Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

I'M DYING xD

 

[Daimao]

You can be my apprentice in No Fuck Kwon Do, Young Mockling

 

[TheAncientCelt]

And I am shipping you two, once again

 

[Daimao]

And I am shipping you two, once again

Tacky, get over here. Let me give you a big, bone-shattering, organ-bursting hug.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

That's very tempting, but I am a bit preoccupied at the moment. Can we reschedule?

 

[MockingXbird]

I shall accept your offer, No fucki givi kanobi

 

[Daimao]

I shall accept your offer, No fucki givi kanobi

Good, Nofuckawan. Now your first lesson is to not give a fuck about Tacky being preoccupied, and give him a deadly death hug anyway, ignoring his protests.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Don't. . .Let her touch me. I know where she's been, and it's no where nice or clean

 

[Daimao]

Don't. . .Let her touch me. I know where she's been, and it's no where nice or clean

This pudding is pretty fucking good...

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . . . I am not amused Daimao. . . You'll shoot up above Simmons2.0 on my enemies list, I swear to Zombie Jesus

 

[MockingXbird]

Hmmm oj. Like this? *TURNS INTO A TITAN AND DEATH KILL HUGS CENTY*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Geett awaaay from meee

 

[MockingXbird]

I JUST WANT A HUUUUGG~


 

COME HERE

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I'm like the fucking king of not giving a fuck.
*walks into house in the middle of robbery*


Robber: *points gun* get on the ground!


Me: *grabs pudding cup* this is fucking good pudding man.


Robber: get on the gr-


Me: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy.


Robber: get-


Me: fucking delicious


Robber: g-


Me: *tosses spoon at robber. Spoon kills robber* Damn, dropped my spoon

Imagining that was glorious.

 

[MockingXbird]

guys..we are almost at page 300

 

[1stLt HChurch]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHIT DO YOU GUYS WATCH OR FIND ON THE INTERNET. HOLY FUCK.

 

[MockingXbird]

Attack on titan owo


 
@TheAncientCenturion

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Hey mock, mind Pming me when you wake up?

 

[Daimao]

AoT (or SnK) was good. Not a masterpiece, but good. I think there was to much hype for it. I enjoyed it though, and look forwards to the next season.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

After the shock value, I thought it was pretty bad. I hear the animation in the show was good, but the manga had horrible art work. Plot wasn't too special either

 

[MockingXbird]

 
For me, the manga was good at first but the more it continued the worse the art became.


now for the anime, the animation (in my opinion) is amazing. I don't really watch for the plot, more for the animation, gore, and death. All that death. And feels. Much feels.

 

[Wintermute]

You know, I just read the past... I dunno, three-four pages with Mock yelling and shit because incest reasons and I was listening to bring the madness. It was pretty amusing. Also Dai.


no


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[MockingXbird]

No Fucki Givi Kanobi, what is my next task?

 

[Wintermute]

Wait for it, he'll probably ask you to kill me.


Its a shame though, 'cause I'm afraid thats just

 
Unless hes really the master of not giving a shit...

 

[MockingXbird]

Just wanted to give a weeks head up but next Saturday I shall be gone for a week. Nine day trip to Costa Rica bitches~!


well....Saturday I can be on (5 hour layover in Alanta ) then the day I fly back (another 5 hours)


 
Got a sports shirt that'd gray and has yellow stripes on the sides and a stripe down the back. Despite my father telling me to get a blue one, I had to get this one because it rememinded me of Washington xD