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Ayden Thompson
“Oh Ayden”
His mouth dropped like a gobbler fish, looking at the girl in true and utter shock. Had she just discovered who he was? How the hell was she so comfortable in letting a complete stranger talk so freely about her vagina like he had been doing so for the last few minutes. “Sweet virgin Mary and Jesus fucking Christ,” he muttered to himself as he continued to stare at the girl with a scrunched-up nose and furrowing brow “How fucking high are you” It was more of an observation rather than a question if anything. A statement, not a challenge. She didn’t need to say how high she was cause Ayden could clearly see it.
He had been in such a trance in the airheadedness of his skating pal that he had been unaware that the girl was preparing to move her bag onto him. With an unexpected flop, the bag onto his stomach caught him off guard, pushing out a puff of air past his lips and an ‘oof’. Hands automatically moved towards the bag to relieve the pressure upon his tummy; Ayden was confused at first to why she had given it to him. Phone- ah, that was it. Thank God she was going to let him change the music. And then she mentioned something so delightful to his ears. A joint. For him? Oh, was it Christmas? Had he been a good little boy this year?
“It took you this fucking long to tell me about the joint when I could be high already?” Ayden grumbled to the girl, his hands working fast to shift the bag around and open it. Once unzipped and open wide, he went to put his hand inside to retrieve the items - but not before his hand paused in mid-air. “Hang on a second. How do I know you don’t have, like… a crocodile or something in here? The last time I put my hand into a girl’s bag at a party, I pulled out a nasty-ass used pair of period underwear. I’m not fucking falling for that shit again” He then reached over for Beth’s hand, dragging it to her bag and began to use it like a rake - saving him from having to touch anything within the contents of her bag. Finally, he was able to locate the two most important things within the bag; the joint and her phone. Using Beth’s hand like a claw from an arcade machine, he scooped out the two items before releasing his grasp on her.
The first thing he did was open her phone and change the goddamn music. Goodbye Brittney Spears or whatever she-demon was apparently ‘singing’ to them. His fingers were quick to sort through the music until he was content, placing on a track by Keshi. The slow melodic tune began to play through the headphones, wrapped with a techno beat and soothing voice. With that out of the way, he brought his attention to the joint, placing it between his lips. Grabbing the lighter from his pocket, Ayden was quick and stealthy to light up the joint before taking a very long, deep inhale. Once he removed it from his mouth, he slowly exhaled a white puff of smoke dragging into the air before him. “Thank fuck” he whispered to himself, watching the smoke drift upwards before being caught by the afternoon breeze. “The year has only started, and it can already go and get fucked”
His mouth dropped like a gobbler fish, looking at the girl in true and utter shock. Had she just discovered who he was? How the hell was she so comfortable in letting a complete stranger talk so freely about her vagina like he had been doing so for the last few minutes. “Sweet virgin Mary and Jesus fucking Christ,” he muttered to himself as he continued to stare at the girl with a scrunched-up nose and furrowing brow “How fucking high are you” It was more of an observation rather than a question if anything. A statement, not a challenge. She didn’t need to say how high she was cause Ayden could clearly see it.
He had been in such a trance in the airheadedness of his skating pal that he had been unaware that the girl was preparing to move her bag onto him. With an unexpected flop, the bag onto his stomach caught him off guard, pushing out a puff of air past his lips and an ‘oof’. Hands automatically moved towards the bag to relieve the pressure upon his tummy; Ayden was confused at first to why she had given it to him. Phone- ah, that was it. Thank God she was going to let him change the music. And then she mentioned something so delightful to his ears. A joint. For him? Oh, was it Christmas? Had he been a good little boy this year?
“It took you this fucking long to tell me about the joint when I could be high already?” Ayden grumbled to the girl, his hands working fast to shift the bag around and open it. Once unzipped and open wide, he went to put his hand inside to retrieve the items - but not before his hand paused in mid-air. “Hang on a second. How do I know you don’t have, like… a crocodile or something in here? The last time I put my hand into a girl’s bag at a party, I pulled out a nasty-ass used pair of period underwear. I’m not fucking falling for that shit again” He then reached over for Beth’s hand, dragging it to her bag and began to use it like a rake - saving him from having to touch anything within the contents of her bag. Finally, he was able to locate the two most important things within the bag; the joint and her phone. Using Beth’s hand like a claw from an arcade machine, he scooped out the two items before releasing his grasp on her.
The first thing he did was open her phone and change the goddamn music. Goodbye Brittney Spears or whatever she-demon was apparently ‘singing’ to them. His fingers were quick to sort through the music until he was content, placing on a track by Keshi. The slow melodic tune began to play through the headphones, wrapped with a techno beat and soothing voice. With that out of the way, he brought his attention to the joint, placing it between his lips. Grabbing the lighter from his pocket, Ayden was quick and stealthy to light up the joint before taking a very long, deep inhale. Once he removed it from his mouth, he slowly exhaled a white puff of smoke dragging into the air before him. “Thank fuck” he whispered to himself, watching the smoke drift upwards before being caught by the afternoon breeze. “The year has only started, and it can already go and get fucked”
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