): Im sure this memo is mostly pointless at the moment, anyone who does get this probably has NO idea who i am
IC:(.x.): Man im freaking out so much
Standing up confused he picked up his tablet creating a random memo
Current InconsistentConductor Has opened the memo, Any one here¿
IC:(.x.): Im sure this memo is mostly pointless at the moment, anyone who does get this probably has NO idea who i am
IC:(.x.): Man im freaking out so much
magnadeus
professional fifthist
After a bunch of flying shenanigans, they finally approach the volcano.JackOfHearts said:
"I think you should go in. It's your quest anyways."
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack crosses his arms.Magnadeus said:
"Oh hell no, no way am I going in there by myself. I don't even know how to use my damn weird time powers. You're coming with me or I'm abandoning this quest completely."
TerminallyTired
Trash that hasn't been taken out
Kinsol looks around his medium careful to avoid the copious amount of sharp objects his blade in hand
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"UGH, fine." Janet followed him in to the volcano.JackOfHearts said:
And then they saw Hephaestus.
"Huh. Pretty big."
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JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack frowned, covering his ears.Magnadeus said:
"Why, just, WHY! Seriously, your voice is like ear rape man! Look, just tell me what this 'choice' is and I'll give you my answer and be on my way."
TerminallyTired
Trash that hasn't been taken out
Kinsol looked at his tablet while collecting the grist he had gotten sighing
InconsistantConductor has began trolling glitterGasterpod
IC:(.x.): Hey you there, I hope your okay I finally got into my medium message me back when you can okay?
InconsistantConductor has ceased trolling glitterGasterpod
InconsistantConductor has began trolling glitterGasterpod
IC:(.x.): Hey you there, I hope your okay I finally got into my medium message me back when you can okay?
InconsistantConductor has ceased trolling glitterGasterpod
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"JackOfHearts said:
"Uh, what? You can hear words out of him?"
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JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack scratches the back of his head.Magnadeus said:
"What kind of fucking choice IS that? I either have a substantial chance of failure, or I get a chance to fucking die? Man, that's just bullshit. Fine, I'll melt the damn ice. Better than fucking dying and all that shit."
magnadeus
professional fifthist
V̴̨͓͈͕͇̯̣̮̻̙̗̬͖̬͖̮̤̮̥͕͐̉͒ͪ̀E͓̼̻͈ͭͥ̉̿̀̀͗̾̓ͦ̈́̃ͣ͊ͣ̚͟͡R̵͕̲͎̼̥̙̹̯͌̌ͪͧͤ́ͨͤͩ̀̂͒̚̕Y̧͌̈́͑ͥ̾ͩ̓́͘͞͠҉̠̠̣̙̺͚̜̭̟̰̜̩̭̪ ̧̰͓̪̳̳͉͎̻̗̱͙̙̣̳͚̤̙̍ͪ̌̈́͊̚͞W̴̯̯̹̜̝͕̳͒̐̓ͣ̑͊̈́ͧ̃͛̽͐ͬ̃̒̌̎̅͆͠E̴̸ͮ̆ͧ̍̂͋̾̉ͭ͑̎ͦ̄̾ͣ͝҉̧̺͎̖̪͈͔̪͍L̺͇̫͙̝̟̯͌ͤ͗͛̔̅̑̈͛͌͂́̚͡ͅL̵̛̲̙̝̗̣̬͙̩̰͍̉ͨͮ̒ͪͅ.̴̡̛̘̞̼̭̜̮̻̀ͭ͐́̏̆ͬ͐ͪ̄̆̍͆̂ͫ͗͠JackOfHearts said:
The beast slinked back into his volcanic cave.
Suddenly, all the ice turned to water. All of the salamanders were caught by surprise as they fell on to moving clockwork.
"Alright, now we have to get to Dan's land."
Janet pointed to a portal above Jack's quest bed.
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack frowns.Magnadeus said:
"This shit's seriously annoying..."
Jack suddenly remembered something.
"Hey Janet, are you seriously just going to let me keep walking around with this knifearang sticking out of my back, or will you take it the hell out already?"
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"I thought that you were ok with it by now." She obliged. "Eugh."JackOfHearts said:
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack snatches the blood coated knifearang from Janet and quickly captchalogs it. HAH! Future him wasn't getting that back!Magnadeus said:
"Anyway, should we go now or what?"
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"Well yeah." They went through the portal.JackOfHearts said:
"Wow."
Cans. Cans as far as the eye could see.
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack frowns.Magnadeus said:
"So...many...cans..."
Future Jack appears in front of Jack for a moment, waving at him before disappearing.
"...Ok, anyone else think he's just screwing with me now?"
budgieboo
And they said it changes when the sun goes down
Amy stood and talked to the bird about things for a while. Apparently, she had some sort of quest? A puzzle? Damn, Amy didn't think she was any good at puzzles. It would be a puzzle enough to figure out what quest she had. Well, maybe she could just walk back and talk to dollsprite. And apologize for running all of a sudden, among a lot of things.
She clutched the paper in her grip, taking a deep breath.
"ill uh... talk to you all later, then?"
It was up until now that she realized she hasn't been speaking to her friends for a while. But, they were probably really busy doing a ton of things, anyways.
It was by her time that she realized that all the trees and teacups, as lush and beautiful as they were, were barren of fruit and liquid.
That's fine... She had to pick her pace up anyway.
(it's just a post to signify that I'm not dead, and possibly larger post with more things happening and progress with Amy will appear later when I get the chance to sit on a computer instead of a mobile. I feel I am behind by a lot, and I'm sorry for not being that active or helpful, but I hope I can get more involved in the plot later on)
She clutched the paper in her grip, taking a deep breath.
"ill uh... talk to you all later, then?"
It was up until now that she realized she hasn't been speaking to her friends for a while. But, they were probably really busy doing a ton of things, anyways.
It was by her time that she realized that all the trees and teacups, as lush and beautiful as they were, were barren of fruit and liquid.
That's fine... She had to pick her pace up anyway.
(it's just a post to signify that I'm not dead, and possibly larger post with more things happening and progress with Amy will appear later when I get the chance to sit on a computer instead of a mobile. I feel I am behind by a lot, and I'm sorry for not being that active or helpful, but I hope I can get more involved in the plot later on)
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"Yeah, probably. Meh best to ignore it for now. First things first, we have to find Dan and kill him on his quest bed."JackOfHearts said:
Janet put on her TechPhones.
CB: Hey Dan?
CB: Where are you with your quest?
CB: Me and Jack are in your land.
@billthesomething
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Needless to say Jack was flipping the fuck out now.Magnadeus said:
"What, fuck no! I'm not killing Dan! No! NO! no! No! NO! no! nO! No!"
magnadeus
professional fifthist
"Relax, it's not like he's going to die. With any luck, Spider-Spades will do it for us. Oh, and by the way, I know what each aspect logo looks like, so I'll be able to tell what aspect he is." Janet realizes how off topic that was. "Just saying."JackOfHearts said:
JackOfHearts
The Worthless Misery Maestro
Jack wasn't really listening to Janet, and was instead repeatedly yelling the word no while spinning around in a circle midair.
