explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
MM: Well great.
MM: About your present, not the game.
FS: definitely not the game.
MM: About your present, not the game.
FS: definitely not the game.
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Homestuck: Another Session [Inactive]
- Thread starter Lunar-Eclipse
- Start date
Lunar-Eclipse
MTT-Brand
SA: > :/
SA: Did Alex ever get back on?
SA: And what about the"Trolls"? I hope they don't.
SA: I just jinxed that didn't I?
SA: Did Alex ever get back on?
SA: And what about the"Trolls"? I hope they don't.
SA: I just jinxed that didn't I?
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
MM: Knock on the nearest piece of wood, Jojo.
FS: do it now before its too late man.
MM: Doesn't matter if it's fake wood.
FS: do it. quick.
FS: do it now before its too late man.
MM: Doesn't matter if it's fake wood.
FS: do it. quick.
Lunar-Eclipse
MTT-Brand
SA: You guys seriously believe that superstition?
SA: Whatever I'll do it.
Jojo rolled her eyes and knocked on her computer desk.
SA: There I did it.
SA: Did that even work?
SA: Whatever I'll do it.
Jojo rolled her eyes and knocked on her computer desk.
SA: There I did it.
SA: Did that even work?
Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
fleetingAmbition [ FA ] began trolling stylishAstronomer [SA]
FA: Iwoodn'thavedonethatifiwereyou.
FA: Hah,didyoulikethatone?
FA: IwaZZavingitforjuZtthiZkindofZituation.
FA: Let'ZZseewhattheZcouterZaysaboutyourpowerlevel.
FA: ItZaysyou'reaf****ingmoron.
FA: HahahahahayouhumanZaretooeaZy.
FA: PickedthatoneupfromoneofyourhumanTVZhowZ.
FA: Comeonkeepupwithmehere.
FA: Iwoodn'thavedonethatifiwereyou.
FA: Hah,didyoulikethatone?
FA: IwaZZavingitforjuZtthiZkindofZituation.
FA: Let'ZZseewhattheZcouterZaysaboutyourpowerlevel.
FA: ItZaysyou'reaf****ingmoron.
FA: HahahahahayouhumanZaretooeaZy.
FA: PickedthatoneupfromoneofyourhumanTVZhowZ.
FA: Comeonkeepupwithmehere.
Lunar-Eclipse
MTT-Brand
SA: Dammit it didn't work!
SA: What are they even saying?!
At this point she was ready to hit her head against the keyboard. These "Trolls" were almost always annoying one way or another.
SA: What are they even saying?!
At this point she was ready to hit her head against the keyboard. These "Trolls" were almost always annoying one way or another.
Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
fleetingAmbition [ FA ] began trolling microphoneMaestro [ MM ]
FA: Hey.
FA: Youthere.
FA: YourZlowfriendiZnotevenachallenge.
FA: TellherZheneedZtoZpeedup.
FA: ZhecouldatleaZtlaughorZomething.
FA: ThoZewereZomeprettygoodquipZthatIbuZtedout.
fleetingAmbition [ FA ] began trolling fiendishSpeare [ FS ]
FA: What'Zupman.
FA: UnlikeyourterriblyZlowfemalefriendZ,youlooklikeonecooldude.
FA: ToobadI'mabouttoputyouonice.
FA: Hehehehehe.
FA: Bringiton.
FA: Hey.
FA: Youthere.
FA: YourZlowfriendiZnotevenachallenge.
FA: TellherZheneedZtoZpeedup.
FA: ZhecouldatleaZtlaughorZomething.
FA: ThoZewereZomeprettygoodquipZthatIbuZtedout.
fleetingAmbition [ FA ] began trolling fiendishSpeare [ FS ]
FA: What'Zupman.
FA: UnlikeyourterriblyZlowfemalefriendZ,youlooklikeonecooldude.
FA: ToobadI'mabouttoputyouonice.
FA: Hehehehehe.
FA: Bringiton.
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
MM: Dude I can't even understand you.
