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That One Guy
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Blanche
That One Guy
Matt sits at his computer hunched over running hands through his messy unkept hair.
"ONLY 43 VIEWS, I put so much work into that...." Matt says to himself stressed over the low amount of recognition he has gotten on his videos that he puts up of the excessive gaming he does in his free time. Matt is a 15 year old gamer who is your average geeky 15 year old. He is struggling to 'make it in the video game uploader scene'. He decides he has to do something big to get views. After about 15 minutes of typing he falls upon a game called SBURB. No one has uploaded a video on it yet. That's it! He's going to be the first to record this game.
"ONLY 43 VIEWS, I put so much work into that...." Matt says to himself stressed over the low amount of recognition he has gotten on his videos that he puts up of the excessive gaming he does in his free time. Matt is a 15 year old gamer who is your average geeky 15 year old. He is struggling to 'make it in the video game uploader scene'. He decides he has to do something big to get views. After about 15 minutes of typing he falls upon a game called SBURB. No one has uploaded a video on it yet. That's it! He's going to be the first to record this game.
Zalarx
Bleach Master
A young man stands in his room. The date is...today. Of course. This is a very special day. You, of course, cannot tell why, but it shall be. Then again, you feel like this everyday. Though it was fifteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
==> Cheesewank McFishFlaps
How...offensive? Let's try this one more time.
==> Sorias Confenus
That's better. Your name is SORIAS. You currently have your butler preparing your meal. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a deep obsession with SWEETS, specifically CHEESECAKES. You have a tendency to FALL ASLEEP, no matter a situation. You have a fondness of your few FRIENDS, and are practically RICH. You like to think about the idea of DESTINY, and have a small fondness for PLAYING GAMES.
You already know what you're going to do. You get onto your pesterchum, and decide to pester your friend Matt.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
What will the name of this young man be?
==> Cheesewank McFishFlaps
How...offensive? Let's try this one more time.
==> Sorias Confenus
That's better. Your name is SORIAS. You currently have your butler preparing your meal. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a deep obsession with SWEETS, specifically CHEESECAKES. You have a tendency to FALL ASLEEP, no matter a situation. You have a fondness of your few FRIENDS, and are practically RICH. You like to think about the idea of DESTINY, and have a small fondness for PLAYING GAMES.
You already know what you're going to do. You get onto your pesterchum, and decide to pester your friend Matt.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
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Blanche
That One Guy
Matt sips an awesome can of Dr.Pepper as he looks at his blinking pesterchum. It was his internet friend Sorias. He looks at the pester log
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
Zayuz
Level Twenty Rogue of Light
A young woman lies on her bed. Today is the first day of winter vacation, a day she can finally relax after an exhausting (half) of a school year.
What is the name of our studious heroine?
==> DogBreath Tryhard
Actually, it's.. Well, perhaps you would like a second chance?
==> Lilia Lare
That's more like it! You are currently in your ROOM. Which is quite BIG and EMPTY. Due to your lack of FREE TIME, you have nothing to fill it with except DECORATIVE WEAPONS, which you COLLECT. Aside from that, you enjoy WRITING on the COMPUTER and host many FANTASY DICE GAMES with your FRIENDS. Your BED lies in the CORNER beside the NIGHTSTAND. Inside there are a great many BOOKS with EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL in them, as well as far too many PENS.
==> Place pen in hair
You place a pen behind your ear in your hair. Good job.
==> Relax
You spend several minutes dozing in your bed. Which you might deem as a terrible use of your time that you enjoy nonetheless. With each hard task comes a well deserved reward after all. This reward is supposed to be the new game known as SBURB. It's supposed to be pretty good, and very hard to come across. Somehow your dad managed to get this for you. ..But your sister probably stole it anyways.
==> Work on dice system
..But you just lay down.. After a split second of loathing your existence you get up and head to the computer where you proceed to sit open your document. Writing ensues. The document is a system about a combination of class and aspect to represent each type of personality, though it's far from being finished.
What is the name of our studious heroine?
