Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

THE MOCK-POCOLYPSE IS ON YOU

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I AM TOO TORED FOR THAT AOA

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Mockingbird How could you have possibly cloned AND gained control of said clones without the help of a third-party? Your body would have been completely destroyed in the process! SOMEONE would have had to assist you!

 

[MockingXbird]

NO. I AM SATAN. SATAN NEED NO ONE HELP MWAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Unless. . .MOCK WAS ALWAYS A CLONE!

 

[MockingXbird]

NO YOU ASS. I USE THE POWER OF MOCK LOGIC. MOCK LOGIC HAS KNOW NO LIMIT

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Following this chat's lore;


Satan is best friends with Darkangel


Satan is DarkAngel's dad.


Mock and Dark are a couple in love


Dark Angel and Mock are in an incestial relationship, and best friends.

 

[MockingXbird]

........uh...I'm not satan...im...just...HIS GENERAL THEN OAO NO INCEST. NO LANNOSTER IJNNSSSCEEESSTTT

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Good job cracking the code, CTAC! You're now a Sergeant in the Anti-Shisno PD.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Good news Mock, I can clone you without the need to destroy your body, like Shadow needs to!
Just step into the furnace. . You'll feel a bit hot and sweaty, but that's just the cloning lasers copying you.


 
Why is everyone on this website insane .-.?

The more creative you are, the more sanity you will lose. It's just a fact of life.


 

........uh...I'm not satan...im...just...HIS GENERAL THEN OAO NO INCEST. NO LANNOSTER IJNNSSSCEEESSTTT

OH!!! So you DO want a relationship with Dark! Cause why would you care about incest if you didn't want a relationship?!?¿! OOOHHHHHHH, WE GOT YOU, MOCK!!!!

 

[MockingXbird]

MOTHERFUCKINGSHITFKSBSKS JK SKS

 

[1stLt HChurch]

You dun goofed, Mock!! And you did it to yourself, too!!!! xD

 

[MockingXbird]

FUUUUUUCCCKKKK YYOOOOUUUU

 

[Daimao]

FUUUUUUCCCKKKK YYOOOOUUUU

Mockinator, calm down.

 

[MockingXbird]

I don't think that's possible

 

[Daimao]

Need a hug?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . .Daimao is trying to muscle in on Dark Angel's territory! We've got a loveeee triangle!


It's Mock who loves Dark, who loves Mock. .AND Daimao, who loves Mock!

 

[Daimao]

No, I'm just a teddy bear. Do you want a hug TAC?


 
And I would destroy Dark if it came down to it.

 

[MockingXbird]

You touch me, I cut you OAO


 
...o-o Run Dark Run...the Russian's coming after you~

 

[Daimao]

I would be like watching a bear maul a kitten.


 
He'd just be a sticky red smear on the ground.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

OH GOD! It's so REAL!


Mock wants to save Dark!


Daimao wants to destroy him!


The dramaaa!

 

[MockingXbird]

1- Russians are cooler


2-NO. NO LOVE TRIANGLE

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Mock, maybe you should try to escape this by not giving a fuck, like Daimy is doing.

 

[MockingXbird]

...yeah....I'm making it worse, aren't I? xD

 

[Daimao]

I'm like the fucking king of not giving a fuck.


*walks into house in the middle of robbery*


Robber: *points gun* get on the ground!


Me: *grabs pudding cup* this is fucking good pudding man.


Robber: get on the gr-


Me: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy.


Robber: get-


Me: fucking delicious


Robber: g-


Me: *tosses spoon at robber. Spoon kills robber* Damn, dropped my spoon