Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Daimao]

Oklahoma: Help Delaware, I'm caught in my own zipper again!


Delaware: Pull down, stuff it in, pull up.


Nebraska: Help Delaware, my bra is stuck!


Delaware: I'm on my way.


AGENT DELAWARE: FIXING PROBLEMS SINCE THE DAWN OF EVERYTHING

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Oklahoma: Help Delaware, I'm caught in my own zipper again!
Delaware: Pull down, stuff it in, pull up.


Nebraska: Help Delaware, my bra is stuck!


Delaware: I'm on my way.


AGENT DELAWARE: FIXING PROBLEMS SINCE THE DAWN OF EVERYTHING

I feel like there's something wrong when Delaware's the one fixing everything xD

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Oklahoma: Help Delaware, I'm caught in my own zipper again!
Delaware: Pull down, stuff it in, pull up.


Nebraska: Help Delaware, my bra is stuck!


Delaware: I'm on my way.


AGENT DELAWARE: FIXING PROBLEMS SINCE THE DAWN OF EVERYTHING

Daimao, leading the Delabraska Shipping Movement since 2015.

 

[Daimao]

I feel like there's something wrong when Delaware's the one fixing everything xD

It means shit is serious

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Daimao, leading the Delabraska Shipping Movement since 2015.

[/QUOTE]
Wellllll, Delaware DID jump out a building to say hi to her

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

It means shit is serious
Wellllll, Delaware DID jump out a building to say hi to her

It was a very "intimate" hi.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I now ship those two. With my whole heart.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I now ship those two. With my whole heart.

You didn't before? I thought it was implied that everyone should be part of the Delabraska Shipping Movement.

 

[Daimao]

Director: Delaware, we're at war with Earth!


Delaware: I'm on it.


*Earth blows up*


Director: Overkill much?


Delaware: No such thing.


AGENT DELAWARE: PUTS THE OVERKILL IN OVERKILL

 

[TheAncientCelt]

xD . . . God, we definitely should do the prequel RP now. I want more of these situations, in cannon.

 

[Daimao]

I'm just gonna come up with like a book full of these

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

AGENT DELAWARE: PUTS THE THE IN THE


AGENT DELAWARE: PUTS THE LAUGHTER IN CRYING BABIES (Hah, you thought I'd say manslaughter. Fool.)


AGENT DELAWARE: PUTS THE *IS MURDERED BY AGENT DELAWARE*

 

[Daimao]

Delaware: I don't always kill shit, but when I do, I kill shit dead. Keep killing, my friends.


*Drinks metric fuckton of vodka, blows up a planet, then eats a bagel.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Who all should I include in the PM? A list would suffice, and I don't need to know you're entire family. Thank you.

 

[Daimao]

Daimao

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Thank you, Daimao, I will include Daimao in the PM.

 

[Daimao]

Delaware: Now I don't know who's bringing lunch tomorrow, so everyone cover yourself in oil, I'm gonna light this match, and whoever's the last person to burn wins.


Nebraska: Wins what?


Delaware: Being good at burning.


AGENT DELAWARE: DECLARES WHO IS GOOD AT BURNING

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Theancientcenturion


Daimao


Mockingbird


ShadowbornOmen


Darkangel666


1stlt Hchurch


Not sure on Huntrey, he may not be interested in the RP anymore or too busy to really participate.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'll add Huntrey to the PM and if he is unable to participate then he can leave the conversation. After all, the backstory role play doesn't really have to have much contact between specific characters. For example, Nebraska doesn't really know much about Alaska, so it wouldn't make sense for them to have known each other very well beforehand.


 
Guys, I just proved to myself I talk to you guys too much. I've typed all of your names so much that it's become a reflex. I know who I want to address, and my fingers move by themselves and type who I want. I just typed Daimao without thinking, stopped, then tried to spell Daimao in my head and had to check to make sure I was right. Yet even afterwards my hands could type Daimao perfectly fine.

 

[Daimao]

Delaware: You all suck and you're useless. Therefore I'm outsourcing some of your jobs to the Covenant. Everyone meet Wort.


Wort: I have no idea how I got roped into this. But I FUCKING love it!


Delaware: Don't worry Wort. You're a journalist. I'll give you plenty to write about.


Wort: Man, don't worry about it, I can't write.


Delaware: How can you not love this guy, huh?


Nebraska: Well, he's an alien for one.


Delaware: Shut up, I make good decisions.


AGENT DELAWARE: PUTS THE GOOD IN GOOD DECISIONS

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Sounds fine by me. I expect that we'll have some minor retcons or something done as either RP progresses.


xD ! We're consuming your life!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Delaware: You all suck and you're useless. Therefore I'm outsourcing some of your jobs to the Covenant. Everyone meet Wort.
Wort: I have no idea how I got roped into this. But I FUCKING love it!


Delaware: Don't worry Wort. You're a journalist. I'll give you plenty to write about.


Wort: Man, don't worry about it, I can't write.


Delaware: How can you not love this guy, huh?


Nebraska: Well, he's an alien for one.


Delaware: Shut up, I make good decisions.


AGENT DELAWARE: PUTS THE GOOD IN GOOD DECISIONS

Saying she sucks and is useless? That's not good for the Delabraska Shipping Movement.


 
I mean, who else is going to give Delaware a reason to jump out of a building?

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Saying she sucks and is useless? That's not good for the Delabraska Shipping Movement.
 
I mean, who else is going to give Delaware a reason to jump out of a building?

[/QUOTE]
He was talking about everyone else. Namely everyone not named Delaware or Nebraska. Don't worry. Nebraska is still the only person Delaware will jump out of buildings for.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

He was talking about everyone else. Namely everyone not named Delaware or Nebraska. Don't worry. Nebraska is still the only person Delaware will jump out of buildings for.

How sweet. Nebraska would be flattered. In the Nebraska way.

 

[Daimao]

Military Officer: *in a singsong tone* now, it's time to kill you...


Delaware: Wait a minute; I have a better idea: instead of killing me, why don't you kill yourself?


Military Officer: ...I am not following this.


Delaware: You see, if I dead, that bad, but if you dead, that GOOD. Now, think about it.


Military Officer: My God... HE'S RIGHT! I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THOSE NUMBERS!


AGENT DELAWARE: KILLING PEOPLE WITH HIS NUMBERS SINCE NUMBERS WERE NUMBERS

 

[TheAncientCelt]

xD . . .I feeel like that needs to be a meme now.