==> DogBreath Tryhard
Actually, it's.. Well, perhaps you would like a second chance?
==> Lilia Lare
That's more like it! You are currently in your ROOM. Which is quite BIG and EMPTY. Due to your lack of FREE TIME, you have nothing to fill it with except DECORATIVE WEAPONS, which you COLLECT. Aside from that, you enjoy WRITING on the COMPUTER and host many FANTASY DICE GAMES with your FRIENDS. Your BED lies in the CORNER beside the NIGHTSTAND. Inside there are a great many BOOKS with EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL in them, as well as far too many PENS.
==> Place pen in hair
You place a pen behind your ear in your hair. Good job.
==> Relax
You spend several minutes dozing in your bed. Which you might deem as a terrible use of your time that you enjoy nonetheless. With each hard task comes a well deserved reward after all. This reward is supposed to be the new game known as SBURB. It's supposed to be pretty good, and very hard to come across. Somehow your dad managed to get this for you. ..But your sister probably stole it anyways.
==> Work on dice system
..But you just lay down.. After a split second of loathing your existence you get up and head to the computer where you proceed to sit open your document. Writing ensues. The document is a system about a combination of class and aspect to represent each type of personality, though it's far from being finished.
Zalarx
Bleach Master
==> Your conversation ensues.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
Being Sorias is getting sorta boring, actually. Let's be someone else.
==> Be the Butler:
You are the butler, but you aren't very interesting. You are currently preparing Master Sorias his meal. You should not be the butler again.
You can no longer be the Butler. Who do you wanna be now?
==> Be Sorias again:
Fine! You return to being Sorias, who is currently copying the game SBURB to send to his friends, mainly Mat. You have finished.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
AR: here you go. took a bit to copy the files, but it'll do. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
Being Sorias is getting sorta boring, actually. Let's be someone else.
==> Be the Butler:
You are the butler, but you aren't very interesting. You are currently preparing Master Sorias his meal. You should not be the butler again.
You can no longer be the Butler. Who do you wanna be now?
==> Be Sorias again:
Fine! You return to being Sorias, who is currently copying the game SBURB to send to his friends, mainly Mat. You have finished.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
AR: here you go. took a bit to copy the files, but it'll do. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
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Blanche
That One Guy
Matt looks at his pesterlog. He clicks on the link praying to the great whoever is up there that it's not a virus. Of course you trust your friend enough but you're computer is literally your life. Matt hears his dad call him.
=====> get slightly annoyed
Matt exits his room. He runs down the stairs. He does the silly thing where you think theres another step, but there really isn't so you slam your foot on the ground like an idiot.
Matt walks into the living room to see his father holding 2 boxes. The moustached man gives Matt the 2 boxes. Matt captchalogues the boxes. Matt says farewell to his dad and makes haste back upstairs. Matt places the boxes on his floor and opens them. In one box is the ultimate replica of Cloud's sword. You hold it in your hands taking in the glorious craft. Matt accidently makes it his Strife Specibus. Matt thinks about how he's stuck with the heavy sword to fight with. Ehh whatever it still looks pretty freakin cool. The other has his Hunter's Creed hoodie which looks pretty damn cool.
======>respond to AR
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
AR: here you go. took a bit to copy the files, but it'll do. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
PH: Oh thanks mang
PH: I just got that sweet ass Cloud blade.
PH: and yeah players...
PH: You think Lilia might wanna play maybe?
=====> get slightly annoyed
Matt exits his room. He runs down the stairs. He does the silly thing where you think theres another step, but there really isn't so you slam your foot on the ground like an idiot.
Matt walks into the living room to see his father holding 2 boxes. The moustached man gives Matt the 2 boxes. Matt captchalogues the boxes. Matt says farewell to his dad and makes haste back upstairs. Matt places the boxes on his floor and opens them. In one box is the ultimate replica of Cloud's sword. You hold it in your hands taking in the glorious craft. Matt accidently makes it his Strife Specibus. Matt thinks about how he's stuck with the heavy sword to fight with. Ehh whatever it still looks pretty freakin cool. The other has his Hunter's Creed hoodie which looks pretty damn cool.
