Homestuck: Another Session [Inactive]

CE: YeahZo...hey,Corazo,youZtillthere?


CE: Youhaven'tZaidanythinginawhile.


CE: ZorryI'vebeentalkingZomuch,fromwhatI'veread,thoZeofmybloodcaZteZeemtoberatherpronetodroningonandon.


CE: OfcourZe,it'Zabitdifferentforme,themainreasonIdroneiZbecauZeIcantypeahellofalotfaZterthaneveryoneelZe.


GN: Oh, I'm sorry I make you feel like a jerk.


GN: *Pinches cheek*


GN: *With nails*


GN: Poor. Wiggler.


CE: Ahahaha,IZeeyouZtillhavethecapacityforhumor,atleaZt.


CE: ItlookZlikehouvluxfinallywokehiZaZZup,ZoI'mgonnagohaveachat.


CE: ToodleZ!


constrictingEllipse [ CE ] ceased trolling greenNinja [ GN ]


fowlConvulsion [ FC ] began trolling constrictingEllipse [ CE ]


FC: 00h b00ther.


FC: I was at least, b00t n00t anym00re.


FC: S00 spare me the trip.


FC: As00ming y00u’re awake, y00u are b00thering the h00mans again?


FC: I’m pretty s00re the m00re y00u talk to them the m00re they hate y00u.


CE: Aw,man,don'tbelikethat.


CE: YouknowaZwellaZIdothatallofthatexceZZiveZleepingyoudocan'tpoZZiblybehealthy.


CE: YoualZoknowaZwellasIthatthehumanZaretheonlyrealsourceofentertainmentleftaroundhere.


CE: Well,formeatleaZt.


CE: AndIhoneZtlycouldn'tcareleZZwhethertheyhatemeornot.


CE: TheyareZlowandidiotic.


CE: Didyouknowthatearlier,IwaZwatchingoneofthemrunaroundherhouZe,andZheactuallyhadthegalltoleavea...


CE: ToleaveacertainZomethinglyingaroundinherroom,rightinplainview.


CE: Itwasa...uh...


CE: Youknow,thosemetalthingZwiththehandle...


CE: Oh,itwaZjuZtZoZcandalouZ!


CE: Anyhow,aZidefrombeingwokenup,howhaveyoubeen?


CE: TalkedtoDeZmoplately?BecauZeIZureaZhellhaven't.ZhewooedCorazoandchangedallofherfunaZpectZ.
 
In an alternate universe....


A young lady troll sits with her gardentop next to her large garden she made herself. Suddenly a message appears up on her screen. Must be her moirail.


GG: Alright Which Guy Has Gotten On Your Nerve?


GG: I'm Assuming It Was Phossz?


GG: It Usually Is.
 
Alex briefly ejected the MYSTERIOUS ROCK from USELESS OBJECTS. It impales with an admirable force into his LYNX STATUE. Now it's unsymmetrical, resembling the equivalence of junk. Alex leans closer to eye the rock, giving an unimpressed shrug.


CA: It could be.


CA: As in yeah, I think space rocks are cool too and all.


CA: And I never knew if rocks and astronomy were like in the same boat.


CA: Clearly geology has a difference place versus the mass unit of astrology.


CA: Anyways, you have the game, Jojo?
 
GN: LITTLE


GN: COBALT-BLOODED


GN: JERK!


It is easy to visualize this young troll mashing her Clawtop keyboard in a rage.


GN: MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL!


GN: OOOO ZZZZZZZZZZ GOTTAGOFASTGOTTAGOFAST


GN: JSDJGFRFJHD
 
highwayDictator [HD] began trolling charredArmageddon [CA]

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HD: hey, just so you know,


HD: your fashion sense? wait, no, i Can't even Call it that.


HD: i Can't believe you have the nerve to wear something like


HD: that.
 
FC: Really? I th00ught she act00lly made her m00re 00pen.


FC: 00nless her 00pen-ness is the ‘un-f00n’ part.


FC: C00raz00 always scared me 00therwise.


FC: M00st be the scars…


FC: Then again Terain scares me t00.


FC: 00h.


