Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Hibiscus]

Shadow and Mock, I leave the 'Jester' in your hands.


*waves one hand in an uninterested circle*


Do what you desire with him.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Normally, I'd do the whole "chop off his hands, hang him by his feet and slowly lower him into the pit with my dire wolf" type of deal, but I have a special punishment for you, @Assailant. You belong to my younger sister, @Mockingbird.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Alright.


I give up.

 

[MockingXbird]

CAN I KEEP CENTY TOO?

 

[Hibiscus]

Goodnight guys, I plan to make a bigger post tomorrow with more plot and hopefully the Kingdoms RP. I dropped another RP so I could make more time for Kingdom and Omega.

Alright.
I give up.

TAC, we love you. Remember that... SMA.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Alright.
I give up.

Changed his mood to heartbroken.

 

[Assailant]

@Assailant[/URL]. You belong to my younger sister, @Mockingbird.

*cowers* I... thought you were a man of mercy...


I beg of thee, send mine soul to hell! Chop of mine hands and hang me by mine feet, and let thine Dire Wolves eat mine flesh... please, show compassion.

 

[MockingXbird]

*cowers* I... thought you were a man of mercy...
I beg of thee, send mine soul to hell! Chop of mine hands and hang me by mine feet, and let thine Dire Wolves eat mine flesh... please, show compassion.

LOL TOO LATER FUCKER


What do you want first? Fire ants up your ass , a centipede in your ear, or needles in the eye JUST enough to not kill you?


 
Centy. YE shall be my servant, k? K.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*cowers* I... thought you were a man of mercy...
I beg of thee, send mine soul to hell! Chop of mine hands and hang me by mine feet, and let thine Dire Wolves eat mine flesh... please, show compassion.

You dare beg for mercy after slandering my name and attempting to disgrace my father?

Your punishment has been decided.

 

[Assailant]

I-I'd prefer you show great compassion to these man!


I... I was your armrest!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'm just going to leave the realm. . Live in exile. Maybe join the Second Sons.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'm just going to leave the realm. . Live in exile. Maybe join the Second Sons.

Oh, but thine enemy, are you not going to stay for another 1000th posts and be defeated again?


 
Oh dear sister. Please don't kill him. I have plans for him when you're finished.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Oh, but thine enemy, are you not going to stay for another 1000th posts and be defeated again?

[/QUOTE]
I've done enough of that. I'll just be on my own way, now.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I've done enough of that. I'll just be on my own way, now.

THE HOUND PICTURE MADE ME LOSE IT XDDDDDD

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]THE HOUND PICTURE MADE ME LOSE IT XDDDDDD

[/QUOTE]
A King cannot be without a queen. Plan to marry, soon?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

A King cannot be without a queen. Plan to marry, soon?

I ain't marrying shit, especially not anywhere people can ambush the shit outta me.

 

[MockingXbird]

I KNOW. DICK IN A BOX OF BULLET ANTS

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I ain't marrying shit, especially not anywhere people can ambush the shit outta me.

[/QUOTE]
As long as Mock is around, you'll have a Red Weddin'.

 

[MockingXbird]

Dany....or Arya...


 

As long as Mock is around, you'll have a Red Weddin'.

....Probaly....

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Dany....or Arya...
 



....Probaly....

You're more of an Arya. Trust me. Plus, it fits. You're my sister.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

If she's Arya. . Huh. .

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

As long as Mock is around, you'll have a Red Weddin'.

Psh. I already told Dai I wasn't attending him and Mock's funeral. Why? Because if a Red Wedding happens, I can't be there. I have a Kingdom to rule in the future.


 

If she's Arya. . Huh. .

Don't even think about it.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Psh. I already told Dai I wasn't attending him and Mock's funeral. Why? Because if a Red Wedding happens, I can't be there. I have a Kingdom to rule in the future.
 



Don't even think about it.

[/QUOTE]
What the fucks a Lommy?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

What the fucks a Lommy?

What are you on about?

 

[Assailant]

So... dick in a box of bull ants?