MM: Use spaces.
FS: Who are you even?
FS: Why dont you use spaces?
FS: And whats with all the random Zs?
FS: Seriously, what are you even?
MM: Use spaces.
FS: Who are you even?
FS: Why dont you use spaces?
FS: And whats with all the random Zs?
FS: Seriously, what are you even?
Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
fleetingAmbition [ FA ] began trolling microphoneMaestro [ MM ] and fiendishSpeare [ FS ] at the same time?
FA: Haha,finally,ZomeonewhoactuallypoZeZZomecompetition.
FA: ThiZiZgoingtoberefreZhingindeed.
FA: PreparetogetthraZhedZimultaneouZlybyyourZtruly.
FA: MM,I'llbeZuretoZtartuZingZpaceZonceyouZtartuZingdeodorant.
FA: WhoamI,youaZk,FS?ThedudewhoiZgonnafeedyoutotheZharks.
FA: YoutwohumanZareintheZameboat.
FA: YoumightZayZomethingaboutitZeemZabitfiZhy.
FA: 'CuzonceI'mdonewithyouguppieZ,you'llbeZleepingwiththefiZheZ.
FA: JuZtlikeI'mZleepingnow,becauZeyoutwoareeaZyenoughtobeatwhileunconZciouZ.
FA: TheZeZ'Zaren'trandomatall,Zillymoron,theyarejuZtasdeliberateasmybionictrollfootZtraightupyourhumanchagrintunnel.
FA: Haha,finally,ZomeonewhoactuallypoZeZZomecompetition.
FA: ThiZiZgoingtoberefreZhingindeed.
FA: PreparetogetthraZhedZimultaneouZlybyyourZtruly.
FA: MM,I'llbeZuretoZtartuZingZpaceZonceyouZtartuZingdeodorant.
FA: WhoamI,youaZk,FS?ThedudewhoiZgonnafeedyoutotheZharks.
FA: YoutwohumanZareintheZameboat.
FA: YoumightZayZomethingaboutitZeemZabitfiZhy.
FA: 'CuzonceI'mdonewithyouguppieZ,you'llbeZleepingwiththefiZheZ.
FA: JuZtlikeI'mZleepingnow,becauZeyoutwoareeaZyenoughtobeatwhileunconZciouZ.
FA: TheZeZ'Zaren'trandomatall,Zillymoron,theyarejuZtasdeliberateasmybionictrollfootZtraightupyourhumanchagrintunnel.
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
MM: Oh my god is it trying to rap?
FS: i think it is.
MM: It's a bit wonky and ineffective considering we can't understand you.
FS: so just stop trying.
FS: chagrin tunnel? bionic foot?
MM: Did he say he has his foot up our a**?
greenNinja [GN] began trolling fleetingAmbition [FA]
GN: Phossz, stop bothering the humans.
GN: It's ridiculous, time consuming and s2pid.
GN: So stop it.
greenNinja [GN] ceased trolling fleetingAmbition [FA]
FS: i think it is.
MM: It's a bit wonky and ineffective considering we can't understand you.
FS: so just stop trying.
FS: chagrin tunnel? bionic foot?
MM: Did he say he has his foot up our a**?
greenNinja [GN] began trolling fleetingAmbition [FA]
GN: Phossz, stop bothering the humans.
GN: It's ridiculous, time consuming and s2pid.
GN: So stop it.
greenNinja [GN] ceased trolling fleetingAmbition [FA]
Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
((his new chumhandle is constrictingEllipse, a reference both to the small orbit ellipse of Mercury, his planetary symbol, as well as his connection with snakes))
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] began trolling greenNinja [ GN ]
CE: Aw,comeonAexped.I'mjuZtZtartingtohaveZomefun.
CE: WhyyougottabeZuchabuZZkillZometimes...
CE: It'ZTerainagain,iZn'tit.
CE: ThatZun-lovingflooZyiZalwayZZappingthefunrightoutofeverything.
CE: YouuZedtobeZuchablaZttohangwith.
