Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Daimao]

My god yes

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Yes?

 

[Daimao]

Yes


 
It is now in my signature

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

It's a glorious signature.

 

[Daimao]

Indeed it is. So magnificent. Almost brings a tear to my eye. If I was capable of crying.


 
Well these drugs are draining the energy from my body, so I'm gonna crash. If you hear of a hospital blowing up, its because my head hit the pillow too hard. Night all.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I have data again [emoji108]

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I have data again [emoji108]

[/QUOTE]
Yaaaaaay


 
Is everyone dead? Did I accidentally kill everyone? Damn it, I knew injecting poison into your veins was a bad idea. I should have used napalm.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'm very alive. Practicing my perfect shuffle.


Friend bet me $100 if I could master it by Wednesday. I've already got it almost.

 

[Daimao]

Coolio


 
I'm trying to think of another Delameme...


 
Delaware: Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. And then the guilt of killing the hooker. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, followed by another hooker....Eventually I run out of guilt to give. This happens at about the same time that I realize that I'm Agent Motherfucking Delaware.


AGENT DELAWARE: HE HAS NO GUILT TO GIVE

 

[MockingXbird]

.....WHY YOU NO NOTIFY ME RPNATION! ?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Just watched episode 1 of the new RvB season....HOLY SHIT O0O
I got to say.....Felix is a fuckface, but he's a badass fuckface. He's actually one of my favorite characters xD


DONT JUDGE. I like dark, playful, badass bad guys. They're fun owo

Do you not remember that both of my favorite characters are Church and Wash, who both also happen to be bitchy assholes (that are still extremely hilarious and lovable)? Don't feel bad, bro. Besides, I've always both absolutely loved and hated Felix from the beginning. So I feel ya.

 

[MockingXbird]

PFT, YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME DAIMAO? EVEN RUSSIA CANT KILL ME. HAH, I AM IMMORTAL

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Do you not remember that both of my favorite characters are Church and Wash, who both also happen to be bitchy assholes (that are still extremely hilarious and lovable)? Don't feel bad, bro. Besides, I've always both absolutely loved and hated Felix from the beginning. So I feel ya.

[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck, Church is alive!

 

[MockingXbird]

My favorites are Wash, church, felix, and caboose now xD

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Oklahoma: Help Delaware, I'm caught in my own zipper again!
Delaware: Pull down, stuff it in, pull up.


Nebraska: Help Delaware, my bra is stuck!


Delaware: I'm on my way.


AGENT DELAWARE: FIXING PROBLEMS SINCE THE DAWN OF EVERYTHING

I was just going back through the conversation done pages ago, and I realized something that j didn't the first time around: You said Oak said "I'm caught in my own zipper again!" And I just want you to know, I thought about using that EXACT same line in the role play, but instead I replaced it with him actually being observational and noticing the "giant floating pleasuring device."

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I was just thinking that, while this RP seems to be drawn to a halt for the moment. If we all enjoy the subject matter and chattin' and hanging out with each other, we could always do a prequel or something to the RP. At least until Huntrey gets back in the mood to RP, or has the free time to post. Whichever the reason may be for his absence.
I'unno, just thought it might be neat to have the Agents all together on the Mother of Invention before the Project goes down Hill. Sort of develop their past as agents a bit more, flesh 'em out as we wait for this RP to really get going once more.

Don't worry, guys. I'm cooking something up to continue to rp right now. Probably a pretty small post, but it will get the ball rolling again.

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I was just going back through the conversation done pages ago, and I realized something that j didn't the first time around: You said Oak said "I'm caught in my own zipper again!" And I just want you to know, I thought about using that EXACT same line in the role play, but instead I replaced it with him actually being observational and noticing the "giant floating pleasuring device."

[/QUOTE]
I knew it was something Oak would say.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I'd bite.
 
So, I looked up some Evolve pictures and I found a few that I imagine some of us would be like.