======>respond to AR
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
AR: here you go. took a bit to copy the files, but it'll do. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
PH: Oh thanks mang
PH: I just got that sweet ass Cloud blade.
PH: and yeah players...
PH: You think Lilia might wanna play maybe?
Zalarx
Bleach Master
==> Continue pestering PH
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
AR: here you go. took a bit to copy the files, but it'll do. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
PH: Oh thanks man
PH: I just got that sweet ass Cloud blade.
PH: and yeah players...
PH: You think Lilia might wanna play maybe?
AR: oh yeah
AR: i bet that sword looks cool as hell
AR: i can try pestering lilia
AR: hopefully i dont get her angry
==> Pester Lilia.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and matt got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
AR: hey dude what're you doing???
PH: oh hey.
PH: I'm just chillin at home right now.
PH: I'm thinking of recording this new game
PH: It's called SBURB.
AR: oh yeah!!!
AR: i got a few copies of the beta,
AR: sorta stupid though because i had nobody to play it with now that i think about it.
AR: but now we can play it, right!
AR: or maybe, uh, we should get more people?
AR: here you go. took a bit to copy the files, but it'll do. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
PH: Oh thanks man
PH: I just got that sweet ass Cloud blade.
PH: and yeah players...
PH: You think Lilia might wanna play maybe?
AR: oh yeah
AR: i bet that sword looks cool as hell
AR: i can try pestering lilia
AR: hopefully i dont get her angry
==> Pester Lilia.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and matt got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
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Zayuz
Level Twenty Rogue of Light
==> Answer Chum
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and mat got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
AE: Of course, I'm on winter break after all.
AE: My father somehow managed to get a copy for me actually.
AE: Do you know anything about it?
==> Find the game
You leave your computer in favor of your tablet, which you carry downstairs with you. It still has pesterchum on it. You arrive in the hallway, which leads to the kitchen, office room, basement, and bathroom. Your sister and father's rooms are upstairs. In the hallway there are several paintings of mountains and skies.. Your father was always obsessed with shitty expression like 'the sky's the limit' anyways. There is also a small drawer with tools in it that you ignore.
==> Equip Pen in Strife Specibus
You equip the pen spear! This is possibly the worst decision you could have made, especially considering your collection of decorative weapons. What the hell is a strife specibus anyways?
..You still have not found the game.
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and mat got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
AE: Of course, I'm on winter break after all.
AE: My father somehow managed to get a copy for me actually.
AE: Do you know anything about it?
==> Find the game
You leave your computer in favor of your tablet, which you carry downstairs with you. It still has pesterchum on it. You arrive in the hallway, which leads to the kitchen, office room, basement, and bathroom. Your sister and father's rooms are upstairs. In the hallway there are several paintings of mountains and skies.. Your father was always obsessed with shitty expression like 'the sky's the limit' anyways. There is also a small drawer with tools in it that you ignore.
==> Equip Pen in Strife Specibus
You equip the pen spear! This is possibly the worst decision you could have made, especially considering your collection of decorative weapons. What the hell is a strife specibus anyways?
..You still have not found the game.
Blanche
That One Guy
Matt finishes his Dr.Pepper and waits for the game to install. He decides to set up a capture on his laptop so he can record the game. He sets it up and sits quietly. You decide to stand up and do something with your life as you wait. You look around your room. You see a bunch of nerdy shit,posters, and neccessary furniture. You leave your room in search of adventure. You walk downstairs to find your father messing with wooden dolls. The kind of wooden dolls you use to position and draw. Matt's dad was quite the artist, while Matt was terrible at drawing. Matt remembers the dissapointment in his fathers face whenever Matt would show him his "latest masterpiece". Not one drawing was ever put up on the refridgerator. Matt decides to stop being sad and pester Lilia
--professionalHunter [PH] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
PH: Yoo,
PH: I'm gonna assume AR told you about SBURB.
