Fandom Gamestuck 2 (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey: Play game?


Well, you're technically already playing it...right? You were kind of expecting to be playing some kind of MMO on your computer right now, but you're not.


Even more odd, UC said he could "see" you...It makes you wonder...what kind of game this actually is...Ech, you start getting the ebbie-gebbies.

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: thAnks.


UC: uhh...


UC: thE CruXtruDEr is sEAlED shut.


UC: looks likE i nEED to BrEAk it opEn.


@electroShogun


Ulrich : Do That


You grab a little stone Leprechaun from the shelf and smash it into the Cruxtruder's seal, breaking it open. It also shattered the statue, which just stabbed your arm. Good job dipshit.


Ulrich : Observe


A small white orb pops out of the Cruxtruder, and a Countdown starts at 20 minutes.

 

[electroShogun]

AT: That doesn't look good.


AT: The instrrrruction manual doesn't say what we have to do herrrre!


AT: Uhhh... Trrrry turrrrning that valve on the Crrrruxtrrrruderrrr.





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Turn Valve


You turn the valve and a small dowel pops out.


Ulrich : Prototype Sprite


Right. That.


You throw the Rubix Cube into the orb, and it begins to float and has a face. Cool.


Ulrich : Use Card


You shove the pre-punched card and dowel into the Totem Lathe, and get a totem.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Okay, uhh...


AT: I have no idea what that's forrrr.


AT: Well, we have eighteen minutes to figurrrre it out.





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: yEAh.


UC: i think it GoEs in thE AlChEmitEr.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Trrrry it.





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Try It


You stick the Totem in the Alchemiter, and ti vanishes. Soon after, a glass mug full of beer pops out.


Hah. This game is so fucking racist.


Ulrich : Take a Swig


You take a drink from the glass, and a bright light fills the room.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Watch


You watch the screen as the area surrounding Ulrich's hive disappears. His hive is now on a floating island, with seemingly nothing beneath it.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Look Outside


You look outside your room to realize a few things. First off, where the fuck are you? You see a small amount of navy blue land on the ground, and beside it, nothing. Off in the distance, you see another few small landmasses of navy blue. Upon further inspection, this land is essentially a bunch of rocks orbiting...


A black hole. A small black hole resides in the middle of this sphere of disconnected rocks.


Welcome to the Land of Vortexes and Verses.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Question


AT: Arrrre you all rrrright?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: i guEss.


UC: i'm now on A roCk orBitinG A BlACk holE.


UC: in spACE.


UC: whAt the fuCk.


@electorSHogun

 

[Nawmoo]

==>


Well you're down-right confused on what's going on, but thinking too deep into it hurts your brain. It already is under a lot of strain and you should try pushing it further.


==> Drey: Grab a can of Pepsi to calm your nerves.


Yeah, you could really go for a carbonated beverage right now. The bubbly fluid will ease your stressed out state, while fueling you with rad amounts of energy!


You recall having a few MINI CANS OF PEPSI stached away in your RETRO CHEST. You head on over to your chest and snag one of those bad boys.


==> Drey: Chug, chug, chug!

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Crap, you chugged it too fast! You start coughing some Pepsi from your mouth, gasping for air. Ugh, why did you do that? You could of just drank in normally, there was no one telling you to chug it like a maniac!

 

[electroShogun]

AT: I guess you'rrrre in the game now





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: i DiDn't ExpECt it to BE this immErsivE.


UC: i shoulD wArn my FriEnD.


@electroShogun


UC: okAy, so i just stArtED plAyinG thE GAmE.


UC: i Am no longEr on EArth BECAusE of thAt.


@Nawmoo

 

[Kurai Okami]

Drew: check on BP


QG: Ey, you got the game yet.


QG: Cause I certainly found something...


QG: Interesting, to say the least.





@Rhodus

 

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey: Get back to your computer.


*Drey coughs for a few moments.*


Ugh, that sucked...Oh hey, you got a message.


==> Drey: Answer UC


AA: That's *cough* pretty whack, dude.


AA: So how are the graphics?


AA: Pretty good I guess?


AA: You making it sound like it's all that and a bag of chips.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: i DiDn't sAy "out oF this worlD"


UC: my housE is in FuCkinG spACE.


UC: so just A FAir wArninG thAt it mAy hAppEn to you too.


@Nawmoo

 

[Nawmoo]

AA: Hey man, cool down.


AA: No need to be throwing around F-bombs in friendly turf.


AA: I didn't say, "out of this world", either.


AA: Not you or I have uttered it.


AA: ...


AA: Well, I guess we kind of did, by typing it out.


AA: But you get what I'm saying.


AA: Anyways, I'm guessing it's a pretty rad game?


AA: I'm not sure what to do, no window has popped up with any title screen so I'm kind of just chilling here.


AA: Kind of expected the start button to pop up at any moment.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: oh.


UC: lEt mE sEt Down somE mAChinEs For you.


UC: usE thE instruCtion mAnuAl For instruCtions.


Ulrich : Set Down Devices


You set down the Alchemiter, Totem Lathe, and Cruxtruder in Drey's Room.


@Nawmoo

 

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey: Examine room.


Out of thin air, random devices were starting to pop up in your room...huh, that's not normal...wait...


WHAT, STUFF IS JUST MAGICALLY APPEARING IN YOUR ROOM? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?


AA: Waoh!


AA: Dude, you seeing this!


AA: Stuff is just coming out of nowhere!


AA: What's going on?


AA: This is like random as all hell!


AA: What's happening?


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: yEAh, i DiD thAt.


@Nawmoo

 

[Nawmoo]

AA: Well okay, that makes perfect sense.


AA: ...


AA: Oh wait, IT DOESN'T!


AA: How are you able to just drop junk in my crib?


AA: You using some sort of black music magic or something?


AA: Cause if you are, STOP IT!


AA: I don't need no mad mojo be floating around in my room!


AA: Already got enough to deal with, don't need this to deal with too.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: this GAmE hAs somE CrAzy Ass powErs.


UC: my housE is in spAcE now.


@Nawmoo

 

[Nawmoo]

AA: So you're literally in space as we speak?


AA: Pretty dank, dude, but how are you breathing in space.


AA: Ain't no air to spare out there.


AA: Got some kind of spacesuit on?


@Midnight Phantom