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[THICCDRAGON]

“Your basically being mean, you fucking dick” Hailey says meanly

 

[r_dubya]

Davy laughs "Like I give a flying fuck. Yoo'd be a complete arsehole if yoo had tae deal with people asking yoo tae help them get something every fucking day. 'Davy Jones I want this, Davy Jones I want that'. It chaps my ass. Speaking of, what is it that yoo want, so yoo can get it and I can get back tae my ship"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I want the black mark” Hailey says sternly

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff covers his face and shakes his head. Davy raises one eyebrow. "Why would yoo want the Black Spot? Yoo understand it puts my Kraken on yoor ass, right?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes I know what it means, I want it now!!” She stands up

 

[r_dubya]

Davy's eyes darken. He growls "Why"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“JUST FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME!!!” She growls

 

[r_dubya]

Davy stands up and breathes deeply. "Fine. If yoo want tae die that much, then yoo will have it." He extends his hand to shake hers

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Her eyes widen “thank you, I appreciate it” Hailey smiles and shakes his hand

 

[r_dubya]

Davy grips her hand tight. "This is gonna hurt." He twists her arm and stabs her in the wrist with a small knife. MacToff stands up, ready to fight him

 

[THICCDRAGON]

She cringes in pain “yes give me more” she moaned slightly

 

[r_dubya]

Davy pulls the knife out and drops her hand. "Sit down, boy. Obviously she enjoys pain" he turns around "Watch yoorselves" he steps off the boat and disappears

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff stares wide-eyed at the empty air. "That was...odd"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“And fun” Hailey says happily

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff raises an eyebrow. "...so how does it look?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

She holds out her hand “black and marky”

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff cocks his ear to the side, then picks up the oars. "We need tae be on land, now"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ok” she says happily and sits down crossing her legs

 

[r_dubya]

He picks up the oars and starts rowing furiously back to the island

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Row harder and faster, make those sexy arms work” hailey asked

 

[r_dubya]

"I am"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Those guns aren’t pumpin yet are they” she smiles

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff starts rowing rhythmically, keeping pace with his breath

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey moves and straddles his lap and looks him in the face “hi there”

 

[r_dubya]

"We're nae on land yet me dear, soon." He continues rowing rhythmically