PH: I hope you're joining us.
PH: I'm gonna record it for my channel
PH: Yoo,
PH: I'm gonna assume AR told you about SBURB.
PH: I hope you're joining us.
PH: I'm gonna record it for my channel
Zalarx
Bleach Master
==> Pester AE.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and mat got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
AE: Of course, I'm on winter break after all.
AE: My father somehow managed to get a copy for me actually.
AE: Do you know anything about it?
AR: i heard it's a multiplayer building game
AR: hold on i found a guide
AR: woah god this walkthrough
AR: take a look at this MS Paint Adventures
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and mat got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
AE: Of course, I'm on winter break after all.
AE: My father somehow managed to get a copy for me actually.
AE: Do you know anything about it?
AR: i heard it's a multiplayer building game
AR: hold on i found a guide
AR: woah god this walkthrough
AR: take a look at this MS Paint Adventures
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Zayuz
Level Twenty Rogue of Light
--professionalHunter [PH] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
PH: Yoo,
PH: I'm gonna assume AR told you about SBURB.
PH: I hope you're joining us.
PH: I'm gonna record it for my channel
AE: Sure, as long as there's not too much yelling.
AE: Will you be recording our voices too?
AE: Screw it, I'm making a group chat.
==> Create group chat
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], opalWinters [??] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
==> Answer other chum
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and mat got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
AE: Of course, I'm on winter break after all.
AE: My father somehow managed to get a copy for me actually.
AE: Do you know anything about it?
AR: i heard it's a multiplayer building game
AR: hold on i found a guide
AR: woah god this walkthrough
AR: take a look at this MS Paint Adventures
AE: Nice.
AE: It's kinda long though.
AE: I'll give it a read while I install the game.
PH: Yoo,
PH: I'm gonna assume AR told you about SBURB.
PH: I hope you're joining us.
PH: I'm gonna record it for my channel
AE: Sure, as long as there's not too much yelling.
AE: Will you be recording our voices too?
AE: Screw it, I'm making a group chat.
==> Create group chat
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], opalWinters [??] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
==> Answer other chum
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering aristrocraticEternity [AE]--
AR: hey lilia am i interrupting anything
AR: me and mat got our hands on that SBURB game that's really hyped
AR: do you have the time to play it with us or no
AE: Of course, I'm on winter break after all.
AE: My father somehow managed to get a copy for me actually.
AE: Do you know anything about it?
AR: i heard it's a multiplayer building game
AR: hold on i found a guide
AR: woah god this walkthrough
AR: take a look at this MS Paint Adventures
AE: Nice.
AE: It's kinda long though.
AE: I'll give it a read while I install the game.
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Zalarx
Bleach Master
==> Install Sburb
You've already began installing it, Cheesewank!
==> Check the progress of Sburb.
Your bar is at 15%. This might take a while.
==> Pester your chums.
You've already began installing it, Cheesewank!
==> Check the progress of Sburb.
Your bar is at 15%. This might take a while.
==> Pester your chums.
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], opalWinters [??] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
==> Go out and explore.
Might as well go out an explore as you wait. You look around, and find a pair of sharp scissors on your deck. You reach for it, and put it in your strife specibus. Great job, now your self-defense are a pair of scissors...
...but they are pretty sharp.
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
==> Go out and explore.
Might as well go out an explore as you wait. You look around, and find a pair of sharp scissors on your deck. You reach for it, and put it in your strife specibus. Great job, now your self-defense are a pair of scissors...
...but they are pretty sharp.
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Zayuz
Level Twenty Rogue of Light
==> Pester group.
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], opalWinters [??] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
==> Search for the host game in the Basement
No way. That place is creepy as hell.
==>Search for the host game in the Office
You enter the office. Your father seems to be typing away on his computer with a strange envelope and a new monster manual for your games on his desk! Sweet!
