Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

FUCK THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!


T IS FOR TERMINATING ALL CYBORNETIC LIFE!@

 

[Daimao]

Q IS FOR QUACK QUACK I'M A DUCK MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

R IS FOR REALLY CTAC? YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

E IS FOR EXPECTING ANY DIFFERENT, DOUCHE NOZZEL?!


 
I also am not sure if Church gave up or not.

 

[Daimao]

S IS FOR SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICFUCKYOUYOURATROCIOUS!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Holy fuck, Church is alive!

Needless to say, the last two weeks have been way to fucking busy for me. I hate it. But I came back, expecting there to be nothing new here. I was very surprised.


And now that I have caught up to my own posts, I'm guessing I will start to see posts about you guys poking fun at me as I catch up. Like all you guys always do...motherfuckers.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Needless to say, the last two weeks have been way to fucking busy for me. I hate it. But I came back, expecting there to be nothing new here. I was very surprised.
And now that I have caught up to my own posts, I'm guessing I will start to see posts about you guys poking fun at me as I catch up. Like all you guys always do...motherfuckers.

[/QUOTE]
She doesn't even know.

 

[Daimao]

T IS FOR TAC IS A TWAT!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

U IS FOR UR SCREWED CTAC

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Wanna go switch over to numbers now? We can go on with that foreverrrrrr


 
OH FUCK YOU GUYS!


B IS FOR THE BULLSHIT YOU TWO EAT!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I figure as long as we keep posting faster than she can read we can go forever.

 

[Daimao]

V IS FOR VENUS! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH URANUS!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]No shit? I'm planning on going to med school and becoming an anesthesiologist.

[/QUOTE]
I originally wanted to be a vet doctor for the longest time, because I love working with animals. I also got to work with my mom a lot on the weekends, and she is a vet technician (basically a nurse for animals). But she finally talked me out of it last year by saying that it is really fucking expensive, I have to do a lot of schooling, and I won't have a lot of time for my future family. So I said fuck that, and decided to be a nurse instead. As long as I still have my animals, I'm okay with that.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I can postpone my report for another two hours.


You guys?


 
Oh this'll be easy, she's posting actual replies! QUICK SPAM MESSAGES GOO!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I got until 7:30 AM, 'bout 8 hours.


 
1 IS FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'LL ALLOW YOU TO FAIL.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I don't need to leave for class till six fifty AM.


 
TWO IS FOR HOW MANY TIMES WE'VE REBUILT SIMMONS2.0!

 

[Daimao]

This is literally all I have to do until I'm released from the hospital.


 
3 IS FOR......UH... :3

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

THREE IS FOR HOW MANY PLANS I HAVE TO MURDER CTAC (in the next 5 minutes)!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Church is done for. She either ignores everything, or spends eternity trying to keep up

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I loveee it when Church quotes messages from pages ago. Gives me a small smile at seeing her try to catch up.

I KNEW YOU WOULD FUCKING SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, SHITFACE.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I KNEW YOU WOULD FUCKING SAY SOMEONE ABOUT THAT, SHITFACE.

[/QUOTE]
She still doesn't even know.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

WE ARE NOT POSTING FAST ENOUGH!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

GOGOGO

 

[TheAncientCelt]

FOUR IS FOUR FOR LOCO'S!

 

[Daimao]

UN!