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I thought the song would fit very nicely ^w^

Personally I think it fits everything Ryuu is going through/doing.
What do u think?
I love that song
 
Yep! Oh, and sorry for the late updates recently. ive Been traveling quite a bit recently, so that last narration post was made in Washington D.C.

Also, TekSoda TekSoda Blemmigan Blemmigan you guys okay?
 
Ori is here forever.

Ori is eternal.
 
Blem is here sometimes. Blem is conditional.

(Hello! I've not been well and more time passed than I thought. I am here now)
 
legit love the paintings descriptions, well done.

Folks having these break throughs as Dick plays all the king's horses and all the king's men in Humpty Dumpty.
 


something to listen to while we wait.
 
Woooo!

Didn't know you were having wifi troubles, nothing is worse.
 
In truth all this is enough to give me a panic attack if I was in their place.

Kids are holding up rather well.

Keep going kiddos! You can make it!
 
At the risk of ruling this ooc, this poor lad is super lonely.
 
Not much.
Actually...

Could you keep a list of all the alchemized items?
 
Not much.
Actually...

Could you keep a list of all the alchemized items?
Ah, alrighty.

I'll do so when i'm not brain dead due to meds.

Mostly just looking for something to do, guess I didn't do enough to warrent a part in the last post so went ahead to the nezt room.
 
As it happened, I'd started one of those in my workshop forum, just because I like lists :v
Shout if you see something I missed out.

Not sure about the direction of the first one, but I made an educated guess.

Cape --> Hierophant Card == Holy Cloak - Dick, p6
Statuette <-- Cane == Statuette holding a tiny cane - Dick, p6-7
Statuette --> Cane == Flame cane - Dick, p6-7
Pool Cue <-- Knives == Pool Blade - Dick, p8
Hierophant Card <-- Cape == Holy Cape - Dick, p8
Pool Cue --> Knives == Pool Spear - Dick, p8
Hierophant Card --> Cape == Super Hierophant Card - Dick, p8
New Holy cape --> Holy Cape (original) == Ultra-Holy Cape - Dick, p8
Magic Cane --> Magician's Manuel == Magical Manuel's De-Instructive Rod - Dick, p9
Magic Cane <-- Magician's Manuel == A Dicks Guide to Magic Cores - Dick, p9
Black Card with White Dot --> White Card with Black Dot == Checkerboard (more black than white) - Adia, p9
White Card with Black Dot --> Black Card with White Dot == Inverted checkerboard (more white than black) - Adia, p9
Old Keyboard --> Old Hook == Good Ol' Grapokey - Adia, p9-10
Kitchen Knife --> Old Hook == Knook - Adia, p10
Spear <--- Magical Manuel's De-Instructive Rod == Magic Manuel’s De-Instructaspear - Dick, p11
Magic Cane --> Super Hierophant Card == Holy Stick of Justice - Dick, p11
Moldy Mug --> Bowler Hat = Fanciful (Plastic) Glass - Nils, p14
Bowler Hat --> Moldy Mug = Molder Hat - Nils, p14
Pool Cue <-- Knives == Felt-Bladed Knife - Nils, p15 (from book list)

gdi Nils needs to release the table for Ryuu already

Also I cobbled together a chat log of all the group chat stuff, so I could kind of figure out what Nils might reasonably know. And, again, lists good.
Only started it from when Nils joined though. Figured he made a new group chat and wouldn't have seen the older one.
Though if you like I can make a collection of the previous one too. Mmm, lists.

Everyone sounds 300x ruder without the accompanying flavour text. Excellent.

BV: okay, time to own up.
BV: which one of you clowns gave my address out for your edgy dark web video game?

EM: Satan himself thats who, is it they Darkness"
EM: Cause golly fucking gee, your in for a treat and a half
EM: As in literal hell, cause the apocalypse is happening and you got the key to safety.
EM: Cause in case you haven't noticed that has been going on.
EM: Seriously, people imagine meteors, aliens, lizard people, etc.
EM: But the world ends with tentacle hentai.
EM: Now get to downloading that game so we don't lose YET ANOTHER person to the reckoning.

BV: what's with the paranoid doomsday theories?
BV: you've spent too much time talking to adia.
BV: fine, give me a second. keep your hair on.
BV: okay, so the game's downloading.
BV: and i'd like to reassure everyone and anyone that i've not seen any evidence of the apocalypse.
BV: all i've got to complain about is the fact that it sounds like there's someone out there playing a trombone or bugle or something.
BV: not even in a funky jazz kind of way, more like they're taking revenge on anyone with ears.
BV: guess it could be worse. it could be bagpipes.

