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Fandom Gamestuck 2 (A Homestuck AU RP)

UC: sGruB huh?


UC: sounDs Cool!


UC: my Copy shoulD BE ArrivinG soon.


@electroShogun


Ulrich : Speaking of which


As you sit at your desk, a box smashes through the window of the guest room. You look out the window and see a man in a post office outfit with a bottle of booze in one hand.


"Delivery fo' Ulrich Melodia! *hic*"


"Aye! Thanks man! Now go take a rest ya drunk bastard!"


"Aye! I will be on dat soon enough!"


The man stumbles away and you cough into your hand. Speaking in the local accent is weird.


Ulrich : Open Package


You open the package and find two discs of Sburb inside. Sweet!
 
QG: Hmmm...


QG: Well that's...


QG: Odd, I suppose.


QG: I guess it could be pleasant to delve into it without much insight.


QG: Probably some interesting business ploy to attract more attention through mystery.


QG: We can all see how that worked if so.


QG: ...


QG: Oh?


QG: There's two discs in here.


QG: I was not expecting that to be honest.


QG: Surely one disc would've sufficed?


QG: I won't question, these game makers were probably daft to an un-measurable level.





@Rhodus
 
Fenras: Be confused


America? Ireland? You've never heard of these places before. You may not be the smartest, but you're pretty sure you'd have heard of those parts of Alternia... And what the heck is a "family"?


AT: Wherrrre exactly is Irrrreland?





@Midnight Phantom
 
==> Drey: Check on progress.


Oh hey, looks like the SBURB CLIENT has finished installing. Sweet!...Now what do you do? The SBURB BETA didn't come with any instructions and you're not really sure what to do.


==>


Hoping that the SBURB SERVER would enlighten you, you start installing it onto your RETRO DESKTOP. Once again, you play the waiting game...


==> Drey: lay on the ground in sheer boredom.


Ugh, this is TOO BRUTAL! You finally just got the game and you don't even know how to play it...This is just bogus...
 
UC: It's thE islAnD nExt to EnGlAnD.


UC: I thouGht EvEryonE knEw thAt.


UC: AnywAys, sBurB hAs ArrivEd.


UC: lEts sEE how shit my Dl spEEd is in irElAnd.


Ulrich : Start Installation


Wow. I didn't know it was even possibly to have this slow a fucking internet speed. This is an achievement.


UC: thiiiiiis is gonnA tAkE A whilE.


@electroShogun
 
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BP: Two discs?


BP: That is quite interesting


BP: Perhaps two versions of the game?


BP: I can't be sure until I receive my own copy


@Kurai Okami
 
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AT: Oh, I should prrrrobably install the game too.





Fenras: Install the client


You insert the Client grub into your Husktop. The game begins installing... very slowly.


AT: You werrrren't kidding.


AT: This could take hourrrrs!





@Midnight Phantom
 
==> Drey: Snap out of it!


You can't let this dilemma wreak your hype. You can still have fun without the game...or at the very least wait until one of your brainy friends figure that out...Yeah, possibly that last one. Aw well, you can wait till then.


==> Drey: Play the belly drum.


You begin to pat your belly in a rhythmic fashion, making a beat out of it. The emptiness of your stomach made for a perfect drum.
 
UC: wEll in thE mEAntimE, I'm GonnA mEss ArounD with my hArp.


@electroShogun


Ulrich : Experiment


You pull your Harp off your bed and begin plucking random strings, finding which match up nicely, and slowly forming a melody. Wow. This is a good use of your time. You could be doing literally anything productive, but you chose to do this?
 
Fenras: Carve


You take out a bone dagger, grab a chunk of wood, and begin whittling. You're not sure what you're going to make, but you're more concerned with wasting time than making anything specific right now.
 
==> Drey: Abscond!


What, why? Nothing seems to be going on, what's the urgency? You are completely safe withing the confines of your own roo-


*Door slams open with silhouetted figure standing right outside*


Aw shit, it's him!


==> Silhouetted Figure: Reveal yourself!

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Ugh, it's you boss. Guess he's still peeved from before, probably wasn't the best idea to throw your shirt in his face.


==> Drey: Abscond, abscond, abscond!


You quickly absco-


*Drey's Boss buries Drey in a pile of paperwork, proceeding with throwing a clean shirt atop of it.*


Oh...nevermind...