==> Get sweet loot
..As you reach for the sweet loot.. Your father notices you, and puts his hand out in a stopping motion of sorts. He suddenly blurts out a math equation that has no applicable real life value except for in this exact situation. "The sports shop sells watermelons for $82 a pair and Extreme watermelons for $95 a pair. One day, the Sports Shop sells 75 pairs of watermelons and Extreme watermelons for $6241. How many pairs of each watermelon were sold?" Luckily, as the fantastic student you are, you solve this with ease. Obviously it's 7 extreme watermelons and 68 watermelons, you learned this very important lesson last semester in math of course.
==> Answer Question
Your father looks away in defeat, forfeiting the sweet loot. ..Which you collect! You would shout out a cry of triumph, but that's just not your style.
==> Captchaloge loot and retreat!
You're on vacation! You shouldn't be answering stupid questions! ..You return to your room triumphant, and can faintly hear your father weeping in pride below.
==> Pester group.
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], opalWinters [??] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
==> Search for the host game in the Basement
No way. That place is creepy as hell.
==>Search for the host game in the Office
You enter the office. Your father seems to be typing away on his computer with a strange envelope and a new monster manual for your games on his desk! Sweet!
==> Get sweet loot
..As you reach for the sweet loot.. Your father notices you, and puts his hand out in a stopping motion of sorts. He suddenly blurts out a math equation that has no applicable real life value except for in this exact situation. "The sports shop sells watermelons for $82 a pair and Extreme watermelons for $95 a pair. One day, the Sports Shop sells 75 pairs of watermelons and Extreme watermelons for $6241. How many pairs of each watermelon were sold?" Luckily, as the fantastic student you are, you solve this with ease. Obviously it's 7 extreme watermelons and 68 watermelons, you learned this very important lesson last semester in math of course.
==> Answer Question
Your father looks away in defeat, forfeiting the sweet loot. ..Which you collect! You would shout out a cry of triumph, but that's just not your style.
==> Captchaloge loot and retreat!
You're on vacation! You shouldn't be answering stupid questions! ..You return to your room triumphant, and can faintly hear your father weeping in pride below.
==> Pester group.
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], opalWinters [??] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
Albatrash
Quiet Loneleigh
==> Be The Witch
...
==> Be The Witch!
...
==> Be The Witch...?
...
==> Look At The Witch
A cursory inspection of the Witch's room reveals the cause of the problem: She remains very much asleep... in the afternoon. Curse a witch's midnight excursions and morning-light conferences with the occult.
You cannot 'Be' a sleeping person.
Or can you?
==> Be The Dreamer
You sit at the top of an obsidian tower. More specifically, atop the sphere that caps it, which also happens to contain a copy of your room (though with much more garish wallpaper). You sit by a shoddily installed weather-vane shaped like an eye. You keep hold of the wiry black contraption so as to not slide off the tower and fall to your death, which would have come for you numerous times if this specific dream didn't also allow you to fly.
Your name, upon waking, will be Opal Winters, and you will play a game.
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
...
==> Be The Witch!
...
==> Be The Witch...?
...
==> Look At The Witch
A cursory inspection of the Witch's room reveals the cause of the problem: She remains very much asleep... in the afternoon. Curse a witch's midnight excursions and morning-light conferences with the occult.
You cannot 'Be' a sleeping person.
Or can you?
==> Be The Dreamer
You sit at the top of an obsidian tower. More specifically, atop the sphere that caps it, which also happens to contain a copy of your room (though with much more garish wallpaper). You sit by a shoddily installed weather-vane shaped like an eye. You keep hold of the wiry black contraption so as to not slide off the tower and fall to your death, which would have come for you numerous times if this specific dream didn't also allow you to fly.
Your name, upon waking, will be Opal Winters, and you will play a game.
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], oneiricMahonia [OM] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
-- oneiricMahonia [OM] is Idle. --
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Blanche
That One Guy
Matt finds the 2 copies on the his livingroom coffee table.
=======>Captchalogue Host Game
Matt aquires the host game copy. That was pretty easy actually. No random shenanigans what so ever. Finally an easy task to do.
