Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Xel]

Also we might be able to save her soul...
*Remembers how Alexandria behaves*
Lets rip that bitches tits off and fill her head with lead...

That's your job, my job is to fight servants.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

That's your job, my job is to fight servants.

Put her dog down and make it a cape

 

[GasMaskie]

Ah, I see Caster's got a difficult Master this time around.

GasMaskie
I thought only Medea can do that cause she's got RuleBreaker.

And we all thought that Divine Spirits couldn't be summoned but look where we are now. You just have to be clever in your justification (and probably have an orphan slaughterhouse ready).

 

[Iskandar]

And we all thought that Divine Spirits couldn't be summoned but look where we are now. You just have to be clever in your justification (and probably have an orphan slaughterhouse ready).

What if you have multiple orphan slaughterhouses ?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

And we all thought that Divine Spirits couldn't be summoned but look where we are now. You just have to be clever in your justification (and probably have an orphan slaughterhouse ready).

Come on down to Orphan Slaughterhouse
Where Head Chef Lancer will make you the finest dishes using different kinds of orphans

 

[Iskandar]

Come on down to Orphan Slaughterhouse
Where Head Chef Lancer will make you the finest dishes using different kinds of orphans

That’s gross. No thanks. I’m not a stinkin cannibal commie bastard. Only commie bastards are cannibals. Only cannibals are commie bastards. > : (

 

[GasMaskie]

What if you have multiple orphan slaughterhouses ?

Servant Harem Army​

 

[Iskandar]

Servant Harem Army​

Great idea. Always good to have a harem.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Brings out a tank of salmon*

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

The All-Female Servant cast are actually all summoned by Caster for his royal harem.

 

[Iskandar]

The All-Female Servant cast are actually all summoned by Caster for his royal harem.

Ew. That’s gross man.

Also I wrote a haiku for Iskandar :^)
It’s shitty cause I did it in like two seconds

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Secretly deals the salmon to passing bears*
Rawr

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Ew. That’s gross man.

Also I wrote a haiku for Iskandar :^)
It’s shitty cause I did it in like two seconds

I wouldn't expect a barbarian like Rider to understand.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

And we all thought that Divine Spirits couldn't be summoned but look where we are now. You just have to be clever in your justification (and probably have an orphan slaughterhouse ready).

I see. In that case, he shall consider it if the need ever arises.

The All-Female Servant cast are actually all summoned by Caster for his royal harem.

rofl.

 

[ChazGhost]

This occ gets weird in a variety of ways...

 

[GasMaskie]

I see. In that case, he shall consider it if the need ever arises.



rofl.

Keep in mind that you'd probably only see that sort of thing happening if a Caster was Evil or something. Which I doubt "Johnny" is given his True Name and background.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Keep in mind that you'd probably only see that sort of thing happening if a Caster was Evil or something. Which I doubt "Johnny" is given his True Name and background.

He's lawful neutral.

 

[Iskandar]

I wouldn't expect a barbarian like Rider to understand.

At least I ain't a commie bastard, ya Uruk

 

[Iskandar]

And posted. Rider maybe a tad possessive with her master~

 

[BearBearBear]

And posted. Rider maybe a tad possessive with her master~

You might have misread the situation Kossy~

... With grace she took to the latter's free side and linked her own arm with the jester's remaining one...[/QUOTE]

Alex never laid a finger or Sandy

 

[Iskandar]

You might have misread the situation Kossy~

Ugh. You made that whole part so hard to understad

 

[Iskandar]

Anyway edited.

Don't be touching Cassandra

 

[GasMaskie]

He's lawful neutral.

I look forward to Caster getting killed by someone who has an NP that deals bonus damage to Neutral Servants.

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[Iskandar]

I look forward to Caster getting killed by someone who has an NP that deals bonus damage to Neutral Servants.

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Making me dislike Suzuka

 

[GasMaskie]

Making me dislike Suzuka

>Holding any sort of opinion at all towards anything.

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Lucem
The One Eyed Bandit

Looks like Jin managed to get cucked out of an upgrade - this guy is Neo Alpha (Kuwaga Raiger).​