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] ceased trolling greenNinja [ GN ]
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] began simultaneously trolling microphoneMaestro [ MM ] and fiendishSpeare [ FS ]
CE: LookZlikeIgottasplit.
CE: Butdon'tworry,Zluggishhumans,I'llbebacktoruncircleZaroundyouZomeothertime.
CE: Maybebythenyouwillbeabletoputupachallenge?
CE: Hah,Idoubtit.Zeeyoulater,Zlowpokes.
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] ceased radically destroying microphoneMaestro [ MM ] and fiendishSpeare [ FS ]
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] began trolling greenNinja [ GN ]
CE: Aw,comeonAexped.I'mjuZtZtartingtohaveZomefun.
CE: WhyyougottabeZuchabuZZkillZometimes...
CE: It'ZTerainagain,iZn'tit.
CE: ThatZun-lovingflooZyiZalwayZZappingthefunrightoutofeverything.
CE: YouuZedtobeZuchablaZttohangwith.
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] ceased trolling greenNinja [ GN ]
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] began simultaneously trolling microphoneMaestro [ MM ] and fiendishSpeare [ FS ]
CE: LookZlikeIgottasplit.
CE: Butdon'tworry,Zluggishhumans,I'llbebacktoruncircleZaroundyouZomeothertime.
CE: Maybebythenyouwillbeabletoputupachallenge?
CE: Hah,Idoubtit.Zeeyoulater,Zlowpokes.
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] ceased radically destroying microphoneMaestro [ MM ] and fiendishSpeare [ FS ]
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
Dana leaned back form the computer, and sighed. "Stupid trolls."
Dana ==> Get to business! Document death!
NO!
MM: What was that?
FS: I have no idea.
MM: Now what are we doing? Jojo?
Dana ==> Get to business! Document death!
NO!
MM: What was that?
FS: I have no idea.
MM: Now what are we doing? Jojo?
Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
@Chantala
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] began trolling fowlConvulsion [ FC ]
CE: Houvlux.
CE: Dude.
CE: WhatiZgoingonman?
CE: ...Dudeareyouevenawakeyet.
CE: Goddamnithouvlux.
CE: WakethehellupZoicantalktoyou.
CE: IZweartothecullingdronesiwillZpeedoverthereifihaveto.
constrictingEllipse [ CE ] began trolling fowlConvulsion [ FC ]
CE: Houvlux.
CE: Dude.
CE: WhatiZgoingonman?
CE: ...Dudeareyouevenawakeyet.
CE: Goddamnithouvlux.
CE: WakethehellupZoicantalktoyou.
CE: IZweartothecullingdronesiwillZpeedoverthereifihaveto.
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
greenNinja [GN] began trolling constrictedEllipse [CE]
GN: Good grief, Phossz.
GN: Let our teammates sleep!
GN: Especially Cresten you know he needs his sleep.
GN: I know I haven't been able 2 sleep lately because of you.
GN: Not that I sleep much anyway, with all these stupid recuperacoons around.
GN: Not a blanket or even a piece of floor 2 lay on.
GN: Good grief, Phossz.
GN: Let our teammates sleep!
GN: Especially Cresten you know he needs his sleep.
GN: I know I haven't been able 2 sleep lately because of you.
GN: Not that I sleep much anyway, with all these stupid recuperacoons around.
GN: Not a blanket or even a piece of floor 2 lay on.
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Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
CE: Zeriously?
CE: IletHouvluxZleepinandthenZome.
CE: HeisthelaZieZtbaZtard,IZwear.
CE: ThedudemuZtZleepatleaZtthirteenhourZaday.
CE: BythetimehedecideZtowakeup,everyoneelZeisalreadyaZleepliketheyZhouldbe.
CE: Anddon'tevenZtartaboutyounotgettinganyZleep,miZZZleeponthefloor.
CE: HowlatewereyouupthreenightZago,Aexped?
CE: Tellmethetruth.
CE: IletHouvluxZleepinandthenZome.
