Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[1stLt HChurch]

OH MY GOD I WANT THAT SHIRT. I thought of him as soon as you mentioned the colors, before you even mentioned him.

 

[MockingXbird]

It's not a RvB one but I HAD to get it over the blue one xD

 

[Wintermute]

Good morning shisnos

 

[1stLt HChurch]

My friend Carolyn called me a shisno yesterday. I told her that she doesn't understand the true meaning of the word, so therefore she can't use it. She got butthurt and started to call me stuff in German.

 

[Wintermute]

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN DU BIST EIN DUMMKOPF

 

[MockingXbird]

.....pft


 
I'm so tired. Gar


 
....lol. Adolf Titler...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

... What happened while I was in Fort Wayne?...


CTAC suggestion that someone might be higher than me on his enemy list? That's an insult. You gave up on fighting me, didn't you, CTAC?

 

[Wintermute]

Nothing really. Its been rather quiet.

 

[MockingXbird]

HI SHADOW. I'M AT THE ZOO

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

HI MOCK. I'M AT HOME AGAIN.

 

[MockingXbird]

THAT SOUNDS FUN.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

IT IS FUN. IT'S A LOT MORE FUN THAN THE HOUR DRIVE HOME WHERE MY FRIEND'S DAD TOLD A PLETHORA OF BAD JOKES AND RIDDLES.


WHICH REMINDS ME:


IF X GIVES A PACKAGE TO Y, AND Y GIVES THE PACKAGE TO Z, AND Z GIVES THE PACKAGE TO W...


WHO GIVES A FUCK?

 

[Wintermute]

Well shit...

 

[MockingXbird]

YOU SOUNDTRACK HAPPY


 
...WTF PHONE


 
SOUNDTRACK?! SOUNDTRACK?!?! SOUNDTRACK?!?!?!??! Phone .. why?

 

[Wintermute]

AUTOCORRECT FTW

 

[1stLt HChurch]

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING IN CAPS. IT'S NOT CAPS DAY. THE FUCK.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW IT MAY BE CAPS DAY. I DON'T KNOW EITHER, BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS!

 

[Wintermute]

HOW DO WE KNOW IF ITS CAPS DAY?


I MEAN, I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT IM DOING THIS TO GET ATTENTION


SUB TO MY CHANNEL PL0X


I GET ALL THE NOSCOPES


AND ALL THE TRICKSHOTS


AND 360's


AND MY KD IS 720


I AM NOT PART OF THE ILLOOMINARTI I SWEAR

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Okay. Yup. You have grasped the unfortunate talent to be able to beg for channel subs like all those other youtubers.


..please don't.

 

[Wintermute]

Wait, Church.


I hope you understood that it was a joke.


Because if you didn't, I may just have to kill myself.


 
Seriously though, it was a joke.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Wait, Church.
I hope you understood that it was a joke.


Because if you didn't, I may just have to kill myself.

No, I completely understood that it was a joke. And I was just purposefully overreacting a bit. Don't kill yourself, Dark. You're too important to die!!


.. I was about to add something really snarky to the end of that. I will refrain.

 

[Wintermute]

Oh god damn okay xD I really cant tell if someone is being serious on the internet or not. I am too goddamn paranoid.


I can imagine what you were going to add. I really can.


What were you going to add?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Failed my first mission in XCOM... I moved the VIP behind a car and an alien popped out of nowhere and blew his head off...

 

[MockingXbird]

LOUD NOIIIISSEESSS


 
Just took a nap =w=

 

[Wintermute]