EM: Bagpipes? I heard big ass church bells when I first downloaded the game.
EM: I went downstairs to see a big ass church being covered in black tentacles across the street.
EM: Then I just blink and everything is back to normal, save the whole house locked up immedately and the store across the way got litterally dragged down to the fucking abyss by tentacles.
EM: Now my house got teleported to a spider infested desert and I don't got a single fucking clue what to do...
EM: Oh and Medjed says hello guys, or he would if he had any manners in his ghostly godly form.

BV: there is literally no way to respond to any of that and not sound insane.
EM: How do you think I feel? I just had to fight 5 WINGED spiders.
EM: You know whats worse than a gigantic spider?
EM: One with wings.
EM: And I had to dance with em, not in the literal way but god damn if it ends up being so i wouldn't put it past this game.
EM: You did download the game correct? I'll be staying around the house if for some ungodly reason i'm your host...
EM: And be a friend and give our 90's enthusiast her ghost and table when you can.
EM: now I need to find MY ghost so I can god damn get a new cryptic tutorial!!

RR: 80's excuse you.
BV: just in case any of you are enraptured by my current situation, here's an update.
BV: good news: the brass band haunting me has finally shut up.
BV: bad news: i think i'm locked inside a fucking shed.

RR: Sun card?
[sends picture of card]

BV: ok. congratulations.
BV: i have a headache.

RR: Uh. dudes?
RR: How do I get in the game?
RR: It needs to happen fast before my entire building gets tipped over or whatever.

BV: what do you mean "how do i get in the game?"?
BV: aren't you guys already playing it?
BV: what am i missing here?
BV: i'm going to try the door again.

RR: Hey guys
RR: I got a bunch or weird stuff here.
RR: Not sure what to do.
[pictures of pots]

EM: Fuck I fell asleep outta nowhere.
EM: break the card then do what you feel best fits the card's meaning, or perhaps what the card showed
EM: I had to kneel before the hierophant statue and put on his hat.
EM: Lets see the card...
EM: perhaps... lighting something? Bring growth and life to the area? Matches, use the matches to light something?
EM: Light in the darkness?
EM: Come on i'm spit-balling to save a life here guys fuck!
EM: And dude for the love of god get on the train here the fucking rapture is happening and this is the only;y way out of getting fiddled with tentacles.
EM: or crushed to death if you prefer.
EM: Card and ghost incoming though so get ready to do whatever the thing is.

BV: oh.
BV: that's what you meant by a card.
BV: it just fell out of the ceiling.
BV: "the hanged man"?
BV: i think you pressed the wrong button.
BV: i was expecting a ghost. instead i got a tree and a rope.
BV: oh and a naked ventriloquist dummy.
BV: i really hope i'm adequately expressing how much i hate this.

EM: Are you that thick?
EM: Did you perhaps forget to put your brain in this morning?
EM: God damn you may have the easiest one and your floundering about as death creeps on your doorstep,
EM: knocking on your door and asking to stay for a spot of tentacle tea?
EM: Why'd it have to be you for our damned fourth.
EM: Tie the rope around the fucking dummy's leg,m toss it over a tree branch so that it hangs.
EM: God fucking damn, need me to break out of this spdier ifnested sand covered hellscape and hold your hand as well?
EM: Bloody Wanker.

SJ: jeez no need to be such a dick
RR: If I don't respond it's because watering the magic plants with soda was the wrong answer.
EM: Hey... So... Are you guys okay?
BV: i'm fine. don't know where i am though.
BV: i hanged the dummy.
BV: luckily i think i killed it.
BV: unluckily i think i'm now being haunted by the ghost of chucky.
BV: what about you?
BV: ryou? adia?
BV: who else is here?

EM: Oh thank jesus h christ you are alive.
EM: However, that sounds horrendously terrifying.
EM: So far only Adia, Ryou, Yourself and I are here...
EM: I... don't know if there are others. There might be, no, definitely will be so let us all keep our heads up.

EM: Status update.
EM: I'm a fucking god damn wizard.
EM: Kinda embarrassing to say the lines that did it but damn it felt good!
EM: Hope I can figure out what to say for the fire cane next.
EM: Legit just said what came to mind like some stupid justice oriented kids show line
EM: Next thing I know I got a lazer shaped hole in my roof.
EM: Alright time to story progress, speak up about any lore shit yea find cause maybe we can find a way to undo all this bullshit.

SJ: from what i heard from luci the world was gonna get fucked anyways so i guess thats lore
SJ: also nice
SJ: maybe youll finally be able to conjure yourself a girlfriend

EM: First of all, rude as shit.
EM: Seriously more important shit going on other than hitting people where it hurts.
EM: Second of all: If I could, that'd probably wont be the wierdest thing going on in this fucking game.

SJ: got it cheif
SJ: it won't happen again sir
SJ: ill report back if i find anything
SJ: prowlr out

BV: stuff your ghosts.
BV: i've got a crab.