Better enjoy it while it lass......STRIFE
-Your father yells at you for playing video games all the time and tells you to go outside and give him the game.-
You think of your options. You do not want to hurt your father, much less slice him in half. You have no choice but to Abscond.
You run up the stairs as fast as you can. Your fatehr gives up with a sigh and goes back to his drawing room.
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
-- onericMahonia [OM] is Idle --
PH: Had to strife with my dad sorry.
PH: OM's Idle?
PH: Ehh give her some time
PH: I'm sure she'll come around.
PH: So yeah the game...
PH: My files are almost done installing.
=======>Captchalogue Host Game
Matt aquires the host game copy. That was pretty easy actually. No random shenanigans what so ever. Finally an easy task to do.
Better enjoy it while it lass......STRIFE
-Your father yells at you for playing video games all the time and tells you to go outside and give him the game.-
You think of your options. You do not want to hurt your father, much less slice him in half. You have no choice but to Abscond.
You run up the stairs as fast as you can. Your fatehr gives up with a sigh and goes back to his drawing room.
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], oneiricMahonia [OM] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
-- onericMahonia [OM] is Idle --
PH: Had to strife with my dad sorry.
PH: OM's Idle?
PH: Ehh give her some time
PH: I'm sure she'll come around.
PH: So yeah the game...
PH: My files are almost done installing.
Zalarx
Bleach Master
==> Pester friends.
--aristrocraticEternity [AE] began pestering professionalHunter [PH], oneiricMahonia [OM] and abstractReality [AR]--
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
-- onericMahonia [OM] is Idle --
PH: Had to strife with my dad sorry.
PH: OM's Idle?
PH: Ehh give her some time
PH: I'm sure she'll come around.
PH: So yeah the game...
PH: My files are almost done installing.
AR: let me check the progress bar
AR: mine are finished
AR: i hope OM gets on soon so she can join
AR: as for the host game file
AR: for some reason it's significantly harder to copy than the client
AE: Hey.
AE: Oops, I added her too.
AE: ..Whatever, I'm sure she'll want to play.
AR: ill put the file here for OW. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU1-xKOUwAAQjpy.jpg
AR: so are you guys ready for this or what???
AE: I could have just downloaded it?
AE: Screw getting the hard copy.
AE: Wait, this is only the client version.
AE: Things can never be easy.
AE: Never-mind. My dad is stupid. It was easy.
-- onericMahonia [OM] is Idle --
PH: Had to strife with my dad sorry.
PH: OM's Idle?
PH: Ehh give her some time
PH: I'm sure she'll come around.
PH: So yeah the game...
PH: My files are almost done installing.
AR: let me check the progress bar
AR: mine are finished
AR: i hope OM gets on soon so she can join
AR: as for the host game file
AR: for some reason it's significantly harder to copy than the client
Starbee
Artist of my dreams
===> And now for someone different.
You are now somebody a little different. Your name is Emerah Veekun, and you are not a human, but a troll. You take a seat at your computer in the lab. Today was quite the day. What seemed to be yet another exciting game turned out to be one of the greatest adventures of your life. But something happened, and now you are here. Everyone says that you all lost. But, you know there's a way. There's always a way.
===> Pester the humans
On the computer, You scroll further back into the timeline. You are prepared now, so you are not going to mess this up again.
You are now somebody a little different. Your name is Emerah Veekun, and you are not a human, but a troll. You take a seat at your computer in the lab. Today was quite the day. What seemed to be yet another exciting game turned out to be one of the greatest adventures of your life. But something happened, and now you are here. Everyone says that you all lost. But, you know there's a way. There's always a way.
===> Pester the humans
On the computer, You scroll further back into the timeline. You are prepared now, so you are not going to mess this up again.
--agressivelyChummy [AC] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
You think you got it this time.
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
You think you got it this time.
katseye
> ο ωο
===> Be Yet Another Troll.
You are now another troll. Your name is JATIYA SARABI and you don't really feel like going through mental lists of INTERESTS AND EXPOSITION. Right now, you have higher priorities. You've been doing a lot of nothing at your computer in the lab, being bored. Your friend and you have been stuck in this DOOMED SESSION for a while. You're pretty sure it's doomed, at least. You would know, seeing as how you're the WITCH OF DOOM.