*Drey's Boss leaves the room, closing the door shut.*

 

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Ulrich :






You decide to quit experimenting and play something that doesnt sound like complete garbage. Thank fuck, my ears were starting to hurt.
 
QG: I suppose I could install both whilst I'm waiting for everyone.





You begin to install the client when a loud thump resounded from your pops office followed by the loud slamming of the front door.





Bloody hell, what's got his knickers in a twist.





You say, not concerned in the slightest, where ever pops was headed it was better than being here.





@Rhodus


 
Fenras: Finish carving


You finish up a crude carving of a wolf. Not just any wolf, though. This is a carving of Rheasilvia, your former Lusus and lifelong hunting goal. You set the carving on a beat-up stone pedestal.


Fenras: Demonstrate


You slide on your claws. Carved from trunkbeast tusks and sharp enough to slice stone, these claws are one of your finest works.


"Well, well, Rrrrhea. We meet again."





You begin circling the pedestal.


"Do you know what I'm gonna do once I catch you?"





You step up to the statue and look it in the eye.


"Firrrrst... I'll take off yourrrr legs, so you can't escape me again."





You lash out and chop the statue's legs off.


"Next... yourrrr eyes, so you can't starrrre me down."





You slice large gashes through the carving's eyes.


"And then, I'll tearrrr you to bloody bits, slowly, so slowly, that you'll be begging forrrr death by the end."





You slash furiously at the statue, slicing it to splinters. You pull a couple fragments of wood from your face, small patches of olive green staining them. That was gratifying.


Fenras: Check the game


Ugh, the game's only halfway installed! Now what are you gonna do to pass the time?
 
Ulrich : Check Installation


Only half of the first disc is installed? Geez, this is taking way longer than it did last time. If only there was some way to speed it up...


Of course!


Ulrich : Overclock


You move all the computer's power into installing the game, and draw extra energy from the household to speed up the process further.


50%


65%


95%


100%


DONE!


In just a few seconds, the disc is finished installing, and is ejected from your computer.


The red hot disc flies out of the computer and lands on the carpet, causing a small fire to start.


Ulrich : Save the House


You pick up the disc, burning your hands, stop out the fire, and throw the disc out the window. It crashes through a passing car's window, setting the whole vehicle ablaze. The driver goes off the road through a field of conveniently tall dry grass, and the whole field catches fire.


Ulrich : Turn Off Overclock


This may have been a poor decision. Looks like Disc 2 will install the old fashioned way.
 
==> Drey: Get up.


Well that's a lot of paperwork. You crawl your way out of the mess, getting a few paper cuts during the trip out of it. It freakin' hurt, every time you received one.


==> Drey: Put on the shirt.


Oh, looks like Boss left you a clean shirt for you to wear. Well that was very kind of him...Still, you're kind of pissed that he crushed you under the damn PILE OF PAPERWORK.


You put on the clean shirt, feeling as though it was the right think to do for some reason.


==> Drey: Examine paperwork.


Ugh, guess Boss wants you to fill out documents on why you wanted to go outside. He also added in documents giving clariancy for you to take off your shirt, both which need to be filled out in triplicate!...Yeah, you're not going to do any of that. However, you don't know what to do with all this paper.


==>


You decide to CAPTCHALOGUE the PILE OF PAPERWORK into your SYLLADEX. Out of sight, out of mind.
 
Vixnen: Flail


Realizing you might actually have to do something, you proceed to fall out of your chair and flail on the ground. You could NOT do it. Too much pressure, and-


Vixnen: Be cut off


Suddenly, your thoughts are disturbed by a quaking sound. It seemed Keep was awake. Oh no. Seeing a shadowy head with three shifting ears, you knew it was true. The reflective eyes caused you to freeze. It had a box in its mouth, staring you down. She knows!


"Hi, Keep! That box there is mine, but-"


A screech met your ears in response, signalling her disapproval. She must not like how irresponsible you were..?


"I'll let you have the box after I install it, I promise! Can i just have it for a-?"


Keep screamed once again, but then sighed. She spat the box at you, nailing you in the face. Ouch. Then, she disappeared. You quickly mount your chair again, messaging AT.


SF: I GOT IT BACK BECAUSE MY LUSUS DECIDED TO BE MERCIFUL! T|-|ANK GOODNESS.


SF: SO, I JUST INSTALL IT, CORRECT?


SF: T/-/E CLIENT?
 
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