Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[ChazGhost]

I'm letting things go to the gacha for my pairing. Who are the two pairs?

 

[Iskandar]

I'm letting things go to the gacha for my pairing. Who are the two pairs?

Saya and me

Rantos and giro I believe is the other

 

[Xel]

Rantos and Giro are pairing up, eh?

 

[Iskandar]

When there are multiple gunshots like three houses down from yours (((((:

 

[Xel]

Well that's never a good thing to hear, did you call the cops?

 

[Iskandar]

Well that's never a good thing to hear, did you call the cops?

Hahahahahahahahahahahagah. That’s funny xel. There aren’t cops where I live

 

[Xel]

Hahahahahahahahahahahagah. That’s funny xel. There aren’t cops where I live

<.< I see...

 

[ChazGhost]

Should we be worried for you?

 

[Iskandar]

Should we be worried for you?

Nah. You get used to it

In a town of 2,000 people, it’s usually an idiot teen or an actual criminal lol

 

[Mion]

Nah. You get used to it

In a town of 2,000 people, it’s usually an idiot teen or an actual criminal lol

Watch out.

It might be the one eyed bandit. Stay indoors just in case, he is a dangerous man.

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Watch out.

It might be the one eyed bandit. Stay indoors just in case, he is a dangerous man.

words like those is how you get shot

 

[Mion]

words like those is how you get shot

Don't that picture look dusty?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

words like those is how you get shot

-Snugs Bandit-
Bandit isn't dangerous... Bandit is cute

 

[Girouette]

words like those is how you get shot

Bandit-Kun you can shoot me ;3

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Don't that picture look dusty?

wha-

-Snugs Bandit-
Bandit isn't dangerous... Bandit is cute

illegal

Bandit-Kun you can shoot me ;3

shoot your coffee maker

 

[Girouette]

Are you saying I still need to wake up?

Don't worry. I have a couple coffee makers. You can destroy any one you want...

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Are you saying I still need to wake up?

Don't worry. I have a couple coffee makers. You can destroy any one you want...

Be my personal coffee maker pls

 

[Girouette]

O-Oh my.

 

[Iskandar]

Well I didn't die so yeah. Everything here is good. Lately the cocaine kingpin here has been fighting some meth cooks

 

[Iskandar]

I'm really tired and hungry. Send help my dudes

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

I'm really tired and hungry. Send help my dudes

Have a cookie

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I'm really tired and hungry. Send help my dudes

Well I do know a recipe for Oatmeal Cookies...

 

[Mion]

I'm really tired and hungry. Send help my dudes

I can help...

For a price.

 

[Iskandar]

Have a cookie

Have a heart...

Well I do know a recipe for Oatmeal Cookies...

No Thanks.

I can help...

For a price.

Pass. Definitely wouldn't be worth it.

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Idea Do you think you'll have your sheet finished by the end of the week?

Shinobu the vampire-puppy Are you still interested?