Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="Prizzy Kriyze]Fuck off mock. I abandoned your army.
And hunt, I'm still swedish.

[/QUOTE]
Viking or not, it's still half past I don't a Fuck hour. So, join us or die.

 

[Prizzy Kriyze]

Hell no, I'm standing here on the border.

 

[MockingXbird]

Prriiizzzyyyy i'll make you a part of the royal guard

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Prriiizzzyyyy i'll make you a part of the royal guard

Your personal royal guard. Not mine.

 

[MockingXbird]

My personal royal guard

 

[Assailant]

I used to be part of the royal guard...


SOME people can't take a joke.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I used to be part of the royal guard...
SOME people can't take a joke.

A royal family can't take risks.

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]A royal family can't take risks.

[/QUOTE]
Agreed. Once labeled a traitor you will almost always be known as a traitor

 

[Assailant]

*sigh* I understand sir.


But do you really have to stuff my dick in a box of bullet ants?

 

[MockingXbird]

..yes

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*sigh* I understand sir.
But do you really have to stuff my dick in a box of bullet ants?

That's not my choice. That's my sister's.

 

[Assailant]

*sigh* Fine. To show my loyalty to princess Mock and the kingdom of Hunt, I shall take the punishment.


*proceeds to do it*


Oh... they aren't aggro'd.


*secretly smug*

 

[MockingXbird]

Now I must proceed to skin your legs, tear off all your nails, break every finger and toe, then salt your wounds

 

[Assailant]

iT IS MINE!
My patience has paid off!

I just searched through this whole thread to find the legend...


The one time TAC won.


 

Now I must proceed to skin your legs, tear off all your nails, break every finger and toe, then salt your wounds

But... my princess! I thought that was my punishment?!


 
Wait...

I just searched through this whole thread to find the legend...
The one time TAC won.

Did Dai originally work for TAC?

 

[MockingXbird]

Nope. Your punishment hades been extended for not suffering enough. After this you shall be my servant

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I just searched through this whole thread to find the legend...
The one time TAC won.


 



But... my princess! I thought that was my punishment?!


 
Wait...


Did Dai originally work for TAC?

No, the numbers change for some reason. Go to 4k, I took that one but it doesn't say my post was 4k

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]*But I've gotten like the past three, I have a thing going*
 
*Wait what the hell I got post 4000 but it says it's post 4002 now. What happened?*

[/QUOTE]
Strange...


 
Wait a minute


*Notices that was last friday*


HOW FUCKING FAST DO YOU GUYS WORK!!!!

 

[MockingXbird]

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]700th page, taken.

[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]7000th post for lord Huntrey!

[/QUOTE]
I love that this happens on the same page

 

[MockingXbird]

Ah, I'm pretty satisfied with last night's post =w=

 

[Assailant]

I love that this happens on the same page

AND BY THE SAME PERSON!!!!


 
@Shadowborn Omen You DESERVE that kingdom!!!!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Ah, I'm pretty satisfied with last night's post =w=

I'm not

 

[MockingXbird]

 
..nnnnnnnnooooOOooooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT TO SAVE MY GAME NOW I HAVE TO FACE RINZLER AGAIN. IT TOOK MY 15 TIMES TRYING TO KILL HIM YESTURDAY QAQ AHDJSNKSNE *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

 
..nnnnnnnnooooOOooooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT TO SAVE MY GAME NOW I HAVE TO FACE RINZLER AGAIN. IT TOOK MY 15 TIMES TRYING TO KILL HIM YESTURDAY QAQ AHDJSNKSNE *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS*

*cough**cough*


KARMA

 

[Daimao]

._.