Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

. . I think I'll just switch off to Ser Jorah, the eternally depressed.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

*gets back up* and thus ends my assessment. See, never seeing how these things go down before, it was fun to try to even the odds. You really are a worthy adversary. My act is complete.
Huntery, I hope you don't take it personally. It was all a ruse. You said you liked enjoyment, that's why I was your jester. A betrayal, followed by the clashing of armies!


I... do hope that was enjoyable, was it not?

No. No it wasn't.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]No. No it wasn't.

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Yes it was, my queen. A large act. Initially I was going to "poison" your drinks (not with real poison, mind you) but TAC wanted me to go all of a sudden, and I had to maintain my cover. I assure you, it was an act.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

LOL TOO LATER FUCKER
What do you want first? Fire ants up your ass , a centipede in your ear, or needles in the eye JUST enough to not kill you?


 
Centy. YE shall be my servant, k? K.

I fucking cringed so hard when you mentioned all those bugs in his body. Thank the gods I am on your good side, Mock.


 

@Darkangel666[/URL]

They're so ADORABLE.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

The Hound is the cutest dawg.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]...Oh, if only she knew.

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I do now.


 

Yes it was, my queen. A large act. Initially I was going to "poison" your drinks (not with real poison, mind you) but TAC wanted me to go all of a sudden, and I had to maintain my cover. I assure you, it was an act.

The smell of bullshit is pulsing off you in waves and is making my bullshit meter go apeshit.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I fucking cringed so hard when you mentioned all those bugs in his body. Thank the gods I am on your good side, Mock.
 



They're so ADORABLE.

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Adorable now, badass later.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]
The smell of bullshit is pulsing off you in waves and is making my bullshit meter go apeshit.

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Why would I pull bullshit? There's no REAL repercussions, should I betray you. I have no reason to state I side with you other than to retain your respect, something I would have willingly given up had I TRULY betrayed you, victory or not.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Adorable now, badass later.

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I want it. I want it so, so bad.

 

[Daimao]

Why would I pull bullshit? There's no REAL repercussions, should I betray you. I have no reason to state I side with you other than to retain your respect, something I would have willingly given up had I TRULY betrayed you, victory or not.

Why would I pull bullshit? There's no REAL repercussions, should I betray you. I have no reason to state I side with you other than to retain your respect, something I would have willingly given up had I TRULY betrayed you, victory or not.

Oh, but there are real repercussions. Little do you know that every character ever RPed is a real person, in a real world, with real problems, fighting real things and making a real Delaware really pissed off. You really should start running down the real road before you get really skullfucked real fast.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Why would I pull bullshit? There's no REAL repercussions, should I betray you. I have no reason to state I side with you other than to retain your respect, something I would have willingly given up had I TRULY betrayed you, victory or not.

Eh, you still considered betraying my kingdom at some point, even if it was faked. So I still do not trust you in my kingdom. *sits smuggly on throne*

 

[MockingXbird]

*comes over with blades* OH ASSAILANT

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Yep, I'm just gonna go leave the Kingdom. .

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Eh, you still considered betraying my kingdom at some point, even if it was faked. So I still do not trust you in my kingdom. *sits smuggly on throne*

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But... I never really DID consider betraying your highness. I would never truly desert you.

 

[Daimao]

Y'know, originally, I was gonna make Delaware's reaction to Ohio's death "Ohio is dead? Bummer." But then I decided to give him feelings....


ew. feelings.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*comes over with blades* OH ASSAILANT

*Looks over shoulder, petting Lightbringer*


Oh sister, you're not planning to kill him are you?


 
By the way, Lightbringer is the name of my Dire Wolf. Why? This:


Headphone warning. This was really fucking loud for me, just be careful.

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[MockingXbird]

*leans against Nighfall* Just a bit of torture is all (we so need this rp)


 
Lol. Ohio's death be brining fun feels.


I'll reply tomorrow btw X3

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*leans against Nighfall* Just a bit of torture is all (we so need this rp)
 
Lol. Ohio's death be brining fun feels.


I'll reply tomorrow btw X3

*Turns head back* Mmmkay, carry on. *Continues to stroke Light*


(Father said he would make the role play, he'll make it.)

 

[Daimao]

Honestly, I don't even remember which one Ohio is...

 

[MockingXbird]

Pft

 

[Daimao]

Seriously. I dont ( O.o )

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Do you know how hard it was to write the beginning of Oak's post? It was hard to keep Oak upbeat and happy when I knew where he'd be in about 5 seconds.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

But... I never really DID consider betraying your highness. I would never truly desert you.

*shrugs* I don't believe you. Now, be gone, and run from my daughter while you still can.


 

*leans against Nighfall* Just a bit of torture is all (we so need this rp)
 
Lol. Ohio's death be brining fun feels.


I'll reply tomorrow btw X3

The rp would be so informal. I bet we would seriously rp like we do in this chat.


I wouldn't mind that, to be honest.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Do you know how hard it was to write the beginning of Oak's post? It was hard to keep Oak upbeat and happy when I knew where he'd be in about 5 seconds.

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My problem I always have in heated scenes I feeling like I am making things way too dramatic. It makes me a bit uncomfortable. But emotional scenes (either with physical or emotional pain) are always fun to have in an rp. Spices things up.

 

[MockingXbird]

Ditto owo We would have our own comical twists but I can see it as serious as this one

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]*shrugs* I don't believe you. Now, be gone, and run from my daughter while you still can.

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You DO realize that by exiling me, you just put me in a position to not only WANT to ally with TAC, but basically FORCE me to.