Fire Emblem: Legends of Auxereilla

[Trignome]

True. But wouldn't the ocean just make things worse? Unless you mean that he should go for a swim.


What a swimmingly fantastic idea, chap! Tyrin should go first. (.-.)

 

[TerraBooma]

Well I do indeed! But I must give Al the honor of going first my deer chap!


After all, height before armor value?

 

[Trignome]

Oh, but an inch is nothing! I propose a rock-paper-scissors tournament.


The winner goes first!

 

[TerraBooma]

I prefer another method my dear fellow!


123 NOT IT

 

[Trignome]

I prefer another method my dear fellow!
123 I'M IT

Thank you for volunteering, my good friend!

 

[TerraBooma]

I'll be volunteering, my good friend!

Well thank you my dear pal, I'll let you go right ahead!

 

[Trignome]

Well thank you for the offer, but I'll go right ahead my dear pal!

Fantastic! I applaud your bravery!

 

[TerraBooma]

Fantastic! I applaud your bravery but I insist I go first!!

 


Wonderful! Right after you!

 

[Trignome]

Hmmm...I believe I have the perfect solution! We'll jump at the same time...


Ready? 1...2...3...

 

[TerraBooma]

Hmmm...I believe I have the perfect solution! We'll jump at the same time...
Ready? 1...2...3...

*Suprisingly makes good on the choice, and jumps in.*

 

[Trignome]

*puts sword down on deck, then jumps*


...So now we do what, exactly?

 

[TerraBooma]

I'm not quite sure, I feel like there was some sort of potential conflict, but I do say we've found a most agreable soloution

 

[Trignome]

Yes, yes...surely, hypothermia is the ultimate solution to seasickness.


~5 frigid minutes later~


Gadammit, Tyrin! Why couldn't you have just given me a barrel?


All I wanted was a barrel... (._.)

 

[TerraBooma]

Oooooh a barrel! You wanted a barrel! I thought you said you wanted an Ear-ful!


 
so naturally I assumed you meant Earful of ocean water!

 

[Trignome]

...Hand me the rope, I'm getting out.

 

[TerraBooma]

Uhh Al? I thought you had the rope

 

[Trignome]

Why would I have the rope? I was busy concealing my weapon from the enemy pirates.


*small splish of water as an arrow hits the water* Speaking of which...can you make mana shields?

 

[TerraBooma]

What the hell is a Mana shield? I'm a healer, and a low level one at that! Don't you have an ACTUAl shield?

 

[Trignome]

You think I can fight with that monstrosity of a broadsword AND a shield?


My sword is my shield! *more arrows rain down from above*

 

[TerraBooma]

Righty, I do believe it is a good time to get out of here, how do you fancy your trading skills?

 

[Trignome]

What do you have in mind, exactly? We give them an arm for a leg?


*sighs* I can't really decide which I'd rather keep...

 

[TerraBooma]

Well it's an easy choice really


There are pretty decent replacements for your legs, but thumbs are hard

 

[Trignome]

Hm. If we use cryotechnology, we can preserve the limbs until you're a high enough level to re-attach them!


Let's stay positive and try to get to the cryo-chambers as soon as possible. *pause*


Did you happen to bring a spare rope, in the case that you forgot the first?

 

[TerraBooma]

Why indeed I have! I left it...oh dear.

 

[Trignome]

...Oh for Pete's sake...


*shouting* Hey, hey Pete! We need a scene change, pronto!