Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[THICCDRAGON]

“Your doing a great job rowing” she places a hand on his face

 

[r_dubya]

"Thank ye dear. How far till the island?" MacToff puts his head on Hailey's shoulder and continues rowing

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“We’re right next to it” she smiles

 

[r_dubya]

"Good, cuz that orange blob behind us is getting a little too close for comfort"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Orange blob?” She looks behind them to see it

 

[r_dubya]

"It bobs above the waves every now and again" the boat hits the sand. "We're here"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Can you carry me please” she asks

 

[r_dubya]

"That I can me dear, that I can" he holds Hailey by her ass and carries her to the tent

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Squeeze harder please” she smiles

 

[r_dubya]

He grins "Well if ye insist" he pinches her ass

 

[Gabriel117]

A little morbidly hunched Chinese man waddles up to them “ohh herro, weet woulda a uh seem a rittre rady enajoy a bowr ob noodres yes?” He holds out a bowl of spiced noodles

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey looks at him confused “Your morbidly hunched yes”

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff stares at the little Chinese man. "What? The fuck?"

 

[Gabriel117]

The man looks at Hailey “ohhh yiiiiss yiiiis a morbeeduhrree harnched eenadeed, but a da noodres a geta cord, rittre rady a eet a now yiiisss?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Whose noodle am I eating” Hailey asked confused

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff chuckles

 

[Gabriel117]

“A bowr ob a da noodres be a good fow a dah seex and a make it a sroshy yiiiiiss”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What about a bulls noodle” she says even more confused

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff tries not to laugh

 

[Gabriel117]

Hun chee gets pissed and throws the bowl at the ground “A BOWR OB ADA NOODRES”

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff starts snickering "Abortion nipples"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“A bulls nipples, your not making sense”

 

[Gabriel117]

“NOOOOOOO.....A BOWR, ah Fock eet ima a go make a more noodres good a for a dah sourr and a dah mieend

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey gets down off mactoff and stands there confused

 

[Gabriel117]

Hun chee waddles off