Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[Gabriel117]

“Egg noodres good for energy, no need for a suspicion hun chee has no friends why would he harm them”

 

[r_dubya]

"Regardless of any suspicions, we'd like a bit of privacy good man" MacToff stands up, towering over the hunched Chinaman

 

[Gabriel117]

Hun chee waddles over to a tree stump and sits down instantly starting to snore

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff closes the tent and turns back to Hailey. "That is nae human. Donnae eat the noodles."

 

[THICCDRAGON]

She was halfway through the bowl of noodles “what” she said with a mouth full

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff groans and talks through his teeth "And how does it taste?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It’s like chicken and noodles with a hint of spider” she continues to eat it

 

[r_dubya]

"Well, that's fun. I'm pretty sure it's poisoned" MacToff starts looking for various items

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What would poison tastes like ... does it involve pain?” She asks

 

[r_dubya]

"Depends on the poison. This one...I'm willing tae guess nae." He picks up a bottle of green dust. "Though I could be wrong"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It’s not poisoned, I trust the China man” she smiles

 

[r_dubya]

He grabs a bottle filled with an orange slime "Hand me that bowl, will ye?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

She hands him an empty bowl

 

[r_dubya]

He takes the bowl and pours the slime into it, waiting for a reaction. "Aright, yer good"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ok so now what, should go to the ship or what”

 

[r_dubya]

He grabs a large empty jar. "We're gontae follow the instructions. We need tae fill this with dirt. But first, a nap" he lies down again

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Why do we need a jar of dirt, it seems pointless” she asked laying down

 

[r_dubya]

"Davy Jones will be sending the Kraken after us. We need the jar of dirt and..." he sniffs her hair and smiles "...items with yer scent on them"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What does the jar of dirt do”

 

[r_dubya]

"Fuck if I know, the book just says we need it" he cuddle up to Hailey. "We can fill it later. We need tae worry about putting yer smell on some shite"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I have a change of clothes will that work”

 

[r_dubya]

"Dear, we're gontae need more than that" he caresses her cheek

 

[Gabriel117]

Hun chee yells from outside “SPECIFICARRY BROOD”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“So what do you suggest” she questioned

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff looks up. ''The fuck did he just say?"