===> PESTER A HUMAN.
You decide to go and have a chat with a human. You roll into near the start of the part of the timeline that matters, the start of the session.
--attentiveWhiskers [AW] began trolling abstractReality [AR]--
AW: < hey >
AW: < human kid >
AW: < did you start your thing yet >
AW: < the game thing >
AW: < session >
AW: < yeah that's what it's called >
@Zalarx
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Blanche
That One Guy
Matt sits at his computer waiting for the damn files to finish. He gets an alert on his pesterchum. Oh its from someone you don't know. Better immediately respond because that's always what you do in this situation. s
=======> resond to stranger
=======> resond to stranger
--agressivelyChummy [AC] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
PH: uhm what.
PH: Are you one of my fans?
PH: Finally the recognition I deserve
PH: What game? Sburb?
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
PH: uhm what.
PH: Are you one of my fans?
PH: Finally the recognition I deserve
PH: What game? Sburb?
Zalarx
Bleach Master
==> Check who's pestering you.
You go and check. It's a stranger! Good thing you had no parents to warn you about strangers.
==> Pester new friend.
You go and check. It's a stranger! Good thing you had no parents to warn you about strangers.
==> Pester new friend.
--attentiveWhiskers [AW] began trolling abstractReality [AR]--
AW: < hey >
AW: < human kid >
AW: < did you start your thing yet >
AW: < the game thing >
AW: < session >
AW: < yeah that's what it's called >
AR: it's starting
AR: i read a guide that's
AR: distressing at the least
AR: i think we may have started the end of the world
AR: wait, who are you???
==> Check installation.
It's done. You need to connect to a friend. Matt is probably is ready.
==> Pester Matt.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey is the game ready
AR: im ready to start
AW: < hey >
AW: < human kid >
AW: < did you start your thing yet >
AW: < the game thing >
AW: < session >
AW: < yeah that's what it's called >
AR: it's starting
AR: i read a guide that's
AR: distressing at the least
AR: i think we may have started the end of the world
AR: wait, who are you???
==> Check installation.
It's done. You need to connect to a friend. Matt is probably is ready.
==> Pester Matt.
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey is the game ready
AR: im ready to start
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Starbee
Artist of my dreams
===> Respond to the Human
--agressivelyChummy [AC] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
PH: uhm what.
PH: Are you one of my fans?
PH: Finally the recognition I deserve
PH: What game? Sburb?
AC: -what-
AC: -for what-
AC: -your hunting skills-
AC: -I mean+
AC: +Yea that game-
AC: +Youre gonna play it soon-
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
PH: uhm what.
PH: Are you one of my fans?
PH: Finally the recognition I deserve
PH: What game? Sburb?
AC: -what-
AC: -for what-
AC: -your hunting skills-
AC: -I mean+
AC: +Yea that game-
AC: +Youre gonna play it soon-
katseye
> ο ωο
===> CONTINUE RIVETING DISCUSSION
--attentiveWhiskers [AW] began trolling abstractReality [AR]--
AW: < hey >
AW: < human kid >
AW: < did you start your thing yet >
AW: < the game thing >
AW: < session >
AW: < yeah that's what it's called >
AR: it's starting
AR: i read a guide that's
AR: distressing at the least
AR: i think we may have started the end of the world
AR: wait, who are you???
AW: < lol ur fucked >
AW: < but don't you worry >
AW: < you got me to help you out >
AW: < well obviously i'm AW >
AW: < but u can just call me a friend >
AW: < .;3 >
@Zalarx
--attentiveWhiskers [AW] began trolling abstractReality [AR]--
AW: < hey >
AW: < human kid >
AW: < did you start your thing yet >
AW: < the game thing >
AW: < session >
AW: < yeah that's what it's called >
AR: it's starting
AR: i read a guide that's
AR: distressing at the least
AR: i think we may have started the end of the world
AR: wait, who are you???
