Jackaboi
One Thousand Club
*A beat up Eric brings in the centaur with a chain*Isune said:
H-hey! I caught some food for the search!
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H-hey! I caught some food for the search!
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
Real centaur: *points to chain and snaps finger* why are humans so stupid? *chains break off and attach Eric to wall* hmph...*gallops off*
Chris: He does have a point, why would you try to bind him in the thing he can control? *frees Eric*
Chris: He does have a point, why would you try to bind him in the thing he can control? *frees Eric*
Zooks
Respawn!
Kelica's slightly more worried about herself and probably the actual missing mages.Isune said:
I'm not sure what she'll do if she sees Chris
Zooks
Respawn!
The guy bitch slapped her and ran off, something tells me Chris is going to have more to defend against then just a Centaur.
Jackaboi
One Thousand Club
*Eric extends his hand in a futile attempt to grab the centaur*
Mah food... ;-;
Mah food... ;-;
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
But it was completely justified!! I mean she did basically break his knee cap along with at least one of his toes. God, if Chris ever meets Kelica parents I just imagine the conversation.
*Chris and Zuka talking and drinking some tea while Kelica watches from the other room*
Zuka: So how's Kelica been?
Chris: Oh she's great. She's very loving, but we do get into the occasional little squabble.
Zuka: Oh, who doesn't? How do those normally turn out?
Chris: You know, we argue...she breaks my kneecap and one of my toes...I backhand her in self-defense. And then, she sends out the entire forest to try and kill me
Zuka: SHE DID WHAT!?!?!?!..... *Looks at Kelica with the I'mma beat your ass look*
Kelica: ... *jumps out window*
Zuka: *walks over to closet and takes out belt* KELICA!!! *belt lights on fire*
Kelica: *hiding in bush* Oh sweet Fiore....
Chris: *still sitting at table to terrified to intervene*
@Zuka
*Chris and Zuka talking and drinking some tea while Kelica watches from the other room*
Zuka: So how's Kelica been?
Chris: Oh she's great. She's very loving, but we do get into the occasional little squabble.
Zuka: Oh, who doesn't? How do those normally turn out?
Chris: You know, we argue...she breaks my kneecap and one of my toes...I backhand her in self-defense. And then, she sends out the entire forest to try and kill me
Zuka: SHE DID WHAT!?!?!?!..... *Looks at Kelica with the I'mma beat your ass look*
Kelica: ... *jumps out window*
Zuka: *walks over to closet and takes out belt* KELICA!!! *belt lights on fire*
Kelica: *hiding in bush* Oh sweet Fiore....
Chris: *still sitting at table to terrified to intervene*
@Zuka
Maki
Ten Thousand Club
*cought* Mizuki *cough*Zuka said:
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
Once again, it was justified! Cut the poor man some slack xD If she even tries anything Chris will just nope himself a barrier made of earth.
Mykinkaiser
Literally the worst
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
Does no one here know what self defense is!? xD I just imagine Chris watching the group of people shouting at him and using his new earth magic to do the tunnel technique and doing this.
Mykinkaiser
Literally the worst
You do realize that Emmerich didn't actually see what happened right? He only has Kelica's reaction and hearsay from Noah.Isune said:Does no one here know what self defense is!? xD I just imagine Chris watching the group of people shouting at him and using his new earth magic to do the tunnel technique and doing this.
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
I know, but I wanted an excuse to put that gif in xD
Mykinkaiser
Literally the worst
Also, Emmerich would most likely take her side anyway due to reasons
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
Honestly, I just expect Chris to sit there like "Oh so you have no problem that she busted my knee cap. That's fine, but when I cause way less damage I'm the bad guy?"
Zooks
Respawn!
It's cause Kelica has boobs.Isune said:
Boobs are always justified
Mykinkaiser
Literally the worst
Zuka said:
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
I love how Kelica's like "it's all my fault!" and while she crying she gets a good bounce in and every male runs over and goes "No no, it's not your fault!!" while Kelica's like "But I broke his knee after he slightly shoved me!" and all the guys are like "Well he's a douche, he doesn't deserve a woman like you!!" while Chris just sits there with his messed up leg "Can someone please heal this...I think it's getting infected." then he gets stoned by all the other guys.
Zooks
Respawn!
To Be Fair. She only hit his knee with a staff, and being the buff man he is I assumed it would only knock his balance not break his knee cap.Isune said:
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
Every if he is buff it'd still hurt like a mofo. Maybe not broken...just bruised really badly.
Zooks
Respawn!
But she is so weeeeaakkkkk. Like it was more like "eh!" PokeIsune said:
CHRIS THE NEW YAMCHA
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Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
I just more less imagined Kelica swinging that thing full force onto his foot and then smashing it into his knee. Huh...I should of probably thought about that a bit more seeing as Chris is a tower of a man and Kelica is literally half his size.
Zooks
Respawn!
Yeah full swing for her but. She is like tiny. And weak. I should have posted that. Which goes the other way, a full back hand from him I'm actually surprised she didn't get knocked outIsune said:
Colt556
Three Thousand Club
Mikado's gonna shoot the both of them for wasting time on their relationship drama.