EM: Well guys, I did an impulse,
EM: somehow,
EM: kind of just litterally let jesus take the wheel and I obliterated a mess of spiders.
EM: Spiders who turn things to stone with their venom.
EM: Who seemed intent of biting everything as they went along? Odd but fair enough I suppous.

BV: no spiders here.
BV: but i'm also not a wizard, so swings and roundabouts.
BV: oh yeah, just an aside.
BV: has anyone else been left in the dark, in the rain, on a tiny island in the middle of an endless ocean surrounded by mutant fish men?

EM: No rain here, only desert and sand.
EM: Which was once lush forest if you believe the poster I just saw for a haunted house.
EM: Currently hunting for answers, thus far things are screaming that said haunted house is legitimately haunted or evil.
EM: So hoping this game subscribes to Final Fantasy logic and my holyness is super effective against them.
EM: If your stuck in the dark go ahead and make a better light with Alchemy
EM: Be right back, fixing that problem, head back to your house in a minute for some of the more fun parts of this game.
EM: So.. has.. anybody played with alchemy yet or am I the only one?
EM: Basic concept: Mix two things together, at times it's the meaning behind a object rather than the actual object capabilities. Like a poster of a heavy metal band and a axe may either turn it into a bad ass looking axe, or a bad axe shaped guitar.
EM: Or may turn the guitar to paper
EM: The game is cheeky like that.
EM: Put two things you want mixed on the platter, one on the left, another on the right, then you press the book pages into one another.
EM:Haven't tried three or more objects yet as the book only really has two pages.
EM: Oh... most of your alchemy misstakes will come from the pages...
EM: Basicly, if axe is on the right, poster of the left.
EM: Pressing the right page onto the left will make the axe take presidence in the mixing.
EM: Likewise on the left into right. Misstakes will happen but I suggest checking out both sides anyways, if for extra stuff to combine.
EM: Alchemy also takes EP which you get from slaying enemies, I think you start with a good bit so you have some breathing room to start.
EM: Tutorial over...
EM: Makes me wonder.. if what I make shows up in your books as well.

SJ: nice tutorial
SJ: ive tried alchemy too i guess
SJ: i think the whole system has a thing for shitty puns
SJ: i mixed a grapplin hook and keyboard as a joke and now the hook can stick to things
SJ: bc of sticky keys
SJ: i hate it
SJ: anyways ill check my book when im not undr threat of ninja statues or aggressive books
SJ: or when i have any clue as to the layout of this weird suspicious buildin

EM: Part of why I'm asking about the books being connected is that we can pool our collected trash to make better stuff.
EM: I made, accidentally, a pool dagger, looks nice but if you use knives unlike me it'd be good.
EM: i also have tarot cards, so basicly mix up something, I mix it with the card and you copy it.
EM: Simple, if thats how it works... Never know in the game

BV: hold up, let me see.
EM: So, anybody else play silent Hill? Probably got a puzzel key.
EM: Legit got a painting of an old man with a damned fuckung lantern.
EM: Got a damn hermit card painting and i'm gonna be hunted by the ghost of christmas future.
EM: Okay, with all things said, I hate when I'm right.
EM: Why can't I be right about things that are pleasant?
EM: Next thing I find will be wholly pleasant and useful to my predicament and will in no way will be terrifying.

BV: well, if it helps, you were right about the alchemy.
BV: i made that weird fuzzy knife to accompany my weird fuzzy hat.
BV: not that i made a pointless hat.
BV: crap.
BV: i could use your previous alchemy pages, that's all i meant to say.

EM: Oh, thats actually good news! At least you all can sample my bumbling around while I get shown my future christmas related death.
EM: I love christmas.
EM: but fuck if it is coming early this year.

RG: Hey dudes.
RG: sry iv'e been mia
RG: So I'm going to quickly sum up everthing i've learned for ya' guys.
RG: So as i'm sure ya noticed, when we pass out we wake up elsewhere.
RG: We have 2 bodies, a waking and a sleeping one.
RG: We each have a branch so to speak that I believe might be unique to us?
RG: Also 2 more things.
RG: did any of your friends before I joined type in
RED?
RG: And I think I met the

EM: Red? Adia types in red.
EM: But we got legitimately two bodies?
EM: So the world I saw when sleeping was one that was real?
EM: Color me jealous, I want to be in a damn mansion.

[pictures of paintings]
SJ: check this out
SJ: creepy right

EM: Well damn thats some wicked paintings.
EM: And foreboding, how did they get our likeness so well?
EM: Why do i look like i'm about to smite somebody with my single eyed gaze like some holy Odin.
EM: Wait Odin, shit if I get a sec i'm training with a spear damn it.
EM: Get some damn valkyries and raid and pillage with the occasional living sacrifice.

 
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I love this Dick just is such the flip floppy turd and I love it.
 

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