thatguyinthestore
Off to a Better Place
"Oh, that was just my daughter, Wendy! She's quite the character!" The man laughed and stood up from the coffin, revealing a pair of bloodied, black gloves on his hands. He wiped the sweat from his forehead with his arm. "Gee whiz, transporting these bodies from the funeral home to here sure is exhausting!" He exclaimed to no one in particular, before turning back to face the two boys. "Well, what brought you here to our quiet little town? It's not on many maps, after all! I doubt you just... found us on your own!" He said, following up his words with another kind-hearted laugh as he began walking towards the side of the church. "Can I get you three anything, by the way? Drinks? Cookies? Cucumber sandwiches?"
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