Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Shadowborn Omen]

None of you are safe. You never know which one of you I'll throw in the way of a speeding nuke, nor when. Except for Mock. Because we're married.

Dai, I'm not going to throw any reasons up for why you shouldn't nuke me, I just want to know why I'm still on the list of nuke able targets? I'm your fiancés brother. And we're chill.

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Dai, I'm not going to throw any reasons up for why you shouldn't nuke me, I just want to know why I'm still on the list of nuke able targets? I'm your fiancés brother. And we're chill.

[/QUOTE]
You never know who'll be close at hand when Huntrey tries to nuke me for fucking his daughter. *shifty eyes*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You never know who'll be close at hand when Huntrey tries to nuke me for fucking his daughter. *shifty eyes*

Okay, Dai. I understand.


I just want you to know if I slaughtered everyone in my kingdom except 5 people, you'd be one of those 5.

 

[MockingXbird]

*drinking Dr. Pepper* I don't think Father would mind....as much....nah. he'll be upset. But there will be little Russian Mocks around! It will be amazing!


*leans back* I want twins though. Twins are cool.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*drinking Dr. Pepper* I don't think Father would mind....as much....nah. he'll be upset. But there will be little Russian Mocks around! It will be amazing!
*leans back* I want twins though. Twins are cool.

*Eyes shift up from table at the mention of "Russian Mocks"*


*Shudders*


*Looks back down*

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Okay, Dai. I understand.
I just want you to know if I slaughtered everyone in my kingdom except 5 people, you'd be one of those 5.

[/QUOTE]
Good to know, comrade.


And if you are the closest, but someone else is right next to you, I'll throw them instead.

 

[Wintermute]

You cocksucker motherfuckers...


Today, I wake up not only to a clusterfuck, but to a fuckfest as well...


 

@Darkangel666[/URL]

DD THANKS BIG BROTHER


I SHALL NAME HIM...


Shadow!

 

[Daimao]

Sounds like a fun time.

 

[MockingXbird]

MOOTTHHAAAAAA

 

[Daimao]

Think she's sleeping

 

[MockingXbird]

NO. I NEED HER. FUCK. SHIT. GOD DAMN I'M SO CLOSE TO FINISHIJG MY POST


 
HEY GUYS I REPLIED

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Eh, you still considered betraying my kingdom at some point, even if it was faked. So I still do not trust you in my kingdom. *sits smuggly on throne*

[/QUOTE]
*Plops down next to queen, morning still evident in my eyes* FUCKING SHIT IM TIRED. Goodmorning.

*leans against Nighfall* Just a bit of torture is all (we so need this rp)
 
Lol. Ohio's death be brining fun feels.


I'll reply tomorrow btw X3

I'm making it as we speak.

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]*shrugs* I don't believe you. Now, be gone, and run from my daughter while you still can.
 



The rp would be so informal. I bet we would seriously rp like we do in this chat.


I wouldn't mind that, to be honest.


 



My problem I always have in heated scenes I feeling like I am making things way too dramatic. It makes me a bit uncomfortable. But emotional scenes (either with physical or emotional pain) are always fun to have in an rp. Spices things up.

[/QUOTE]
I love making my scenes dramatic, the more drama the better.

You never know who'll be close at hand when Huntrey tries to nuke me for fucking his daughter. *shifty eyes*

*Enters launch codes* You did what to my little angel?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Here here. Fuck the mornings.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Mockingbird Don't know why but reading Ohio's real name again made me feel worse. >_>

 

[MockingXbird]

Lol X3

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I love the GoT pics, everywhere.

 

[Assailant]

I love the GoT pics, everywhere.

I don't watch GoT actually. I have no clue what you guys are talking about.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I don't watch GoT actually. I have no clue what you guys are talking about.

You need to, it's the best thing since sliced heads.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I don't watch GoT actually. I have no clue what you guys are talking about.

You won't regret watching it.


...Scratch that, with every episode you watch you will slowly regret ever listening to anything TACs said.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

How does it feel the Boltons have the North?

 

[MockingXbird]

I AM AAWWAAKKKEEE


Dog, get my breakfast if you'd please =w=

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Can't, I am currently looking for a boat to take me to Essos.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

How does it feel the Boltons have the North?

How does it feel you couldn't get a female to kill you when you were dying?


This just proves you have no power.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]How does it feel you couldn't get a female to kill you when you were dying?
This just proves you have no power.

[/QUOTE]
That just proves Arya's a true killer at heart, nothing more.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

That just proves Arya's a true killer at heart, nothing more.

Mock is, you're right. You couldn't get a psycho to kill you. You are weak, so weak you have to leave the Kingdom