Fantasy [Detailed] Witches, Zombies, and Queens, oh my!

[Larry]

Does that mean...we can help?! ( )

 

[Giyari]

You can die like the rest of us, with an arrow in you are a knife to the back. It is the job of the Warden to make sure this does not happen. You need us just as much as we need you.

"Meat Shields" C:<

 

[Larry]

And this, is why we're going to try and attain equal rights for all in this roleplay!

 

[Soviet Panda]

Equal rights!

 

[Larry]

NO MORE, shall we our lives be deemed of lesser resplendence than those of women!

 

[Soviet Panda]

Watch as it's a warden that cleanses the Blight.

 

[Larry]

We'll show you that mundane men are capable of magnificence!

 

[Giyari]

 

[Larry]

I'm not entirely sure what to say myself.

 

[welian]

pwn'd

 

[Larry]

What?!

 

[Soviet Panda]

I'm sorry, I just have to say this. Because of the similarities to the Wheel of Time, sorry about this, I want to see at least one male channaler. I mean, in the books they went mad and killed a lit of people before dying themselves, but they were vastly more powerful then female channalers.


((Side note, channalers are witch/mage equivalent. They also do nit need manna crystals and instead use something called the One Power wich is divided into five parts. So much to go over, kill me to spare yourselves.))

 

[Larry]

It must be done.

 

[Giyari]

Unless the guy develops a vagina and starts having periods, I don't think that's gonna happen

 

[welian]

It sounds like a fun series and concept, but no. That would subvert one of the basic tenets of this setting, which is "Magic requires uterus".

 

[Larry]

Assuredly I say to you, civil rights equality won't cut it!

 

[Soviet Panda]

Bah. I had to try. Oh well.

 

[Larry]

It's a rough world we live in lad.

 

[Soviet Panda]

That it is. Women and their plans. It's even worse when they can use magic. Always plotting and schemeing.

 

[Larry]

And when they pull a lot of us, it's natural. But when we sleep with many women, we're 'man-whores'.

 

[Soviet Panda]

Where did that come from?

 

[welian]

Fantastical institutionalized misandry, HOOOOO!!!!

 

[Larry]

Hm? Oh, it came from nowhere! Just remembered something Nanako said to Yu in Persona 4: The Animation anime.

 

[Soviet Panda]

Ok.

 

[Larry]

It would be funny if such labels would be common or whether or not we give the same titles to women and men as we do today.


In regards to such sexual instances.