Spoiler

Minigun- Daimao


Other guy- CTAC

Guy insanely standing in front of a charging Goliath- Mock


Guy about to save life with harpoon- Me

Man who knows he just fucked up- CTAC

Medic in front- Church


Guy on far left- Me


Guy with rocket launcher- Daimao


Guy in back (Unbeknownst to you, he's the leader of all Evolve hunters)- Huntrey

Well, there was supposed to be 2 really funny jokes in there, but it was lost somewhere in there. I put to much work into that to not post it, so I hope you enjoyed my really bad joke.


I find it funny that you pinned me as the medic, because I am actually planning to study to be a nurse in college.

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[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I find it funny that you pinned me as the medic, because I am actually planning to study to be a nurse in college.

[/QUOTE]
No shit? I'm planning on going to med school and becoming an anesthesiologist.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Got hit at an intersection by a speeding pick-up, went flying off my motorcycle and hit a telephone pole. 6 broken ribs, broken shoulder blade, femur, elbow, wrist, 4 fingers, kneecap, concussion, as well as internal bleeding, a multitude of bruised bones, and a burst blood vessel in my eye. And some cuts, and bruises. I'm no longer in a coma, but I feel like complete shit. When I'm not doped up on drugs that is.

How in the flying fuck are you even able to think up normal sentences and type them?! I wouldn't be here on the site, I would be like, "Fuck that shit! I need my sleep before I will care about that horseshit!!" Here's an example: I badly sprained my ankle on Friday (because I am a fuckwit), and I didn't get on the Internet at all that night. I just babied and worked with my ankle for a while as I hopped around the house and tried not to cry again. And that's just with a sprained ankle. You managing to do anything with that many injuries is amazing to me.

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]How in the flying fuck are you even able to think up normal sentences and type them?! I wouldn't be here on the site, I would be like, "Fuck that shit! I need my sleep before I will care about that horseshit!!" Here's an example: I badly sprained my ankle on Friday (because I am a fuckwit), and I didn't get on the Internet at all that night. I just babied and worked with my ankle for a while as I hopped around the house and tried not to cry again. And that's just with a sprained ankle. You managing to do anything with that many injuries is amazing to me.

[/QUOTE]
It's cause I'm a badass. And because hospitals are boring. And they smell weird.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

....I feel terrible. Just picturing that I laughed, imagining a Russian bear in your spot. But then I felt bad. After all that I felt bad xD
.....I have problems....


. Glad you're ok


WELCOME BACK *HUGS* DONT DO STUPID MOTORCYCLE SHIT AGAIN YOU DUMBLESHIT QAQ FUCKEROUS SNAPE. In all seriousness I'm really glad youre ok X3 goodnes...if any of you would have died at any time for any reason....First I would use your bodies to roast marshmelloes but afterwards I would be very sad and cry. And Mock doesn't cry. So it would be tragic


 
None of you die, got it? If any of you die I will revive you just to kill you again. Like 'Hi, how are you? Nice to see you alive again.....*STAB*'

Hey, I may go by the name Church, but I don't die or get revived as easily as he does, okay? So that shit wouldn't work on me.

 

[MockingXbird]

Church, he's Russian. Enough said


 
He's Russian Daimao-Senpai xD

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Fuck you. Right up Uranus.

That almost made me choke on my soup. Holy fuck.


 

Ha, jokes on you. I pronounce it UR-IN-AS.

My college bio teacher recently talked about a women that would almost rip people's head off if they didn't pronounce it that way. In short, my teacher laughed and called her a fucking idiot that doesn't know way she's talking about.

 

[Daimao]

Oklahoma: So how about those aliens?


Delaware: Oklahoma.


Oklahoma: Yeah?


Delaware: Don't worry. I'm gonna kill all of them.


Oklahoma: The Covenant?


Delaware: Yeahhh...


Oklahoma: I don't think that's possible-


Delaware: I WILL.


Oklahoma: Okay!


Delaware: Then she'll see. I'll show her who's the inferior one.


Oklahoma: You mean Texas?


Delaware: ....No.


Oklahoma: Delaware, you're scaring me.


Delaware: Let's go!


Nebraska: You two are fucking idiots.


Delaware: ...


Oklahoma: ...


Nebraska: ...


Delaware: ...I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF THEM!





AGENT DELAWARE: HE'S GOING TO KILL ALL OF THEM