Alstromeria
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Futuristic Fluctuations [OOC]
- Thread starter Anaxileah
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Fluffy-Kat
Your future Supreme Overlord :3 <3
I NEED TO FIND A SCINS IMAGE *runs off to pinterest*
Fluffy-Kat
Your future Supreme Overlord :3 <3
Okay its pretty much done just thinking abiut two more weaknesses
Anaxileah
From the Depths of Hell
Okay Floofles
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA
So. Recently i've come across some kids giving away some giftcards online in a "first come first served" kinda thing. Now, I actually suceeded in one of these giveaways and obtained a years worth of membership for xbox live. So it occured to me that instead of going out and looking for these thing, why not let them come to me?
So i'd set up like, an instagram, snapchat, whatever with a name like "Xxx_DankWEED-xxX" or "__GitdatKUSHhomie__" and put in a description or whatever that I would be selling "Good stuff". Then i'd set up a kik with the same name. After that, i'd insert myself into places where 12 year olds could find me and wait for a message of a kid wanting to buy marijuana. I'd be like "yee, i got dat "O-regan-O if you know what i mean boi" and go about talking the kid into getting a card for something that i could get off the back of it and send him pictures of (drumroll please) A BAG OF OREGANO. Let's be honest, kids don't know better.
Once i've got the funds from the card, i can send a bag of oregano to the kid, then make a new account.
Now. This would all be legal. I'd be forefront about what i would be "selling" and even if some cops picked me up they wouldn't find anything, but they can't get me for fraud either because in my state, weed's illegal, so anyone who'd buy it from me couldn't get me on fraud charges, because they themselves would be committing a felony.
Its PERFECT. I FINALLY have a plan to amass the funds i need to build a robot panda and take over the world, then establish my glorios empire with me as a benevolent but firm overlord.
So. Recently i've come across some kids giving away some giftcards online in a "first come first served" kinda thing. Now, I actually suceeded in one of these giveaways and obtained a years worth of membership for xbox live. So it occured to me that instead of going out and looking for these thing, why not let them come to me?
So i'd set up like, an instagram, snapchat, whatever with a name like "Xxx_DankWEED-xxX" or "__GitdatKUSHhomie__" and put in a description or whatever that I would be selling "Good stuff". Then i'd set up a kik with the same name. After that, i'd insert myself into places where 12 year olds could find me and wait for a message of a kid wanting to buy marijuana. I'd be like "yee, i got dat "O-regan-O if you know what i mean boi" and go about talking the kid into getting a card for something that i could get off the back of it and send him pictures of (drumroll please) A BAG OF OREGANO. Let's be honest, kids don't know better.
Once i've got the funds from the card, i can send a bag of oregano to the kid, then make a new account.
Now. This would all be legal. I'd be forefront about what i would be "selling" and even if some cops picked me up they wouldn't find anything, but they can't get me for fraud either because in my state, weed's illegal, so anyone who'd buy it from me couldn't get me on fraud charges, because they themselves would be committing a felony.
Its PERFECT. I FINALLY have a plan to amass the funds i need to build a robot panda and take over the world, then establish my glorios empire with me as a benevolent but firm overlord.
Slop
Elder Member
You have my greatest respect, sir. That's all I can say.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
A Bold One
Slop
Elder Member
Moieste
Anaxileah
From the Depths of Hell
Lololol y'all are weird ass mofos
Slop
Elder Member
HAW DAERE YEW
Obi-Wan Kenobi
A Bold One
I like how you say that like you aren't one too.
Anaxileah
From the Depths of Hell
Shhhh don't reveal my secrets
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
What's the flaw in my plan? Point one out and ill give it to ya
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
I think it's an amazing plan
Obi-Wan Kenobi
A Bold One
It takes entirely too long. You'd be elderly before you got anywhere with it, IMO.
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
OHHHH NO, you'd be suprised about how many little kids out there want some weed
Anaxileah
From the Depths of Hell
YOU GUYS STAHP
Obi-Wan Kenobi
A Bold One
Yeah, but how many are ser-
o ok
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
With apps like ifunny, i mean, you have acess to hundreds of thousands of people with a tap of your finger. I have never used instagram or snapchat, but i can imagine theres even more of an audience of people there.
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
Like i said, you'd be suprised. There are alot of rich white kids with nothing else to do. You get a boy trying to be tough who does nothing but spend time online, and lo and behold, an offer just falls into his lap.
The beauty of it is if business gets slow, you can make multiple other accounts to be seen multiple other places.
And ana, you're welcome to take a stab at it too, constructive critiscism is appreciated from everyone.
The beauty of it is if business gets slow, you can make multiple other accounts to be seen multiple other places.
And ana, you're welcome to take a stab at it too, constructive critiscism is appreciated from everyone.
Anaxileah
From the Depths of Hell
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
Now that's not constructive. Ana duk, u dissapoint your future overlord (and master broker of the dankest oregano money can buy)
Anaxileah
From the Depths of Hell
If you dare consider yourself an overlord over me, you're literally putting your name in the Death Note.
Alstromeria
Florian Society Member
Well i can't just make one giant robot panda in one place, i've got to have multiple other piliots. But if you start selling 12 year olds oregano, that's where i'd tell you to step off.
Also, tbh, the one in power wouldn't be the overlord, it more than likely would be the overlords future spouse. If you find her before i do you're welcome to take it up with her.
Also, tbh, the one in power wouldn't be the overlord, it more than likely would be the overlords future spouse. If you find her before i do you're welcome to take it up with her.
Anaxileah
From the Depths of Hell
Funny. Wouldn't it be your gal?