CE: HeisthelaZieZtbaZtard,IZwear.
CE: ThedudemuZtZleepatleaZtthirteenhourZaday.
CE: BythetimehedecideZtowakeup,everyoneelZeisalreadyaZleepliketheyZhouldbe.
CE: Anddon'tevenZtartaboutyounotgettinganyZleep,miZZZleeponthefloor.
CE: HowlatewereyouupthreenightZago,Aexped?
CE: Tellmethetruth.
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
GN: Don't you dare call Cresten lazy! He works hard!
GN: Unlike someone!
GN: You're the one who's wasting your time talking to the humans!
GN: And as a mater of fact I was up most of the night trying 2 find somewhere 2 sleep!
GN: Unlike someone!
GN: You're the one who's wasting your time talking to the humans!
GN: And as a mater of fact I was up most of the night trying 2 find somewhere 2 sleep!
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Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
CE: OhpleaZe.
CE: CreZten'Zdefinitionof"workinghard"iZuZinghiZpZychicpowerZtowreckeverythinginZight.
CE: AndbeZideZ,talkingtothehumanZiZoneoftheonlyrealformZofentertainmentaroundhere.
CE: I'vealreadyranthroughouttheentiretyofthiZplaceuntilmyfeethaddarkZkidmarkZontheZoles.
CE: Ztillhaven'tquitebeenabletogethemoff...
CE: I'malsoprettyZurethatatrueninjawouldhavenotroubleatallfindingZomewheretoZleep.
CE: I'mwillingtobetthatyouwereoutlateatnightdoingwhateveritiZthatninjaZdo.
CE: JuZtlikethenightbeforethat,andthenightbeforethat,andZoonandZoforth.
CE: *Zigh*
CE: Don'tgetmewrong,houvluxandIaretight,buttheguyneedZtoZtopZleepingZomuchandZtarttryingtogethispowersincheck.
CE: Hedoesn'tknowit,buttheguymakeZZhitlevitateinhiZZleep...
CE: CreZten'Zdefinitionof"workinghard"iZuZinghiZpZychicpowerZtowreckeverythinginZight.
CE: AndbeZideZ,talkingtothehumanZiZoneoftheonlyrealformZofentertainmentaroundhere.
CE: I'vealreadyranthroughouttheentiretyofthiZplaceuntilmyfeethaddarkZkidmarkZontheZoles.
CE: Ztillhaven'tquitebeenabletogethemoff...
CE: I'malsoprettyZurethatatrueninjawouldhavenotroubleatallfindingZomewheretoZleep.
CE: I'mwillingtobetthatyouwereoutlateatnightdoingwhateveritiZthatninjaZdo.
CE: JuZtlikethenightbeforethat,andthenightbeforethat,andZoonandZoforth.
CE: *Zigh*
CE: Don'tgetmewrong,houvluxandIaretight,buttheguyneedZtoZtopZleepingZomuchandZtarttryingtogethispowersincheck.
CE: Hedoesn'tknowit,buttheguymakeZZhitlevitateinhiZZleep...
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
GN: Tight.
GN: Clearly.
In an alternate universe....
A young toll leans back from her computer and groans in anger and frustration.
GN: And how would you know that he makes things levitate in his sleep?
GN: What, have you been watching him sleep?
GN: Clearly.
In an alternate universe....
A young toll leans back from her computer and groans in anger and frustration.
GN: And how would you know that he makes things levitate in his sleep?
GN: What, have you been watching him sleep?
Snek
Boop the snoot, you get the shoot
CE: Woah,nonono,I'mnotthatkindoffaZt,Corazo,haha.
CE: IknowbecauZealldaywhenheisZleepingtheZhitinmyroomwillliftintotheairandZhootinrandomdirectionZfromtimetotime.
CE: It'Zlikeaf****ingpoltergeiZtiZallupinthere.Zpectresbehavin'af****ingspiritbachelorpartyorZomeZhit.
CE: It'ZarealghoZtofaproblem.