CA: Hold it! Troll Alert!


charredArmageddon [CA] ceased responding to [TEAM FRIENDSYS]





highwayDictator [HD] began trolling charredArmageddon [CA]


HD: hey, just so you know,


HD: your fashion sense? wait, no, i Can't even Call it that.


HD: i Can't believe you have the nerve to wear something like


HD: that.


CA: Hey, your back you illiterate critic you.


CA: Perhaps you troll-ey sense of humor is skewed, because clearly I’m fabulous.


CA *Your


CA: Wait, how do you even know what I’m wearing?


CA: Does your fashion sensory transcend the barriers of privacy, thus allowing that stylistic lust mutate into the form of degrading jealousy?


CA: Either that or you make poor false assumptions.
 
GN: No. As a matter of fact I don't.


GN: You're fine, but s2pid cobalt-blooded creeps just-


GN: JHIJSDJBDSHJjhujhujhJYEYBNG


GN: HATE. THOSE COBALT BLUE GUTS.
 
highwayDictator [HD] began trolling charredArmageddon [CA]


HD: hey, just so you know,


HD: your fashion sense? wait, no, i Can't even Call it that.


HD: i Can't believe you have the nerve to wear something like


HD: that.


CA: Hey, your back you illiterate critic.


CA: Perhaps you troll-ey sense of humor is skewed, because clearly I’m fabulous.


CA: Wait, how do you even know what I’m wearing?


CA: Does your fashion sensory transcend the barriers of privacy, thus allowing that stylistic lust mutate into the form of degrading jealousy?


CA: Either that or you make poor false assumptions.


HD: illiterate? excuse me? do you have any idea who you're talking to?


HD: obviously not. and Clearly, you're 'fabulousness' is imagined. i mean, have you even looked in a mirror?


HD: yellow with those pants? i don't think so.


HD: and i'll have you know that i'm probably the most stylish being in existence. i suggest you be Careful about what you say to someone so perfect as myself.
 
MM: Is something wrong, Alex?


FS: he probably ran off again.


MM: I'm not sure.


FS: troll?


MM: Probably.


FS: need to learn to block those little stinkers.
 
HD: illiterate? excuse me? do you have any idea who you're talking to?


HD: obviously not. and Clearly, you're 'fabulousness' is imagined. i mean, have you even looked in a mirror?


HD: yellow with those pants? i don't think so.


HD: and i'll have you know that i'm probably the most stylish being in existence. i suggest you be Careful about what you say to someone so perfect as myself.


CA: Do you doubt my views of perfection?


CA: Clearly the yellow symbolizes the sparks of the flames given by the red.


CA: Oh so beautiful, I might just cry.


CA: It’s so fabulously clearly symbolic and artistic.


CA: Only someone who understands the true perfection of fashion could get that.


CA: Now go redirect your stalking jealousy to desired praise, you incompetent decrier.


CA: Because clearly your sense of fashion is misguided.


CA: ...


CA: Though just curious...


CA: ...what are you wearing exactly?
 
CA: Do you doubt my views of perfection?


CA: Clearly the yellow symbolizes the sparks of the flames given by the red.


CA: Oh so beautiful, I might just cry.


CA: It’s so fabulously symbolic and artistic.


CA: Only someone who understands the true perfection of fashion could get that.


CA: Now go redirect your stalking jealousy to desired praise, you incompetent decrier.


CA: Because clearly your sense of fashion is misguided.


CA: ….


CA: Though just curious…


CA: ...what are you wearing exactly?


HD: wouldn't you like to know ;)


highwayDictator [HD] ceased trolling charredArmageddon [CA]
 
HD: wouldn't you like to know ;)


highwayDictator [HD] ceased trolling charredArmageddon [CA]


CA: Well f****.


charredArmageddon [CA] responded to memo [TEAM FRIENDSYS]


CA: Another crisis marvelously averted


CA: Just curious.


CA: ...You guys think I'm fashionable, right?
 
CA: Well, it was worth a shot.


CA: It's creepy though, because I'm pretty sure the trolls can see me.


CA: That's beyond trolling guys.


CA: Perhaps I should tell my Uncle to dig an underground hideout.


CA: Wait, never mind, that'd be more gross then our refrigerator.
 
GG: I Know It's Fairly Obvious You Do.


