Fandom Gamestuck 2 (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: ChArACtEr?


UC: i DiDn't DEsiGn A ChArACtEr...


UC: oh riGht!


UC: thE sErvEr GEts A viDEo FEED oF thEir CliEnt.


UC: you must sEE mE riGht now.


Ulrich : Wave


You wave at your screen.


@electroShogun

 

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey: Look at monitor.


A window opens up before you saying:


SBURB version 0.0.1


© SKAIANET SYSTEM INCORPORATED. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.


SCRUB Client is running.


A SBURB host user is attempting to connect with you.


Client has established connection with host.


Press [ENTER] when ready.


==> Drey:

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: !!!


AT: That's you?!


AT: What is wrrrrong with yourrrr skin?!


AT: Wherrrre arrrre yourrrr horrrrns?!





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: horns?


UC: lAst i ChECkEd humAns Dont hAvE horns...


UC: unlEss thAts A thinG in othEr CountriEs?


@electroShogun


Ulrich : Initialize Server


You see a fun little animation, and a video feed of Drey appears.


@Nawmoo

 

[electroShogun]

AT: What the fuck is a human?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey: Continue pestering BP.


AA: Aiight, nice name change.


AA: So I already sent you a request, just in case.


AA: Looks like all you have to do is press-


AA: Hold on.


AA: [ENTER]


AA: There we go!


AA: And that's it.


@Rhodus


==> Drey: Continue pestering UC.


AA: So it's all good?


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: yourE jokinG, riGht?


UC: ...


UC: ArE you tEllinG mE you ArEnt humAn?


@electroShogun

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: yup!


UC: i CAn sEE you on my pC!


@Nawmoo

 

[electroShogun]

AT: No! I'm a trrrroll!


AT: This whole time, I thought you werrrre one, too!





Fenras: Have a breakdown


You curl up slightly and lie on your side. This whole time... he wasn't even a troll... How many of your other friends have you been mistaken about...?


@Midnight Phantom

 

[MoltenLightning]

Vix: Respond


SF: YEA/-/! IT'S JUST ABOUT DONE!


SF: AAAAAAND


SF: DONE!


SF: OKAY, SO W|-|AT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: wEll this just Got ExponEntiAlly wEirDEr.


UC: uhhh...


UC: okAy.


UC: i Am ulriCh mEloDiA.


UC: A humAn From EArth, thE 3rD FurthEst plAnEt From sol, A rED DwArF stAr.


UC: who ExACtly ArE you?


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Reply


You recover enough from your breakdown to respond to Vixnen. You know for a fact that she's a troll. You've met her in person before. She can't be a "human", whatever the hell that is.


AT: Okay, now open the serrrrverrrr and send me a connection rrrrequest.





@MoltenLightning


Fenras: Panic


The "human" messaged you again. Oh god. Stay calm.


AT: Fenrrrras Lupago.


AT: Olive-blooded trrrroll from planet Alterrrrnia.


AT: Only planet in the system, orrrrbiting a rrrred giant starrrr.


AT: I had no idea therrrre werrrre otherrrr intelligent rrrraces in the univerrrrse...


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Nawmoo]

AA: Waoh waoh waoh, what?


AA: You can see me right now?


AA: How?


AA: Did Boss bug my room again?


AA: Ugh, why can't he let me just have some privacy!


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: i sEE.


UC: my FriEnDs ArE ConspirACy thEorists, so thEy AlwAys tAlk ABout AliEn liFE.


UC: thEy will BE thrillED with this disCovEry.


@electroShogun


UC: no, its just A FEAturE oF sBurB.


@Nawmoo

 

[Rhodus Prime]

>> Pester QG

-- britishPetroleum [bP] began pestering quantumGentleman [QG] --

​

BP: So


BP: I guess I'm supposed to be your server


BP: My copies should have come by now


BP: I'll go check


@Kurai Okami




BP: Probably


BP: Still don't have the game


BP: Going to go check now


@Nawmoo


>> Exit Penthouse


You exit your enormous penthouse apartment and enter the hallway. Before you stand a set of stairs and the elevator


>> Take the stairs


No way. That would take way too long


>> Fine just take the elevator


You enter the elevator and push the button for the lobby

 

[electroShogun]

AT: So humans don't have black hairrrr, grrrray skin, orrrr horrrrns?


AT: This is bizarrrre...





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: i'm irish, so i hAvE orAngE hAir.


UC: humAns cAn Also hAvE BlACk, Brown, BlonDE, or Any Color inBEtwEEn thosE For hAir.


UC: our skin rAngEs From A liGht pEACh to A DEEp Brown.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: That's so strrrrange...


AT: Trrrrolls always have grrrray skin and black hairrrr.


AT: We also have orrrrange horrrrns.


AT: Herrrre, let me show you.





alphaTracker [AT] sent file Fenrrrras.png

Spoiler

@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UT: yoooo thAts FuCkin Cool.


UT: humAns look DivErsE, But trolls look BASDAss!


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Anyway, shouldn't we get starrrrted with the game?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[MoltenLightning]

Vixnen: Listen


Taking Fenras's command, you open it and send them a request. You do hope your doing this correctly...


SF: I DID IT. NOW IT SAYS I NEED YOUR PERMISSION...


SF: /-/U|-|.

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Give permission


You accept the request that Vix sent you.


@MoltenLightning

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: yEAh.


UC: you CAn sEt Down somE oBjECts in my room.


UC: thE CruxtruDEr, thE totEm lAthE, thE punCh DEsiGnix, And thE AlChEmitEr.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Do what he says


You open the Phernalia Registry and place down the machines in his room. There's now barely enough space to walk around.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Kurai Okami]

Drew taps his fingers on his desk waiting for BP to connect.


QG: Alright


QG: I probably have enough time to make myself some tea.


QG: I'll be back in a tick.





You get out of your chair and traverse to the kitchen; However, a loud sound echos from your pops office... strange. You continue to the kitchen and proceed to put the kettle on. The noise resounds again making you curious as hell, what does your pop even have in there?


Drew: Inspect


You stop on the landing with the door to pops office to which the noises originated. As you reach for the handle another noise echoes through the empty halls, it almost sounds like a bird frantically flapping to escape from the grasp of the predator. As you grip the handle you soon find the door is locked!


Drew: zap the door with your laser!!!


No! then pop will know you trespassed, the best way to handle this is to pick the lock. A moment later you pop the door open and a majestic snowy white barn owl flys out.





Autumn?!


BLOODY HELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!


Figures pops kept you in his office.


What a twat!!!





You pick up your long lost friend and proceed to your room, completely forgetting about the kettle





@Rhodus