CE: Hehe.
CE: Zeriously,though,houvluxandIreallyareongoodtermZ,Ithink.
CE: AtonepointIZuZpectedthathemighthavebeenfluZhedforme.
CE: ButthenInoticedhowmuchheneverreallygaveaZhitaboutanything,andIrealizeditwaZkindofaZtupidtheorytobeginwith.
CE: IlovehisluZuZ,though,theguy'Zarealhoot.
CE: Hahahahahaha!
CE: Zorry,IhoneZtlycan'thelpmyZelf.
Elsewhere in said alternate universe, an exhuberant young male troll sits on a ledge. He snickers as he types on a digital keyboard projected from his scouter. Evidently this troll is engaged in an entertaining conversation.
CE: *phew*
CE: ThatiZjuZtrich,Itellya.
CE: I'mtearingupoverhere.
CE: Really,thatwaZjuZtZogreat.
CE: KudoZtomeforbeingaweZome.
CE: Butyeah.IreallytrytogivetheguyZomepeace,butZometimesIgetZorevvedupaboutdifferentZhitgoingon...
CE: YouguyZallmakemefeellikeajerk
CE: That'ZaZmileyfacewiththetongueZtickingout,incaZeyoucouldn'ttell.
CE: IknowbecauZealldaywhenheisZleepingtheZhitinmyroomwillliftintotheairandZhootinrandomdirectionZfromtimetotime.
CE: It'Zlikeaf****ingpoltergeiZtiZallupinthere.Zpectresbehavin'af****ingspiritbachelorpartyorZomeZhit.
CE: It'ZarealghoZtofaproblem.
CE: Hehe.
CE: Zeriously,though,houvluxandIreallyareongoodtermZ,Ithink.
CE: AtonepointIZuZpectedthathemighthavebeenfluZhedforme.
CE: ButthenInoticedhowmuchheneverreallygaveaZhitaboutanything,andIrealizeditwaZkindofaZtupidtheorytobeginwith.
CE: IlovehisluZuZ,though,theguy'Zarealhoot.
CE: Hahahahahaha!
CE: Zorry,IhoneZtlycan'thelpmyZelf.
Elsewhere in said alternate universe, an exhuberant young male troll sits on a ledge. He snickers as he types on a digital keyboard projected from his scouter. Evidently this troll is engaged in an entertaining conversation.
CE: *phew*
CE: ThatiZjuZtrich,Itellya.
CE: I'mtearingupoverhere.
CE: Really,thatwaZjuZtZogreat.
CE: KudoZtomeforbeingaweZome.
CE: Butyeah.IreallytrytogivetheguyZomepeace,butZometimesIgetZorevvedupaboutdifferentZhitgoingon...
CE: YouguyZallmakemefeellikeajerk
CE: That'ZaZmileyfacewiththetongueZtickingout,incaZeyoucouldn'ttell.
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
This young troll looked over the cobalt text coming at her, then one line in particular caught her attention.
CE: AtonepointIZuZpectedthathemighthavebeenfluZhedforme.
hthavebeenfluZhedforme.
beenfluZhedforme.
fluZhedforme.
The young female troll hands fell away from the keyboard of her Clawtop and she stared.
GN: Oh, I'm sorry I make you feel like a jerk.
GN: *Pinches cheek*
GN: *With nails*
GN: Poor. Wiggler.
Jerk.
CE: AtonepointIZuZpectedthathemighthavebeenfluZhedforme.
hthavebeenfluZhedforme.
beenfluZhedforme.
fluZhedforme.
The young female troll hands fell away from the keyboard of her Clawtop and she stared.
GN: Oh, I'm sorry I make you feel like a jerk.
GN: *Pinches cheek*
GN: *With nails*
GN: Poor. Wiggler.
Jerk.
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Chantala
Where's the booty?
In an alternate universe, a little troll rolled around in his recuperacoon eyeing his Hootop with a sigh. All the floating plooshies scattered about his rooms fell to the floor with cushioned thumps.
constrictingEllipse [CE] began trolling fowlConvulsion [FC]
CE: Houvlux.