GG: But You Getting All Worked Up About Him Is Exactly What He Wants!


GG: You Wouldn't Want To Satisfy That Brat Now Would You?





SA: Ugh those stupid trolls!


SA: We really should block them.


SA: By the way I do have the game Alex!
 
CA: Careful Jojo, legit everything about that game spells 'Bad Omen'.


CA: Not that I'm a prophet or anything, but look at it.


CA: Those cleanly spelled letters.


CA: Embrace it.


CA: Just marvelous.


CA: Now when you going to plug that crazy junk in?


CA: *when are


CA: That was my attempt at cool casual lingo.


CA: I'll get the hang of it eventually.
 
GN: I don't, I keep a cool head when he's around.


GN: Besides, I only complain 2 you.


GN: Because you're my Moirail, and you're basically the only one that listens 2 me.
 
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GG: I Suppose That's True.


GG: That Is What Moirails Do For Each Other After All.





SA: I can put the disk in right now!


SA: I have the Client disk.


SA: What about you guys?
 
MM: I already got a disc set, but I'm not doing this.


FS: i have them both too. it just showed up in my mail


MM: Me as well. It just showed up in the mail.


FS: fine. ill play your game. but know i didnt want to do this


FS: you know not like anyone else will know what to do


A young man sits in his backyard, his humming laptop in his lap. What will the name of this young boy be?


Dirtbreath inkf-


The boy looks up at the typer and oogles until they backtrack what they were typing.


Luke Leaiyo





The boy looks pleased and looks back down at his computer. He is about to launch into a game, a game he never wanted to play, a game that will change his life forever.


The boy pulls out a CD and pops it in the CD slot in his laptop.


FS: alright im connected
 
CA: Ehhh, you guys have fun and tell me how it goes.


CA: I should probably find my copy just in case it turns out well.


CA: Maybe my Uncle buried it with the other mail.


CA: I never understood the concept of Time Capsules...


charredArmageddon [CA] ceased responding to memo [TEAM FRIENDSYS]


 
FC: Really? I th00ught she act00lly made her m00re 00pen.


FC: 00nless her 00pen-ness is the ‘un-f00n’ part.


FC: C00raz00 always scared me 00therwise.


FC: M00st be the scars…


FC: Then again Terain scares me t00.


FC: 00h.


CE: OpenneZZ,Iamindifferentto.


CE: ZhejuZtiZn'texcitinganymore,thegirluZedtobesuchariot,andnowZhe'salllevelheadedandreZerved.


CE: And...ZeriouZ...*Zhudder*


CE: ThereiZmoretolifethancoldlogicandbeinganinja.


CE: *Zigh*Ohwell.IdoubtthereiZmuchIcandotochangethingZ,ZaveforZomehowgettingthemtobreakup.


CE: AndI'mnotnearlymanipulative(orenoughofanaZZhole)tomakethathappen.


CE: Oop,lookZlikeHDiZon.


CE: Zhit,thewayZhecapitaliZeZoneZpecificletteriZZoattractive...


CE: Hah,Ikid.


CE: Cya'round,Houvlux.


CE: TryyourbeZttonotfallaZleepwhenI'mgone.
 
GN: Terain?


GN: ...Do you think it's possible...


GN: Do you think it's possible that Cresten is flushed 4 Phossz?


GN: I mean, Cresten is just so... nice , and Phossz is so.... jerk.
 
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GG: Maybe.


GG: Then Again I Don't Know Either Of Them Very Personally So It's Hard To Tell.


GG: Why Do You Ask?


GG: Do You Not Want Them Together Because Of That?
 
CE: Hah,Ikid.


CE: Cya'round,Houvlux.


CE: TryyourbeZttonotfallaZleepwhenI'mgone.


FC: 00h, I'll try, I think.


FC: And y00u try t00 get 00se to new C00raz00, I'm s00re she is secretly still mean and scary like bef00re.


FC: 00h, and have f00n making h00mans hate y00u and all.


FC: Maybe tell them I said hi?


FC: H00h00.


fowlConvulsion [FC] ceased trolling constrictingEllipse [CE]


Dont fall asleep? That's a lie. This little nocturnal troll quickly shut his Hootop and snuggles back in his recuperacoon.
 
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