AW: < lol ur fucked >
AW: < but don't you worry >
AW: < you got me to help you out >
AW: < well obviously i'm AW >
AW: < but u can just call me a friend >
AW: < .;3 >
@Zalarx
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Zalarx
Bleach Master
==> Pester new friend.
--attentiveWhiskers [AW] began trolling abstractReality [AR]--
AW: < hey >
AW: < human kid >
AW: < did you start your thing yet >
AW: < the game thing >
AW: < session >
AW: < yeah that's what it's called >
AR: it's starting
AR: i read a guide that's
AR: distressing at the least
AR: i think we may have started the end of the world
AR: wait, who are you???
AW: < lol ur fucked >
AW: < but don't you worry >
AW: < you got me to help you out >
AW: < well obviously i'm AW >
AW: < but u can just call me a friend >
AW: < .;3 >
AR: oh
AR: okay, friend!
AR: so this guide is telling me in detail about how screwed i am
AR: i need to go
AR: sleep this off
==> Doze off.
This is all too much for you. You look at your bed. It looks so inviting. Alright, maybe a few minutes can't hurt...right?
You lay down and immediately fall asleep.
==> Wake up.
You wake up alright. You awake in the golden tower. You have been having this lucid dream for god knows how long now.
You go up to the window of your ball-shaped room, and let yourself fall. You, of course, stop the venture downwards by floating in the air. You go on to explore your golden..moon? You think it is. The huge chain makes you unsure about it.
AW: < hey >
AW: < human kid >
AW: < did you start your thing yet >
AW: < the game thing >
AW: < session >
AW: < yeah that's what it's called >
AR: it's starting
AR: i read a guide that's
AR: distressing at the least
AR: i think we may have started the end of the world
AR: wait, who are you???
AW: < lol ur fucked >
AW: < but don't you worry >
AW: < you got me to help you out >
AW: < well obviously i'm AW >
AW: < but u can just call me a friend >
AW: < .;3 >
AR: oh
AR: okay, friend!
AR: so this guide is telling me in detail about how screwed i am
AR: i need to go
AR: sleep this off
==> Doze off.
This is all too much for you. You look at your bed. It looks so inviting. Alright, maybe a few minutes can't hurt...right?
You lay down and immediately fall asleep.
==> Wake up.
You wake up alright. You awake in the golden tower. You have been having this lucid dream for god knows how long now.
You go up to the window of your ball-shaped room, and let yourself fall. You, of course, stop the venture downwards by floating in the air. You go on to explore your golden..moon? You think it is. The huge chain makes you unsure about it.
Blanche
That One Guy
===> Respond to the stranger
--agressivelyChummy [AC] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
PH: uhm what.
PH: Are you one of my fans?
PH: Finally the recognition I deserve
PH: What game? Sburb?
AC: -what-
AC: -for what-
AC: -your hunting skills-
AC: -I mean+
AC: +Yea that game-
AC: +Youre gonna play it soon-
PH: Well yeah we are gonna play SBURB.
PH: My friend's pestering me right now
PH: I'm not sure who you are or how you know about what I'm going to do.
PH: But whatever
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey is the game ready
AR: im ready to start
PH: Alright then my downloads done so lets do this..
PH: Hello?
AC: ++HUMAN++
AC: +-Youre playing that game now right-+
PH: uhm what.
PH: Are you one of my fans?
PH: Finally the recognition I deserve
PH: What game? Sburb?
AC: -what-
AC: -for what-
AC: -your hunting skills-
AC: -I mean+
AC: +Yea that game-
AC: +Youre gonna play it soon-
PH: Well yeah we are gonna play SBURB.
PH: My friend's pestering me right now
PH: I'm not sure who you are or how you know about what I'm going to do.
PH: But whatever
--abstractReality [AR] began pestering professionalHunter [PH]--
AR: hey is the game ready
AR: im ready to start
PH: Alright then my downloads done so lets do this..
PH: Hello?
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