CE: Dude.
CE: WhatiZgoingonman?
CE: ...Dudeareyouevenawakeyet.
CE: Goddamnithouvlux.
CE: WakethehellupZoicantalktoyou.
CE: IZweartothecullingdronesiwillZpeedoverthereifihaveto.
FC: 00h b00ther.
FC: I was at least, b00t n00t anym00re.
FC: S00 spare me the trip.
FC: As00ming y00u’re awake, y00u are b00thering the h00mans again?
FC: I’m pretty s00re the m00re y00u talk to them the m00re they hate y00u.
====================
Alex eyed his PDA as it chimed frantically. Apparently he missed some flashy business after his literal 3 second departure.
charredArmageddon [CA] responded to memo [TEAM FRIENDSYS]
CA: Woops, I was about to contact you,Jojo.
CA: Apparently you get around freakishly fast!
CA: Rigt, sorry. What did I miss?
CA: *Right
constrictingEllipse [CE] began trolling fowlConvulsion [FC]
CE: Houvlux.
CE: Dude.
CE: WhatiZgoingonman?
CE: ...Dudeareyouevenawakeyet.
CE: Goddamnithouvlux.
CE: WakethehellupZoicantalktoyou.
CE: IZweartothecullingdronesiwillZpeedoverthereifihaveto.
FC: 00h b00ther.
FC: I was at least, b00t n00t anym00re.
FC: S00 spare me the trip.
FC: As00ming y00u’re awake, y00u are b00thering the h00mans again?
FC: I’m pretty s00re the m00re y00u talk to them the m00re they hate y00u.
====================
Alex eyed his PDA as it chimed frantically. Apparently he missed some flashy business after his literal 3 second departure.
charredArmageddon [CA] responded to memo [TEAM FRIENDSYS]
CA: Woops, I was about to contact you,Jojo.
CA: Apparently you get around freakishly fast!
CA: Rigt, sorry. What did I miss?
CA: *Right
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
MM: Nothing really, Alex.
FS: just Jojo being weird about that game she has.
FS: just Jojo being weird about that game she has.
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Chantala
Where's the booty?
CA: Game?
CA: Oh wait, that SBRUB buisness?
CA: Totally meant SBURB.
CA: And by SBURB I mean didn't you say it looked bad?
CA: Maybe we should buy her something more flashy.
CA: Not that I'm still looking for something.
CA: Jojo do you like rocks?
CA: Not that I didn't get you anything.
CA: Totally meaning I got you something.
CA: Erm...
CA: Hi Luke!
CA: Oh wait, that SBRUB buisness?
CA: Totally meant SBURB.
CA: And by SBURB I mean didn't you say it looked bad?
CA: Maybe we should buy her something more flashy.
CA: Not that I'm still looking for something.
CA: Jojo do you like rocks?
CA: Not that I didn't get you anything.
CA: Totally meaning I got you something.
CA: Erm...
CA: Hi Luke!
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MTT-Brand
SA: It's not that bad!
SA: And it depends, is it a space rock?
SA: I wouldn't mind that.
SA: Or really anything like that I guess.
SA: And it depends, is it a space rock?
SA: I wouldn't mind that.
SA: Or really anything like that I guess.
explosiveKitten
Fanfic Kitty
FS: hey man.
MM: Yeah, Alex.
MM: Jojo is into astronomy.
MM: It's kind of in her chumhandle.
greenNinja [GN] began trolling gaianGarden [GG]
GN: THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!
GN: REALLY HE IS!
GN: HA!
GN: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
GN: HAAAAAAAAAAA!
MM: Yeah, Alex.
MM: Jojo is into astronomy.
MM: It's kind of in her chumhandle.
greenNinja [GN] began trolling gaianGarden [GG]
GN: THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!
GN: REALLY HE IS!
GN: HA!
GN: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
GN: HAAAAAAAAAAA!
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