Realistic or Modern (CLOSED) Supers, High School Edition

[Brinni]

You're all fucking loony

It is my personal belief that there is no such thing as sanity, only varying degrees of insanity.

 

[Willow Pillow]

Guys.....I hate being sickilled it proves asthma attacks.


Why did I get pneumonia months ago...like my lungs have never recovered from it

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Guys.....I hate being sickilled it proves asthma attacks.
Why did I get pneumonia months ago...like my lungs have never recovered from it

I know that feel.


Pneumonia's a bitch.

 

[Willow Pillow]

I know that feel.
Pneumonia's a bitch.

ER....like almost died man.....for reals.


Pneumonia MAKES you it's bitch

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

ER....like almost died man.....for reals.
Pneumonia MAKES you it's bitch

Well, that's truer. 2 weeks of it.

 

[Willow Pillow]

Same time period but it wrecked my lungs....like destroyed them. I have a inhaler that's a steroid for my lungs I need to take every day and like....I was having an asthma attack just talking on the phone....that is just cause I have a cold but merr


I need lexis healing powers

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Same time period but it wrecked my lungs....like destroyed them. I have a inhaler that's a steroid for my lungs I need to take every day and like....I was having an asthma attack just talking on the phone....that is just cause I have a cold but merr
I need lexis healing powers

Ouch. I didn't quite have it that bad. It was just alot of pain and painful coughing. And more phlegm than anyone ever needs.

 

[Willow Pillow]

I had undiagnosed asthma before I had pneumonia, I think you have healthy lungs and didn't have to deal with it.


I went from having asthma that barely flared up like....one episode between years....to pneumonia wrecking my bad lungs to permanent damage.


I'm also crippled. And end up in the hospital on a regular basis so..........like end of the world shit comes I'd be the weak sacrificed

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I had undiagnosed asthma before I had pneumonia, I think you have healthy lungs and didn't have to deal with it.
I went from having asthma that barely flared up like....one episode between years....to pneumonia wrecking my bad lungs to permanent damage.


I'm also crippled. And end up in the hospital on a regular basis so..........like end of the world shit comes I'd be the weak sacrificed

Well shit. On the bright side, you got plenty of friends to protect you from the bat-shit crazy mobs of the apocolypse.

 

[Willow Pillow]

Well shit. On the bright side, you got plenty of friends to protect you from the bat-shit crazy mobs of the apocolypse.

Brinni hands down would sacrifice me.


Ironically I think I would last pretty long cause I'm smart.....if I died it's because I challenged them

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Brinni hands down would sacrifice me.
Ironically I think I would last pretty long cause I'm smart.....if I died it's because I challenged them

Well... oops.

 

[Willow Pillow]

It's ok, I know he'd sacrifice me, he knows my accident prone Ness will most likely kill him before he gets th3 chance too.


So it's a battle of my actually real life super power of bad luck vs his manipulation and cunning.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

It's ok, I know he'd sacrifice me, he knows my accident prone Ness will most likely kill him before he gets th3 chance too.
So it's a battle of my actually real life super power of bad luck vs his manipulation and cunning.

We have seen just how dangerous bad luck can be

 

[Willow Pillow]

its my real life super power.


example: I got chased by two ferel ponies up in the boonies of Maine. I have a deep hatred for ponies now that can't be calmed down.


A squirrell attacked me while i had a broken arm and ran off with my m and ms


my pocket fell off in an elevator, i sewed it back on, only to leave my building and have some kid yell at me "Hey! Your pocket fell!" i gave a panicked look and began looking for it only for him to laugh "OH MY GOD SHE FELL FOR IT"


My first jazz band competition ever i passed out in a bookstore and was almost left in Boston alone.....the school then had to create a buddy system for future trips because of that moment


i literally can go on for days. like i lived one the other day leaving my keys in the office and having it take me 2 and a half hours to get home instead of my usualy.....40 minutes

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

its my real life super power.
example: I got chased by two ferel ponies up in the boonies of Maine. I have a deep hatred for ponies now that can't be calmed down.


A squirrell attacked me while i had a broken arm and ran off with my m and ms


my pocket fell off in an elevator, i sewed it back on, only to leave my building and have some kid yell at me "Hey! Your pocket fell!" i gave a panicked look and began looking for it only for him to laugh "OH MY GOD SHE FELL FOR IT"


My first jazz band competition ever i passed out in a bookstore and was almost left in Boston alone.....the school then had to create a buddy system for future trips because of that moment


i literally can go on for days. like i lived one the other day leaving my keys in the office and having it take me 2 and a half hours to get home instead of my usualy.....40 minutes

Ouch.


That is just... Damn

 

[Willow Pillow]

I broke my arm doing the macarana.


I broke my arm catching a soccer ball


I broke my toe after my coach gave me a motivating speech that the little guys don't have to be afraid of the big girls in soccer charge and you won't get hurt....


i broke my foot trying to conquer my fear of heights. also my best friend was in the ER for a party her frat friends threw her by putting peanut butter in her drink when she's allergic....i wanted to do something safe and fun so none of us would wind up in the hospital......LOL NOOOOPE! Though...the case study she put together on my injury (they bounced me doctor to doctor several times because they refused to try and put it back together it was too difficult) did get her into a doctorate program for PT


I have more

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Wow. Holy shit. That is the unluckiest shit I have eve heard

 

[Penelope Burns]

If Cosmic could weaponize her bad luck then she could probably rule the world.

 

[Willow Pillow]

If Cosmic could weaponize her bad luck then she could probably rule the world.

like guys these aren't even my worst ones....like....oh my god....you have no idea.

 

[Brinni]

If Cosmic could weaponize her bad luck then she could probably rule the world.

I'm working on that. It's gonna be great.

 

[Willow Pillow]

I'm working on that. It's gonna be great.

wait....is that the only reason you started being nice to me?!?!

 

[Brinni]

wait....is that the only reason you started being nice to me?!?!

Not the only reason.

 

[Willow Pillow]

Not the only reason.

i buy everyone snacks....

 

[Penelope Burns]

Not the only reason.

Just the biggest.

 

[Willow Pillow]

Just the biggest.

i accidently locked myself in a room with an orgy in it and was stuck there for 6 hours sooooooooo......its a real super power