Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

I loveee it when Church quotes messages from pages ago. Gives me a small smile at seeing her try to catch up.

 

[MockingXbird]

XDXDXD Giant pleasure devices. .....

 

[Daimao]

Shhh. I will take the credit.

No. You can't have it.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . .Goddd you're a dick. Page 5?! PAGE 5?! REALLLLLLLYY?

 

[Daimao]

Da

 

[TheAncientCelt]

We need to quickly respond, so Church has a harder time catching up!

 

[Daimao]

Dick move bruh. Dick move...


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...LETS DO IT!


 
She's on 322


 
SHE'S CATCHING UP!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Sure, that sounds like a good idea. Get it going pleaase. . . Not sure how Church/Huntrey'll take it, though.
I don't need invites! It should be expected that I am arriving!

It doesn't sound bad to me. I'll bite.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I saw! More more mooore! MOCK! IF YOU'RE HERE, REMEMBER WHAT WE DID AROUND PAGE 100?!


A IS FOR APOLOGETIC HORSES!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I didn't know you could give yourself a paper cut with playing cards. I have 4 now. So that's nice.


@Daimao Page 5? How did you get to page 5? Are you going back through every post made ever? See you in 2017.

 

[Daimao]

B IS FOR BUMBLING BUMBLE BEES!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

C IS FOR CRYING CROCODILES

 

[TheAncientCelt]

C IS FOR. . . COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWNS!


 
FUCKING HELL SIMMONS!


D IS FOR DICK HEADS, LIKE YOU!

 

[Daimao]

@Daimao[/URL] Page 5? How did you get to page 5? Are you going back through every post made ever? See you in 2017.

Nah, I started at page 1. But page 5 is where I found what I wanted.


 
E IS FOR EUPHORIC ELEPHANTS!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

F IS FOR FUCK YOU CTAC

 

[Daimao]

G IS FOR GIANT PLEASURE DEVICE!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

G IS FOR GREATLY UNDERESTIMATING MY CAPABILITIES AT CONQUERING CHATS!


 
H IS FOR HELL, WHERE I'LL SEND ALL OF YOU!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

H IS FOR HELL YEAH DAIMAO THAT WAS A GOOD ONE


 
I IS FOR IM GOING TO KILL YOU CTAC IF YOU TAKE ANY MORE OF MINE

 

[Daimao]

I IS FOR I!


 
J IS FOR JUMANJI!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

K IS FOR KILLING SIMMONS2.0 BRUTALLY!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

L IS FOR LETTING CTAC KNOW IF HE COMES CLOSE TO ME I'M GOING TO BRUTALLY MURDER HIM BUT NOT GOING INTO AS MUCH DETAIL AS I DID WITH DARK BECAUSE I KNOW THAT DARK WOULDN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY UNTIL I WENT INTO DETAIL BUT I KNOW CTAC KNOWS I'M SERIOUS

 

[Daimao]

M IS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

N IS FOR NEBRASKA WHO I SHIP WITH DELAWARE

 

[TheAncientCelt]

M IS FOR MY LAST NAME!. . AND FOR MURDERING SIMMONS TWO POINT OH BY FEEDING HIM TO SHARKS AND DARK!


 
O IS FOR O SHIT, I AM LATE TO THIS

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

O IS FOR OH JEEZ CTAC YOU'RE REALLY BEHIND, 2 LETTERS TO BE EXACT.


 
P IS FOR PEE-PEE, WHICH OAK GOT STUCK IN HIS ZIPPER